Based on events that happened inside the forums, these stories will surely touch the heart of all readers, young, old, and crazy alike!
Volume One
Spoiler: Bee-lieve It
He was not alone that night.
Silent footsteps treaded stealthily inside the Greenstripe Villa as thunder echoed outside, the rain flooding the streets and washing away the debris scattered around by human and beast alike. Lightning flashed through the window, only adding a terrifying effect into the mind of a shaking fellow, his ears pressed tightly against the wall.
He listened intently inside his room, trying to discern the movements of the uninvited visitor.
It was a dreadful storm, and yet as that shadow loomed outside the corridors Akonyl Greenstripe felt a much more dreadful presence. It scared the wits out of him.
At last, the footsteps stopped in front of his very own chambers. Akonyl tightly clutched his gun-- a .45 pistol-- and aimed it at the entrance, as soon as he heard the doorknob clicked. Seconds seemed like hours, with sweat trickling his forehead, as the door creaked open.
It revealed a horrid creature, yellowish in color, with two large bulging eyes, six long protruding arms, an over-sized deformed head, and a pair of antennaes. It wielded a weapon in the form of a needle-like spear attached to its back.
It was, as he feared, his greeatest nemesis. It was a giant wasp.
"frick! Now, of all times!" He quickly fired four bullets into the monster's body before it can do anything-- he did not even let it take one step. He was about to shoot another round when the wasp stumbled forward, wobbled, and finally landed just a couple of inches within his feet. It was his victory."Man, am I good! I don't need Kleene's steel punch after all." He kicked it. "Take that, you bogus bee. That'll teach you not to mess with the awesome Akonyl-sama! Hahahahahaha!"
His laughter was cut short, though, when he noticed that the monster was still breathing, and had tried to reach him while desperately gasping for air.
"A...a...a..ako..."
Feeling triumphant over the wasp, Akonyl kneeled beside it and, with a manner of jest, leaned towards the monster's mouth. "What did you say, idiot?" He smiled at the suffering of his enemy.
"A..a..ako-chan..." With great effort the monster removed its head-- or what was supposed to be its head-- and under it, a human. The girl, with her face contorted to such a degree seen only to those who is suffering immense pain, gave Akonyl a box, gift-wrapped, and in it, the words: "Happy Halloween, Akonyl!" After handing him the present, the girl drew her last breath.
Shock, grief, remorse, anger, and other terrible, unexplained emotions welled up inside him.
"KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
He remembered the words Kleene Onigiri told him before she left earlier that day, "Yo, what are you going to wear tonight? I bet nomemory's going to wear an onion again this year... And oh, I gotta see Commi's ninja outfit! KYAAA!!! I'm so excited, I can't wait to show you mine! My, are you going to be surprised! I'm coming over to your house later, better give me some candies, kay?" but with a wave he dismissed her rather coldly. He had no idea that she was referring to Halloween. He shrugged it off, thinking it was another scheme of her's...
...and he paid the price.
Moral Lesson: Always make sure that your enemy is dead before you celebrate.
Silent footsteps treaded stealthily inside the Greenstripe Villa as thunder echoed outside, the rain flooding the streets and washing away the debris scattered around by human and beast alike. Lightning flashed through the window, only adding a terrifying effect into the mind of a shaking fellow, his ears pressed tightly against the wall.
He listened intently inside his room, trying to discern the movements of the uninvited visitor.
It was a dreadful storm, and yet as that shadow loomed outside the corridors Akonyl Greenstripe felt a much more dreadful presence. It scared the wits out of him.
At last, the footsteps stopped in front of his very own chambers. Akonyl tightly clutched his gun-- a .45 pistol-- and aimed it at the entrance, as soon as he heard the doorknob clicked. Seconds seemed like hours, with sweat trickling his forehead, as the door creaked open.
It revealed a horrid creature, yellowish in color, with two large bulging eyes, six long protruding arms, an over-sized deformed head, and a pair of antennaes. It wielded a weapon in the form of a needle-like spear attached to its back.
It was, as he feared, his greeatest nemesis. It was a giant wasp.
"frick! Now, of all times!" He quickly fired four bullets into the monster's body before it can do anything-- he did not even let it take one step. He was about to shoot another round when the wasp stumbled forward, wobbled, and finally landed just a couple of inches within his feet. It was his victory."Man, am I good! I don't need Kleene's steel punch after all." He kicked it. "Take that, you bogus bee. That'll teach you not to mess with the awesome Akonyl-sama! Hahahahahaha!"
His laughter was cut short, though, when he noticed that the monster was still breathing, and had tried to reach him while desperately gasping for air.
"A...a...a..ako..."
Feeling triumphant over the wasp, Akonyl kneeled beside it and, with a manner of jest, leaned towards the monster's mouth. "What did you say, idiot?" He smiled at the suffering of his enemy.
"A..a..ako-chan..." With great effort the monster removed its head-- or what was supposed to be its head-- and under it, a human. The girl, with her face contorted to such a degree seen only to those who is suffering immense pain, gave Akonyl a box, gift-wrapped, and in it, the words: "Happy Halloween, Akonyl!" After handing him the present, the girl drew her last breath.
Shock, grief, remorse, anger, and other terrible, unexplained emotions welled up inside him.
"KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
He remembered the words Kleene Onigiri told him before she left earlier that day, "Yo, what are you going to wear tonight? I bet nomemory's going to wear an onion again this year... And oh, I gotta see Commi's ninja outfit! KYAAA!!! I'm so excited, I can't wait to show you mine! My, are you going to be surprised! I'm coming over to your house later, better give me some candies, kay?" but with a wave he dismissed her rather coldly. He had no idea that she was referring to Halloween. He shrugged it off, thinking it was another scheme of her's...
...and he paid the price.
Moral Lesson: Always make sure that your enemy is dead before you celebrate.
Spoiler: Cookie Crumble
"Where are the cookies?!" RJ exclaimed as she peered over the cupboard. She sighed. "Ao-kun, not again..."
It was a typical scenario inside the Phantomcake Manor, with the cookies gone and RJ trying desperately to apprehend her husband for the crime of stealing from the cookie jar. Only this time, he seemed to have vanished out of thin air. She searched for him inside the mansion, but to no avail.
"Now where did that scoundrel ran off to?"
On the way to the master's bedroom, she met their loyal cat, ccppfan. "What might be the problem, Mistress?" Their feline companion, over the course of her stay together with the couple, had learnt to understand and even speak human language. Endless was her intelligence that she seemed to learn a new skill everyday, such as writing, and playing the piano.
"Ah, CC, do you know where is your master? I fear that he started hanging with Commi-- I can't seem to find him or even his shadow anywhere."
The cat shook her head. "I was looking for him too. I need to sharpen these," she showed her the dullness of her claws, "and he got my sharpener. Now that you mention it, xpon's gone too. I wonder what that puppy's up to now... Oh yeah, I found this piece of paper lying in the garden, behind the rose bushes." She showed her a piece of white crumpled paper which read: "on got me, he stole the coo" It was torn crudely at the sides.
"I never looked at it. You can throw it away if you want." The cat jumped off the stairs.
RJ frowned. She knew that there was something mysterious going on, but she cannot quite put her finger into it. Finally, after taking much effort to solve the sudden disappearance of bluekaitou1412, and deciphering the note CC found, she gave up and prepared dinner.
Not very far from the mansion stood a perverted old puppy, with its eyes gleaming with malevolence. A girl's underwear embroidered with the number 19 hung on its neck, a white top-hat stained red was placed on his head, and the last of RJ's home-made cookies was between its bloody fangs.
Moral Lesson: Do not trust xpon.
It was a typical scenario inside the Phantomcake Manor, with the cookies gone and RJ trying desperately to apprehend her husband for the crime of stealing from the cookie jar. Only this time, he seemed to have vanished out of thin air. She searched for him inside the mansion, but to no avail.
"Now where did that scoundrel ran off to?"
On the way to the master's bedroom, she met their loyal cat, ccppfan. "What might be the problem, Mistress?" Their feline companion, over the course of her stay together with the couple, had learnt to understand and even speak human language. Endless was her intelligence that she seemed to learn a new skill everyday, such as writing, and playing the piano.
"Ah, CC, do you know where is your master? I fear that he started hanging with Commi-- I can't seem to find him or even his shadow anywhere."
The cat shook her head. "I was looking for him too. I need to sharpen these," she showed her the dullness of her claws, "and he got my sharpener. Now that you mention it, xpon's gone too. I wonder what that puppy's up to now... Oh yeah, I found this piece of paper lying in the garden, behind the rose bushes." She showed her a piece of white crumpled paper which read: "on got me, he stole the coo" It was torn crudely at the sides.
"I never looked at it. You can throw it away if you want." The cat jumped off the stairs.
RJ frowned. She knew that there was something mysterious going on, but she cannot quite put her finger into it. Finally, after taking much effort to solve the sudden disappearance of bluekaitou1412, and deciphering the note CC found, she gave up and prepared dinner.
Not very far from the mansion stood a perverted old puppy, with its eyes gleaming with malevolence. A girl's underwear embroidered with the number 19 hung on its neck, a white top-hat stained red was placed on his head, and the last of RJ's home-made cookies was between its bloody fangs.
Moral Lesson: Do not trust xpon.
Spoiler: Houkago Tea Time
With a newspaper on his right hand and a teacup on his left, L Dash read his daily dose of news. Little did he know that it was to be his last.
"Two murders in 48 hours! Rich people, but died in such dreadful fashion! Hey, wait a minute... isn't Greenstripe's and Phantomcake's dwellings stood in front of each other? What a coincidence! Well, that doesn't concern me at all. In other news, Commi became a favorite cameo character. Now that's new. Oh, what's this? Santa Claus is coming to tow--" He never got to finish what he was reading for a teapot met the back of his head with a sickening crash.
"Ha! Serves you right." The girl picked the shards of broken ceramic and shoved it inside the dead man's mouth. "What is this guy doing, playing with my teaset! Inside my house too!"
"Um... Ms. nomemory? I think that was a bit uncalled for..." The other girl shivered at the sight of the horrible mess in front of her.
"What did I do, Kaia?" nomemory looked at the dead man. "Oh... did I just do that?" The other girl nodded, causing nomemory's eyes to widen. "I think... I'm in big trouble." Her companion only managed to nervously smile at her.
"Um... can I plead self-defense? What, he was harassing my tea set! He was trespassing too-- Oh wait, what did I do again?"
Kaia facepalmed.
Moral Lesson: Do not read newspapers, especially while having tea.
"Two murders in 48 hours! Rich people, but died in such dreadful fashion! Hey, wait a minute... isn't Greenstripe's and Phantomcake's dwellings stood in front of each other? What a coincidence! Well, that doesn't concern me at all. In other news, Commi became a favorite cameo character. Now that's new. Oh, what's this? Santa Claus is coming to tow--" He never got to finish what he was reading for a teapot met the back of his head with a sickening crash.
"Ha! Serves you right." The girl picked the shards of broken ceramic and shoved it inside the dead man's mouth. "What is this guy doing, playing with my teaset! Inside my house too!"
"Um... Ms. nomemory? I think that was a bit uncalled for..." The other girl shivered at the sight of the horrible mess in front of her.
"What did I do, Kaia?" nomemory looked at the dead man. "Oh... did I just do that?" The other girl nodded, causing nomemory's eyes to widen. "I think... I'm in big trouble." Her companion only managed to nervously smile at her.
"Um... can I plead self-defense? What, he was harassing my tea set! He was trespassing too-- Oh wait, what did I do again?"
Kaia facepalmed.
Moral Lesson: Do not read newspapers, especially while having tea.
Spoiler: Strike A Match
It was a hot summer day, with the sun shining brightly when Conia and his friend Eve went for a walk. It was also that very same day that Eve came up with another crazy idea-- to learn how to be a cupid.
Conia, energetic as he was, immediately agreed to the proposition of his friend. He too, thought it was a great idea, and so, after eating lunch, and stalking someone, he taught her the basics.
"Okay, first things first, you got to know how to shoot a magic arrow. Send it straight into the heart, and that'll make your target fall in love with the first person he or she sees. And remember, and this is very important, you got to shoot it in the heart, and no place else!"
"What if I miss?" Eve asked, with a hint of slight irritation. She expected it to be fairly easy, but at that moment she was thinking otherwise.
Conia shrugged. "Well, different things happen. For example, if you shoot someone in the head, it might make them smarter, or go crazy. I'm not sure. The heart is the only consistent thing here--" He looked at his watch, and jumped. "Oh great, I totally forgot I'm going to stalk Commi! I gotta go Eve, sorry, I'm going to teach you next time. Seeya!" Using his cupid wings he flew with great speed, and in a second he was gone. He was such in a hurry that he left his bow and arrow behind.
The prospect of the shooting countless arrows thrilled Eve, added to the fact that using it might get her into trouble. Always seeking adventure, she ventured off with the magic arrows towed on her back, and with a grin on her face.
She positioned herself behind some trees, waiting for her prey, and away from prying eyes. She was not disappointed, for a minute or two a familiar face with a sniper rifle came down the road. It was Tommy, a hired assassin.
Wasting no time, she shot an arrow. The moment it flew a strong wind blew past, making it swerve upwards and change direction. In a split-second the man with the sniper rifle tilted his head sideways, causing the arrow to land on his right eye.
"Oh shit!" Eve attempted to run towards him, but stopped when she noticed that he was oblivious to the arrow that was stuck in his eye. "So, the arrows are invisible to everyone but the wielder. Awesome. Looks like its painless too."
"Oh cool! I can see my house miles from here! Did I just become far-sighted? Oh well, at least I won't be needing my scope now! From now on, I shall be known as the man who does not need a scope to snipe! Lucky me!" she overheard him say.
"No, lucky me!", she almost said aloud. She felt relieved that nothing dreadfully serious happened. Normally, she would've stopped with what she was doing, knowing that it can make or break a person, but an invisible force compelled her to continue.
Waiting behind the trees that helps conceal not only her but also her intentions, she readied herself for her next prey. After an hour, Yurikochan passed by her. She shot another, but Yurikochan, sensing Eve's murderous aura, saw through it, and jumped out of the way, dodging the arrow. But the princess' efforts ware all in vain, for she accidentally stepped on a landmine, causing it to explode along with her. As to the origins of the landmine, and as to who placed it there, noone knew.
"Okay, that was weird." Eve scratched her head unconsciously.
Again, she waited for her next victim. Not long after the second one, Abs Doodles came running along. She snickered and shot an arrow, but she used too much force that the arrow went through Abs.' chest. At that very same moment, Phoenix Tears, a mad scientist who likes to dissect babies, passed from the opposite direction to where Abs. is standing.
"Hey, you! Join my harem!" Abs. demanded, and grabbed Phoenix away.
Eve gulped.
Moral Lesson: Always shoot arrows from behind trees if you want to start a trend.
Conia, energetic as he was, immediately agreed to the proposition of his friend. He too, thought it was a great idea, and so, after eating lunch, and stalking someone, he taught her the basics.
"Okay, first things first, you got to know how to shoot a magic arrow. Send it straight into the heart, and that'll make your target fall in love with the first person he or she sees. And remember, and this is very important, you got to shoot it in the heart, and no place else!"
"What if I miss?" Eve asked, with a hint of slight irritation. She expected it to be fairly easy, but at that moment she was thinking otherwise.
Conia shrugged. "Well, different things happen. For example, if you shoot someone in the head, it might make them smarter, or go crazy. I'm not sure. The heart is the only consistent thing here--" He looked at his watch, and jumped. "Oh great, I totally forgot I'm going to stalk Commi! I gotta go Eve, sorry, I'm going to teach you next time. Seeya!" Using his cupid wings he flew with great speed, and in a second he was gone. He was such in a hurry that he left his bow and arrow behind.
The prospect of the shooting countless arrows thrilled Eve, added to the fact that using it might get her into trouble. Always seeking adventure, she ventured off with the magic arrows towed on her back, and with a grin on her face.
She positioned herself behind some trees, waiting for her prey, and away from prying eyes. She was not disappointed, for a minute or two a familiar face with a sniper rifle came down the road. It was Tommy, a hired assassin.
Wasting no time, she shot an arrow. The moment it flew a strong wind blew past, making it swerve upwards and change direction. In a split-second the man with the sniper rifle tilted his head sideways, causing the arrow to land on his right eye.
"Oh shit!" Eve attempted to run towards him, but stopped when she noticed that he was oblivious to the arrow that was stuck in his eye. "So, the arrows are invisible to everyone but the wielder. Awesome. Looks like its painless too."
"Oh cool! I can see my house miles from here! Did I just become far-sighted? Oh well, at least I won't be needing my scope now! From now on, I shall be known as the man who does not need a scope to snipe! Lucky me!" she overheard him say.
"No, lucky me!", she almost said aloud. She felt relieved that nothing dreadfully serious happened. Normally, she would've stopped with what she was doing, knowing that it can make or break a person, but an invisible force compelled her to continue.
Waiting behind the trees that helps conceal not only her but also her intentions, she readied herself for her next prey. After an hour, Yurikochan passed by her. She shot another, but Yurikochan, sensing Eve's murderous aura, saw through it, and jumped out of the way, dodging the arrow. But the princess' efforts ware all in vain, for she accidentally stepped on a landmine, causing it to explode along with her. As to the origins of the landmine, and as to who placed it there, noone knew.
"Okay, that was weird." Eve scratched her head unconsciously.
Again, she waited for her next victim. Not long after the second one, Abs Doodles came running along. She snickered and shot an arrow, but she used too much force that the arrow went through Abs.' chest. At that very same moment, Phoenix Tears, a mad scientist who likes to dissect babies, passed from the opposite direction to where Abs. is standing.
"Hey, you! Join my harem!" Abs. demanded, and grabbed Phoenix away.
Eve gulped.
Moral Lesson: Always shoot arrows from behind trees if you want to start a trend.
Spoiler: Author's Notes
Hahahaha! Okay, I admit, I was bored. I wrote these overnight-- you'll notice lots of mistakes-- so please bear with me! Looks like I'm beginning to regain my writing enthusiasm.
Volume Two
Spoiler: Post Humous
Part One
"So Mr. Dash, what did you feel when I surpassed your post count?" bluekaitou1412 asked.
Both person in front of him turned their heads to the speaker and simultaneously responded in the same manner: "You talking to me?"
The phantom hit the fake with a stick and walked away. Jd Dash smirked.
Moral Lesson: Plagiarism is bad.
Part Two
Yurikochan was bored. She had not been sent into a mission. She had not met her enemies. She had not been visited by his Ao-niisan. She had tried to find truth and justice, but to no avail. She had no one to talk to. She was lynched in Mafia.
She was desperate.
In an effort to waste time, she released her Spiritomb nicknamed Gin from its Cherish Ball and tried to talk to it.
"You know, Gin, I was just thinking..."
"Oh, about your pitiful existence?" Her Spiritomb cut her short. "And how, with your limited mental abilities, only misery and despair await you for all eternity, and there's nothing, absolutely nothing you can do about it?
"What?! I was just thinking I'D JUST GO TO AN ELEVATOR AND PRETEND TO BE NAUSEOUS!"
The Spiritomb sighed and returned to its ball. "I wish I have a different owner..."
Moral Lesson: Keep a Mismagius in your party instead of a Spiritomb.
Part Three
Outside the gloomy hallway of her school one windy day, Commi-Ninja, finally not just a cameo character, was at a loss. She did not attend her class last meeting. That day was the beginning of their exam week.
Luckily, Phoenix passed by her.
"Hey, what was our lesson yesterday?" she asked, her voice sounded rather distraught.
Phoenix answered "Um... I think it was the Probability Theory." with a hint of annoyance.
"The Probability Theory?"
"Probably. Coz that's what I said. Duh."
''B..but is it even probable?" sensing difficulty in the subject, Commi began to have doubts whether Phoenix is lying or not.
"Theoretically."
"So theoretically, the lesson yesterday was the Probability Theory?"
"Well, if you could be probabilistic, probably."
Kaia, appearing out of nowhere, hit the mad scientist with a book. "Is there even such a word?"
"Probably." The words automatically came out of Commi's mouth.
Moral Lesson: This is, in itself, a moral lesson. Probably.
Part Four
nomemory was arranging her tea set when a visitor in the form of a bear intruded noisily in her humble abode.
"Hello there. Graww." the bear bared her fangs in an effort to smile.
However, it had conveyed the opposite effect. "WHO ARE YOU?!" She grabbed her teacups and hid it under the table.
"Please, don't be afraid. I'm Rohoph, your new neighbor." The bear extended her furry paws, but it only served to further enhance the onion's suspicions, seeing the sharp claws protruding from it. She was convinced that the bear came to eat her up.
"What are you doing here?!" and with an absentminded blink of her eyes "WHO ARE YOU?!"
"Um... I just told you."
"Huh? When--" she glanced at the empty table "Where are my teacups?! RELEASE THEM, YOU FIEND! Release them now or I'll be forced to use THIS!" nomemory waved her teaspoon angrily.
"So you've teaspooned other visitors?"
"THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST!"
Moral Lesson: Cutlery can be lethal.
"So Mr. Dash, what did you feel when I surpassed your post count?" bluekaitou1412 asked.
Both person in front of him turned their heads to the speaker and simultaneously responded in the same manner: "You talking to me?"
The phantom hit the fake with a stick and walked away. Jd Dash smirked.
Moral Lesson: Plagiarism is bad.
Part Two
Yurikochan was bored. She had not been sent into a mission. She had not met her enemies. She had not been visited by his Ao-niisan. She had tried to find truth and justice, but to no avail. She had no one to talk to. She was lynched in Mafia.
She was desperate.
In an effort to waste time, she released her Spiritomb nicknamed Gin from its Cherish Ball and tried to talk to it.
"You know, Gin, I was just thinking..."
"Oh, about your pitiful existence?" Her Spiritomb cut her short. "And how, with your limited mental abilities, only misery and despair await you for all eternity, and there's nothing, absolutely nothing you can do about it?
"What?! I was just thinking I'D JUST GO TO AN ELEVATOR AND PRETEND TO BE NAUSEOUS!"
The Spiritomb sighed and returned to its ball. "I wish I have a different owner..."
Moral Lesson: Keep a Mismagius in your party instead of a Spiritomb.
Part Three
Outside the gloomy hallway of her school one windy day, Commi-Ninja, finally not just a cameo character, was at a loss. She did not attend her class last meeting. That day was the beginning of their exam week.
Luckily, Phoenix passed by her.
"Hey, what was our lesson yesterday?" she asked, her voice sounded rather distraught.
Phoenix answered "Um... I think it was the Probability Theory." with a hint of annoyance.
"The Probability Theory?"
"Probably. Coz that's what I said. Duh."
''B..but is it even probable?" sensing difficulty in the subject, Commi began to have doubts whether Phoenix is lying or not.
"Theoretically."
"So theoretically, the lesson yesterday was the Probability Theory?"
"Well, if you could be probabilistic, probably."
Kaia, appearing out of nowhere, hit the mad scientist with a book. "Is there even such a word?"
"Probably." The words automatically came out of Commi's mouth.
Moral Lesson: This is, in itself, a moral lesson. Probably.
Part Four
nomemory was arranging her tea set when a visitor in the form of a bear intruded noisily in her humble abode.
"Hello there. Graww." the bear bared her fangs in an effort to smile.
However, it had conveyed the opposite effect. "WHO ARE YOU?!" She grabbed her teacups and hid it under the table.
"Please, don't be afraid. I'm Rohoph, your new neighbor." The bear extended her furry paws, but it only served to further enhance the onion's suspicions, seeing the sharp claws protruding from it. She was convinced that the bear came to eat her up.
"What are you doing here?!" and with an absentminded blink of her eyes "WHO ARE YOU?!"
"Um... I just told you."
"Huh? When--" she glanced at the empty table "Where are my teacups?! RELEASE THEM, YOU FIEND! Release them now or I'll be forced to use THIS!" nomemory waved her teaspoon angrily.
"So you've teaspooned other visitors?"
"THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST!"
Moral Lesson: Cutlery can be lethal.
Spoiler: Shonen DCTP ch 1
Within the hallowed halls of the JDC Eastern branch headquarters, a ground-breaking historical event was taking place.
Due to immense damage and countless casualties, representatives from the AiCon Alliance and the ShinRan Community were called together to sign a treaty that will forge peace between the two warring organization that had been bitter rivals since the beginning of time.
However, it was not going well.
"Everyone, calm down! I'm sure you all have something to say, but we can't afford to waste time! Now, if you can just please sign the papers!" Chekhov Mcguffin, one of the members of the Neutral Council ordered to oversee the signing of the treaty, was trying to stop the two sides from fighting. It was to be an easy task for someone as Chek, if, they were really fighting.
But that word is not enough to portray the events that had happened.
It was no use talking to the congregation. Paper airplanes armed with chewing gum hovered above and sticked themselves to unwary victims. Bricks and shovels were thrown by both sides. Swords clashed, bones cracked, and eyes fell out of their respective sockets. Fire spread out on the back of the room, and numerous Pokemon were released. A number of heads rolled on the floor, and the two Soras were hanged lifeless on the ceiling. A still pumping heart was sitting alone in one of the chairs, detached from the body of ran mouri (not to be confused with Ran Mouri).
"We don't want no treaty! We want war, and that's what we're going to get! Charge!" shouted L Dash, the self-appointed spokesperson of the AiCon, as if they're just starting to head into battle. Eve, wielding a giant hammer, bashed the heads of every ShinRan withing range. One of the AiCons tossed a huge pitchfork onto the other side of the hall where the ShinRans were grouped. It struck the head of Ariel Rachel, who died instantly. "James Rye, you sicko!" Detective Tommy raised his sniper rifle and shot James Rye's throat within point blank range, completely obliterating his neck. AICHAN, in retaliation, grabbed a vase, stuffed it with grenades, and forcefully shoved it down Tommy's throat. X Ginx hacked away AICHAN's feet, but he too, met his destruction when RJ twisted off his limbs and made it into cookies. Yuriko accidentally casted her doom spell on a flower pot. xcommando facepalmed, only to notice a little too late that someone had put glue on his hands.
The AiCon overwhelmed the opposing force with its sheer quantity, but what the Shinran lacks in numbers it made up with colossal battle strategies.
Yet not one was ready to yield and accept defeat.
Indeed, when the whole JDC except the leaders joined in the fight, and as they said, "it's just for fun", the wreckage doubled. Flying teasets, rampaging bears, and scalpels filled the already ruined room. Abs. and Phoenix's harem army of deformed Abs.-like babies also chewed on every person present and made them into exact replicas of Abs..
And when it looked like things couldn't get any worse, Akonyl appeared out of nowhere with his Bee Princess outfit. A lot of them fainted at the sight. One had acquired a severe case of nosebleeding when Akonyl blushed.
Conia, silent at first, attempted to help his former ShinRan comrades, but was stopped by Chekhov. "No, you must not interfere. Remember Conia, you are now a member of the Neutral Council, you had denounced your ShinRanness. We cannot stop them-- noone can. Let's get out of here, they have planned their own demise. Call our trump card, and let him clear things up."
At Chekhov's orders, Conia reluctantly called their elite assassin, then left the headquarters. ''Farewell, my friends." He whispered.
The hall was completely covered in blood. They continued killing-- when suddenly, the assassin hired by the Neutral Council and the only member of the Ayumi Fans Club, Schill*k, barged in uninvited!
nomemory noticed him "Holy Jd! Everyone, look!" Upon hearing the alarmed voice of the onion, the crazy mob abruptly stopped. Paying no heed to her next words "What happened? What?" everyone dropped their weapons-- and in mangaluva and ccppfan's case, their popcorn-- and stared at the intruder. Three people vomited, RJ stabbed xpon, and Eve cursed under her breath.
With an evil look spread on his face and an "I love Ayumi" limited edition headband tied on his forehead, Schill*k released a murderous aura akin to Ayumi's. Everyone was blown away by the harsh, smelly wind except for one, single, courageous, and moldy riceball, Kleene.
"Ako-chan! Get everyone out of here! I'll take care of this one!"
"Huh? Er... Okay, be careful!" Akonyl, still on his Bee Princess outfit, shoved the stunned AiCons and ShinRans outside, and took one last glance on his beloved with tears on his eyes. Phoenix Tears saw this, and would have laughed her ass off if not for the gravity of the situation. Abs. laughed, anyways.
Akonyl used a shut-up kiss on Abs. (line deleted)
"I guess you're my dancing partner this time-- of course I did kill Commi after our dance, but that's another topic. I'm Sch*llok, how do you do?" the assassin jeered.
"Heh. Let's see who is going to duck dance when I'm finished with you." She looked at the exit. "They're gone. Now I don't need to hold back!" She released her own murderous aura, which caused the roof and the walls to explode upon impact.
"Oh? Strong are we? Nice! I will enjoy cutting you up, woman!" He grinned the most foulest of grins.
"Keep smiling like that so I can kick your teeth in."
"Hooow rude!!! I'll teach you proper manners!" Niceties ended, Schill*k wore his limited edition Ayumi wig over his head and charged full speed at Kleene, with a limited editon Ayumi knife on his hand. But the riceball, having honed her fighting skills inside kitchens and on top of sushis, blocked her foe's attack with her left arm, then twisted her hand around to grab Schill*k's wrist, thus neutralizing his weapon.
Having done so, she hit Schill*k with an elbow strike to the face, and while he was reeling, she followed it up with a steel punch to the stomach, and Schill*k flew out the window, Ayumi style!
TO BE CONTINUED
Due to immense damage and countless casualties, representatives from the AiCon Alliance and the ShinRan Community were called together to sign a treaty that will forge peace between the two warring organization that had been bitter rivals since the beginning of time.
However, it was not going well.
"Everyone, calm down! I'm sure you all have something to say, but we can't afford to waste time! Now, if you can just please sign the papers!" Chekhov Mcguffin, one of the members of the Neutral Council ordered to oversee the signing of the treaty, was trying to stop the two sides from fighting. It was to be an easy task for someone as Chek, if, they were really fighting.
But that word is not enough to portray the events that had happened.
It was no use talking to the congregation. Paper airplanes armed with chewing gum hovered above and sticked themselves to unwary victims. Bricks and shovels were thrown by both sides. Swords clashed, bones cracked, and eyes fell out of their respective sockets. Fire spread out on the back of the room, and numerous Pokemon were released. A number of heads rolled on the floor, and the two Soras were hanged lifeless on the ceiling. A still pumping heart was sitting alone in one of the chairs, detached from the body of ran mouri (not to be confused with Ran Mouri).
"We don't want no treaty! We want war, and that's what we're going to get! Charge!" shouted L Dash, the self-appointed spokesperson of the AiCon, as if they're just starting to head into battle. Eve, wielding a giant hammer, bashed the heads of every ShinRan withing range. One of the AiCons tossed a huge pitchfork onto the other side of the hall where the ShinRans were grouped. It struck the head of Ariel Rachel, who died instantly. "James Rye, you sicko!" Detective Tommy raised his sniper rifle and shot James Rye's throat within point blank range, completely obliterating his neck. AICHAN, in retaliation, grabbed a vase, stuffed it with grenades, and forcefully shoved it down Tommy's throat. X Ginx hacked away AICHAN's feet, but he too, met his destruction when RJ twisted off his limbs and made it into cookies. Yuriko accidentally casted her doom spell on a flower pot. xcommando facepalmed, only to notice a little too late that someone had put glue on his hands.
The AiCon overwhelmed the opposing force with its sheer quantity, but what the Shinran lacks in numbers it made up with colossal battle strategies.
Yet not one was ready to yield and accept defeat.
Indeed, when the whole JDC except the leaders joined in the fight, and as they said, "it's just for fun", the wreckage doubled. Flying teasets, rampaging bears, and scalpels filled the already ruined room. Abs. and Phoenix's harem army of deformed Abs.-like babies also chewed on every person present and made them into exact replicas of Abs..
And when it looked like things couldn't get any worse, Akonyl appeared out of nowhere with his Bee Princess outfit. A lot of them fainted at the sight. One had acquired a severe case of nosebleeding when Akonyl blushed.
Conia, silent at first, attempted to help his former ShinRan comrades, but was stopped by Chekhov. "No, you must not interfere. Remember Conia, you are now a member of the Neutral Council, you had denounced your ShinRanness. We cannot stop them-- noone can. Let's get out of here, they have planned their own demise. Call our trump card, and let him clear things up."
At Chekhov's orders, Conia reluctantly called their elite assassin, then left the headquarters. ''Farewell, my friends." He whispered.
The hall was completely covered in blood. They continued killing-- when suddenly, the assassin hired by the Neutral Council and the only member of the Ayumi Fans Club, Schill*k, barged in uninvited!
nomemory noticed him "Holy Jd! Everyone, look!" Upon hearing the alarmed voice of the onion, the crazy mob abruptly stopped. Paying no heed to her next words "What happened? What?" everyone dropped their weapons-- and in mangaluva and ccppfan's case, their popcorn-- and stared at the intruder. Three people vomited, RJ stabbed xpon, and Eve cursed under her breath.
With an evil look spread on his face and an "I love Ayumi" limited edition headband tied on his forehead, Schill*k released a murderous aura akin to Ayumi's. Everyone was blown away by the harsh, smelly wind except for one, single, courageous, and moldy riceball, Kleene.
"Ako-chan! Get everyone out of here! I'll take care of this one!"
"Huh? Er... Okay, be careful!" Akonyl, still on his Bee Princess outfit, shoved the stunned AiCons and ShinRans outside, and took one last glance on his beloved with tears on his eyes. Phoenix Tears saw this, and would have laughed her ass off if not for the gravity of the situation. Abs. laughed, anyways.
Akonyl used a shut-up kiss on Abs. (line deleted)
"I guess you're my dancing partner this time-- of course I did kill Commi after our dance, but that's another topic. I'm Sch*llok, how do you do?" the assassin jeered.
"Heh. Let's see who is going to duck dance when I'm finished with you." She looked at the exit. "They're gone. Now I don't need to hold back!" She released her own murderous aura, which caused the roof and the walls to explode upon impact.
"Oh? Strong are we? Nice! I will enjoy cutting you up, woman!" He grinned the most foulest of grins.
"Keep smiling like that so I can kick your teeth in."
"Hooow rude!!! I'll teach you proper manners!" Niceties ended, Schill*k wore his limited edition Ayumi wig over his head and charged full speed at Kleene, with a limited editon Ayumi knife on his hand. But the riceball, having honed her fighting skills inside kitchens and on top of sushis, blocked her foe's attack with her left arm, then twisted her hand around to grab Schill*k's wrist, thus neutralizing his weapon.
Having done so, she hit Schill*k with an elbow strike to the face, and while he was reeling, she followed it up with a steel punch to the stomach, and Schill*k flew out the window, Ayumi style!
TO BE CONTINUED
Spoiler: Author's Notes
Absolutely nothing on my mind right now.
Volume Three
Spoiler: Boo-boos
Part One
In the deepest part of Graww forest there lived a Grawwbear named Rohoph. One thing anyone could notice about this certain Grawwbear-- other than hating forks-- was she loved to eat bamboos as dessert.
There came a time when an onion together with a bookworm rolled in her den unannounced. Being friendly in nature, she greeted her uninvited visitors warmly.
"Hi! I'm Rohoph, the one and only Grawwbear. Nice to meet you two!"
The appearance of the Grawwbear (again) did not help, though, as nomemory the onion was clearly scared. mangaluva the bookworm, on the other hand, intently watched the beast, her curiosity peaking on higher levels.
"Hi... Uh... I'm nomemory..." said the quivering onion. "You don't happen to eat onions, do you?"
"No. But I like bamboo" was her grawwly answer. "I wouldn't even know what onions taste like."
"I heard they taste a lot like bamboo." mangaluva, in a nonchalant manner, cut in.
"The hell--"
And the onion was never seen again. (Except in another story)
Moral Lesson: Onions taste like bamboo. That much is obvious.
Part Two
An excerpt from Abs.: The Abominable Autobiography
It was about 3 in the morning. It just so happened that I was alone inside my dark room when that cursed event that I am going to recount took place.
While I was trying to get some sleep, I heard someone entering my bathroom. The lights flickered inside. The creak of the door sent shivers down my spine.
For some unknown reason, I felt like I must check it out. I mustered all my courage, tip-toed towards the bathroom and took a peek.
I would never, ever forget what I saw.
The person whom I murdered last Tuesday and successfully put the blame on Jd Dash, had took the pleasure to haunt me.
I didn't know then if I must feel frightened or annoyed. It was xpon. There was something written in blood on my mirror.
".. i .. curs ..u Abs preapre 2 .. dead"
"AAAAAHHHH!!! DAMN YOU XPON, DAMN YOU!"
Moral Lesson: I told ya.
Part Three
5 years after the much celebrated wedding of Akonyl and Kleene, the couple had settled in their lovely home in front of the JDC West HQ together with their daughter, Striprice.
Their daughter greatly resembles Abs.. (line deleted)
"Let's go see Daddy in the backyard-- he's gardening with lots of pretty flowers!" Kleene, with her daughter in tow, came out of their checkered blue house and made her way to their garden, where Akonyl had spent his life studying the life of bees and how they pollinate flowers. ",Kay." was the short answer of Striprice, evidently uninterested.
They were not far from where her husband is when they heard someone yell.
"#$%*@#$?!! IT KILLED ANOTHER PLANT! D**N PESTS! I JUST PUT THIS YESTERDAY, AND IT'S DEAD! I HATE THESE M****RF****ING BEES!"
Kleene and her daughter went back to the house.
Moral Lesson: snickersnicker
In the deepest part of Graww forest there lived a Grawwbear named Rohoph. One thing anyone could notice about this certain Grawwbear-- other than hating forks-- was she loved to eat bamboos as dessert.
There came a time when an onion together with a bookworm rolled in her den unannounced. Being friendly in nature, she greeted her uninvited visitors warmly.
"Hi! I'm Rohoph, the one and only Grawwbear. Nice to meet you two!"
The appearance of the Grawwbear (again) did not help, though, as nomemory the onion was clearly scared. mangaluva the bookworm, on the other hand, intently watched the beast, her curiosity peaking on higher levels.
"Hi... Uh... I'm nomemory..." said the quivering onion. "You don't happen to eat onions, do you?"
"No. But I like bamboo" was her grawwly answer. "I wouldn't even know what onions taste like."
"I heard they taste a lot like bamboo." mangaluva, in a nonchalant manner, cut in.
"The hell--"
And the onion was never seen again. (Except in another story)
Moral Lesson: Onions taste like bamboo. That much is obvious.
Part Two
An excerpt from Abs.: The Abominable Autobiography
It was about 3 in the morning. It just so happened that I was alone inside my dark room when that cursed event that I am going to recount took place.
While I was trying to get some sleep, I heard someone entering my bathroom. The lights flickered inside. The creak of the door sent shivers down my spine.
For some unknown reason, I felt like I must check it out. I mustered all my courage, tip-toed towards the bathroom and took a peek.
I would never, ever forget what I saw.
The person whom I murdered last Tuesday and successfully put the blame on Jd Dash, had took the pleasure to haunt me.
I didn't know then if I must feel frightened or annoyed. It was xpon. There was something written in blood on my mirror.
".. i .. curs ..u Abs preapre 2 .. dead"
"AAAAAHHHH!!! DAMN YOU XPON, DAMN YOU!"
Moral Lesson: I told ya.
Part Three
5 years after the much celebrated wedding of Akonyl and Kleene, the couple had settled in their lovely home in front of the JDC West HQ together with their daughter, Striprice.
Their daughter greatly resembles Abs.. (line deleted)
"Let's go see Daddy in the backyard-- he's gardening with lots of pretty flowers!" Kleene, with her daughter in tow, came out of their checkered blue house and made her way to their garden, where Akonyl had spent his life studying the life of bees and how they pollinate flowers. ",Kay." was the short answer of Striprice, evidently uninterested.
They were not far from where her husband is when they heard someone yell.
"#$%*@#$?!! IT KILLED ANOTHER PLANT! D**N PESTS! I JUST PUT THIS YESTERDAY, AND IT'S DEAD! I HATE THESE M****RF****ING BEES!"
Kleene and her daughter went back to the house.
Moral Lesson: snickersnicker
Spoiler: Princess Hours
08/27/10
We walked slowly up the track, the light of my torch cutting through the darkness of the night. Occasionally I let the torch drop down to the pathway, where my eyes searched the ground.
"What did bluekaitou actually tell you about this place?"
"Oh, just that he would often come up here. He'd walk up from the JDC HQ and sit on the bench and think, sometimes write in his notebook."
"Really?"
At that moment, just as the dark outline of the forest shrine came into view, I switched off the torch, pretending to drop it on the ground.
"Sorry" I said, "It slipped out of my hands."
"Don't worry" he said, "Can you see it?"
"Yes."
I bent down to the earth where I had already spotted a rock, a large piece of flint. I clasped it in my hand, feeling its sharp edges bite into my skin. I quickly stood up and raised my arm above me.
"What--" But he didn't have a chance to finish his sentence.
I brought the heavy rock down hard on xcommando's head, immediately stunning him. There was a crack and a faint cry, and I followed through with two more blows. He tried to stretch his arm out into the dark night, swayed from side to side for a moment and then slumped to the ground. The stone in my hand felt wet and sticky as I continued to pummel his skull.
Finally, I stabbed a katana in his stomach.
...
Yuriko jumped from her chair, nearly toppling her teacup as two uniformed police officers charged into the study room.
"Parkur, junior police superintendent. Are you Commi Ninja?" The younger officer advanced toward her desk and waved a search warrant in her face.
"No. Yurikochan" she said, ignoring the search warrant. "What's this all about?"
"Do you know where Commi Ninja is?"
"Why do you want to know?" Yuriko met the cop eye to eye.
"When did you last see her?"
Yuriko hesitated a second, trying to gather her thoughts.
"Uh, several days, I guess. Monday or Tuesday of last week... I can't really remember. I'm just here in her study room to tidy things up, at the request of her sister. Look, why don't you tell me what this is all about?"
"Murder." The second cop finally opened his mouth. "xcommando was found murdered at the middle of the stone path, with a ninja katana stuck on his belly. We need to ascertain if that katana is Commi's. as you know, she is the only ninja known in these parts."
Officer Parkur had already begun riffling through Commi's study desk drawers. He yanked up the framed picture of Phoenix and showed it to his partner, who nodded in recognition.
"Do you know who she is?" The second cop demanded.
"Yeah, that's her sister." Yuriko gave them Phoenix's name and number. "Listen, I've got to tell you, Commi would never kill xcommando." She sank back down into her chair.
"Lady" Officer Parkur began, condescension dripping from his tongue, "we aren't accusing her of murdering anyone. We just want to talk to her, okay? Make sure she's not a victim of foul play herself. So if you know where she is, it would be in her best interests, and yours, to share that with us."
"All I know is she went to New York..." Yuriko gave up. Officer Parkur looked like he was champing to earn his stripes. Or to put Commi in some.
For the better part of an hour, they tore through Commi's desk, files, bookshelves, even the testpapers in the top drawer. When they were done they handed Yuriko a card with a case number and their contact information. Parkur left Yuriko with the "strong" suggestion that she call them immediately if she heard from Commi.
She waited until she was sure they'd started down the stairs before she closed the door and went for her diary, into which she wrote two hideous words:
"Plan successful."
Moral Lesson: Always keep a diary.
We walked slowly up the track, the light of my torch cutting through the darkness of the night. Occasionally I let the torch drop down to the pathway, where my eyes searched the ground.
"What did bluekaitou actually tell you about this place?"
"Oh, just that he would often come up here. He'd walk up from the JDC HQ and sit on the bench and think, sometimes write in his notebook."
"Really?"
At that moment, just as the dark outline of the forest shrine came into view, I switched off the torch, pretending to drop it on the ground.
"Sorry" I said, "It slipped out of my hands."
"Don't worry" he said, "Can you see it?"
"Yes."
I bent down to the earth where I had already spotted a rock, a large piece of flint. I clasped it in my hand, feeling its sharp edges bite into my skin. I quickly stood up and raised my arm above me.
"What--" But he didn't have a chance to finish his sentence.
I brought the heavy rock down hard on xcommando's head, immediately stunning him. There was a crack and a faint cry, and I followed through with two more blows. He tried to stretch his arm out into the dark night, swayed from side to side for a moment and then slumped to the ground. The stone in my hand felt wet and sticky as I continued to pummel his skull.
Finally, I stabbed a katana in his stomach.
...
Yuriko jumped from her chair, nearly toppling her teacup as two uniformed police officers charged into the study room.
"Parkur, junior police superintendent. Are you Commi Ninja?" The younger officer advanced toward her desk and waved a search warrant in her face.
"No. Yurikochan" she said, ignoring the search warrant. "What's this all about?"
"Do you know where Commi Ninja is?"
"Why do you want to know?" Yuriko met the cop eye to eye.
"When did you last see her?"
Yuriko hesitated a second, trying to gather her thoughts.
"Uh, several days, I guess. Monday or Tuesday of last week... I can't really remember. I'm just here in her study room to tidy things up, at the request of her sister. Look, why don't you tell me what this is all about?"
"Murder." The second cop finally opened his mouth. "xcommando was found murdered at the middle of the stone path, with a ninja katana stuck on his belly. We need to ascertain if that katana is Commi's. as you know, she is the only ninja known in these parts."
Officer Parkur had already begun riffling through Commi's study desk drawers. He yanked up the framed picture of Phoenix and showed it to his partner, who nodded in recognition.
"Do you know who she is?" The second cop demanded.
"Yeah, that's her sister." Yuriko gave them Phoenix's name and number. "Listen, I've got to tell you, Commi would never kill xcommando." She sank back down into her chair.
"Lady" Officer Parkur began, condescension dripping from his tongue, "we aren't accusing her of murdering anyone. We just want to talk to her, okay? Make sure she's not a victim of foul play herself. So if you know where she is, it would be in her best interests, and yours, to share that with us."
"All I know is she went to New York..." Yuriko gave up. Officer Parkur looked like he was champing to earn his stripes. Or to put Commi in some.
For the better part of an hour, they tore through Commi's desk, files, bookshelves, even the testpapers in the top drawer. When they were done they handed Yuriko a card with a case number and their contact information. Parkur left Yuriko with the "strong" suggestion that she call them immediately if she heard from Commi.
She waited until she was sure they'd started down the stairs before she closed the door and went for her diary, into which she wrote two hideous words:
"Plan successful."
Moral Lesson: Always keep a diary.
Spoiler: Author's Notes
I'll probably think of another soon.
Volume Four
Spoiler: Screw JDC
Spoiler: Just Bee-cause
Akonyl was walking along his precious flower patch when suddenly he heard squirting noises. He immediately ran to the direction of the sound.
There he saw his daughter, Striprice, shooting his flowers with a water gun. Horrored, he stopped her.
"No!!! You're killing the plant!"
"What's this ruckus, early in the morning?!" Kleene, his wife, went out of the house after hearing Akonyl's distraught voice.
"Your kid is killing my Sunnystripes."
"My kid?" Kleene raised her eyebrow. "What's so important about your cross-bred flowers, anyway?" She turned to her daughter. "When you water the plants, you have to be gentle to not hurt them." She took the nearest watering can and showed her the proper way. ''See?"
"I see no point teaching her that. She must be punished!" Akonyl dramatically raised his fist into the air.
"Sometimes, I really want to tell you that she's not your-- I mean, you want this?" Kleene, in turn, pointed her fist just a mere inch in front of her husband's face.
"Er... No. Anything but that."
"Good."
Striprice, who was listening to her parents little squabble, yawned aloud. "Dummies. I was shooting the bees."
Without further discussions Akonyl grabbed her daughter's water gun and shot aimlessly at the flowers. "DIE! DIE! DIE!" He ran away and chased his imaginary bees.
"Mom, was Dad really that crazy when you met him?"
"Um... I'd better not answer that.
AN HOUR LATER
"So, Dad" Striprice asked the moment her father stepped inside the house "Did you kill your evil bee?"
"Don't ask."
THAT NIGHT
"Can you be so kind and handle it with care? I'm suffering here."
"No." Kleene pushed the cotton swab hard at the big reddish spot swelling on Akonyl's nape.
"OUCH-- okay that did it-- OUCH!"
"Hurts, doesn't it?" she said with a mocking smile.
"Must you torment me further, my dear riceball? OUCH!"
"It was your fault not mine, so bear with it."
"My fault?! MY FAULT?! I THOUGHT I CAN HANDLE THEM! I WAS ARMED--OOWWWWW!!!!"
"Yeah, with a kid's water gun."
Moral Lesson: Next time, bring a jumping rope too.
There he saw his daughter, Striprice, shooting his flowers with a water gun. Horrored, he stopped her.
"No!!! You're killing the plant!"
"What's this ruckus, early in the morning?!" Kleene, his wife, went out of the house after hearing Akonyl's distraught voice.
"Your kid is killing my Sunnystripes."
"My kid?" Kleene raised her eyebrow. "What's so important about your cross-bred flowers, anyway?" She turned to her daughter. "When you water the plants, you have to be gentle to not hurt them." She took the nearest watering can and showed her the proper way. ''See?"
"I see no point teaching her that. She must be punished!" Akonyl dramatically raised his fist into the air.
"Sometimes, I really want to tell you that she's not your-- I mean, you want this?" Kleene, in turn, pointed her fist just a mere inch in front of her husband's face.
"Er... No. Anything but that."
"Good."
Striprice, who was listening to her parents little squabble, yawned aloud. "Dummies. I was shooting the bees."
Without further discussions Akonyl grabbed her daughter's water gun and shot aimlessly at the flowers. "DIE! DIE! DIE!" He ran away and chased his imaginary bees.
"Mom, was Dad really that crazy when you met him?"
"Um... I'd better not answer that.
AN HOUR LATER
"So, Dad" Striprice asked the moment her father stepped inside the house "Did you kill your evil bee?"
"Don't ask."
THAT NIGHT
"Can you be so kind and handle it with care? I'm suffering here."
"No." Kleene pushed the cotton swab hard at the big reddish spot swelling on Akonyl's nape.
"OUCH-- okay that did it-- OUCH!"
"Hurts, doesn't it?" she said with a mocking smile.
"Must you torment me further, my dear riceball? OUCH!"
"It was your fault not mine, so bear with it."
"My fault?! MY FAULT?! I THOUGHT I CAN HANDLE THEM! I WAS ARMED--OOWWWWW!!!!"
"Yeah, with a kid's water gun."
Moral Lesson: Next time, bring a jumping rope too.
Spoiler: Skadoodles
Part One
alicetama was writing names in her con notebook when her cellphone rang.
"Hi, alice. What are you doing?" out came the voice of Tommy from the other line.
"Nothing."
"Want to go out to lunch?"
"Sure."
She closed her notes, locked her room, and took her car keys. She drove to the nearest restaurant.
She was busy looking at the menu when her cellphone rang again.
"You know, when I said wanna go out to lunch, I meant with me."
"Oh."
Moral Lesson: You can drool over that cheeseburger now.
Part Two
"I know! I feel the same way! YES!" Phoenix was talking over the phone, and it was a mystery for Commi as to whom she was busy conversing with for the past three hours. "Oh! You like it? Me too! It was awesome! You rock!"
"AMAZING. Our families... Our medical histories... We could be twins!" She paused for a moment, and then said "Anyway. Thanks for the chat. Bye."
"Who was that?" Commi, who was listening intently at her sister, finally had the chance to ask after she put down the receiver. "Some friend of yours?"
"Oh that? Nah. Wrong number."
Moral Lesson: Weird. Just plain weird.
alicetama was writing names in her con notebook when her cellphone rang.
"Hi, alice. What are you doing?" out came the voice of Tommy from the other line.
"Nothing."
"Want to go out to lunch?"
"Sure."
She closed her notes, locked her room, and took her car keys. She drove to the nearest restaurant.
She was busy looking at the menu when her cellphone rang again.
"You know, when I said wanna go out to lunch, I meant with me."
"Oh."
Moral Lesson: You can drool over that cheeseburger now.
Part Two
"I know! I feel the same way! YES!" Phoenix was talking over the phone, and it was a mystery for Commi as to whom she was busy conversing with for the past three hours. "Oh! You like it? Me too! It was awesome! You rock!"
"AMAZING. Our families... Our medical histories... We could be twins!" She paused for a moment, and then said "Anyway. Thanks for the chat. Bye."
"Who was that?" Commi, who was listening intently at her sister, finally had the chance to ask after she put down the receiver. "Some friend of yours?"
"Oh that? Nah. Wrong number."
Moral Lesson: Weird. Just plain weird.
Spoiler: Author's Notes
Next volume will be released after 3 days... or more.
Volume Five
Volume Six
Volume Seven
One-Two-Three
Volume 8 Special
Scene 1-3
Scene 4-6
Break
Finale
Post-thread Stories
February 14
Phoekur
2 Conias
Trollololol
Other Awesome Stories
Shin101's Night Out
nomemory's Amnesia
Akonyl's Too Bad
Yurikochan's Princess Story-time
Akonyl's Snowy Snowy Night
Non-DCTP Characters
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
I've always imagined Striprice as a cheeky, tomboyish brat who is sometimes mature for her age yet is a bit of a prankster. She sports a similar hairstyle as her father (?) Akonyl* and inherited Kleene's penchant for punching stuff. She easily gets bored and she is also a bit of a tsundere.
*refer to: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =1&theater
Koihime is the exact opposite of Striprice. She is always prim and proper, and has a princess-like attitude. She likes tea parties and strawberries. Her hair has two "horns", probably inherited from her mother, Yuriko*. She is also too curious for her own good, and often gets into trouble because of this.
*refer to: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... 0471159579
Both of them goes in the same school.
*refer to: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =1&theater
Koihime is the exact opposite of Striprice. She is always prim and proper, and has a princess-like attitude. She likes tea parties and strawberries. Her hair has two "horns", probably inherited from her mother, Yuriko*. She is also too curious for her own good, and often gets into trouble because of this.
*refer to: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... 0471159579
Both of them goes in the same school.
Kay and her friends...
Look what you did to my Girlfriend! 
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The morals amuse me, too.