DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[bluekaitou1412]

Okay, I don't anymore

[Akonyl]

BK deletes his post and shin edits hers... it's a conspiracy!

[bluekaitou1412]

Yes, actually, it is We decided we'll let Parkur off

[Kleene Onigiri]

Boring

[bluekaitou1412]

What? D:

[Kleene Onigiri]

boringkaitou-chan

[bluekaitou1412]

What the-- a new nickname?! D:

[Eve]

What the-- a new nickname?! D:

[deleted to confused everyone else]

[bluekaitou1412]

I missed it What did you post?

[Kleene Onigiri]

You deserve that one. Since you still didn't post a long, not so random, story

[bluekaitou1412]

Kleene, how could you side with her

[bluekaitou1412]

Volume 8 Special - Abonyleenix

Spoiler: Scene 1-3

Scene 1-3

Spoiler: Scene 4-6

SCENE FOUR

Kleene dragged the U.B.P. (Unidentified Bloody Pulp) also known as Akonyl out of the bathroom, put him in a sack and brought him to the living room where PT is waiting. It only had been a good 30 minutes since she left to fetch the U.B.P. but PT was already playing with her daughter Striprice who had been asleep earlier.

"Mom, mom, look it's Aunt Phoenix." Striprice waved her hand then afterwards punched PhoenixTears square in the face as to which the latter only managed to respond with a YELP and a short cry of protest. Kleene beamed at her proudly. Striprice then noticed the sack her mother was carrying. Being inquisitive in nature, she asked, bluntly. "What's with the sack, Mom?" Kleene opened her mouth to answer but was cut short, again, by her daughter. "Oh let me guess, is that Dad? Did you turn him into a U.B.P. again? Jeez Mom, you should really let me on in the fun. I'm itching to mess up Dad's lovely face."

PhoenixTears blinked. "She takes after her mother... I see." She shuddered.

After a short discussion as to when PhoenixTears will return the U.B.P. back home, she took the sack from Kleene and went home.

SCENE FIVE

Akonyl was woken up by the sound of whirring machines and beeping lights.

Eyes almost blinded by intense white light focused in front of him and face numb from his previous predicament, it only took him 2.7 seconds to deduce his location. He was in PhoenixTears laboratory, bound to a table therein and obviously drugged (for he was feeling a little bit groggy and nauseous). He tried to move but couldn't.

A moment later he heard the disembodied voice of PhoenixTears coming from a speaker beside him. "It's futile, Ako-chan. You cannot escape. Give up hooooope." Her voice was sweet and alluring, though he dismissed it as one of the effects of the drug, whatever it is that PT injected onto him. "Damn you PT! Damn you!!!!" were the only words that came out of his mouth.

Abs. used a shut up kiss on Akonyl. (line deleted)

He heard a door opening somewhere. He tried to struggle but still couldn't move. But he wouldn't give up hope. He wouldn't allow himself be defeated without putting up a fight first, though he didn't know how he could possibly do it given his current situation.

SCENE SIX

Somewhere far away Parkur danced butt-naked. (line deleted)

Abs. saw Akonyl being brought in a laboratory. He saw him being tied into a table. He saw him being injected with casualdehyde. Still, he didn't do anything. He laughed at the face of it all. He even gave him a shut-up kiss. (line deleted) It was his plan after all. Now he can have Kleene all by himself, and no-one can stop him now. No-one.

He knocked at Kleene's door three times, brushed imaginary dust from his suit, arranged his neck-tie, checked his watch, smelt the flowers he brought with him, and fixed his hair. Then he waited for her to open up.

He waited.

and waited.

and waited.

aaaaaaand waited.

Until at last, he couldn't take it anymore, for cobwebs were already forming in his pants, and birds were already nesting up on his hair. not to mention the flowers he had with him had all withered. He shook them all off and stomped away only to see the girl he had wanted to meet...

In front of him.

Across the road.

Watering flowers.

Alas, it finally dawned on him that he unintentionally mistook the house that he knocked upon earlier as Kleene's. Apparently her house stood at the opposite side of the block, and so, after cursing at Parkur for giving him false information, went on his way toward her... only to be ran over by a truck as he crossed the road.  The neighbors saw him fly a couple of meters before landing smack straight at the middle of a briar patch. The truck drove away in a hurry and everybody else seemed too stunned to help the poor man. As his consciousness left him, however, he saw Kleene's worried face over his and heard her say, "Are you alright... alright.... alright..." Her voice echoing inside his mind... he smiled, and let his awareness fall into oblivion.

Too many revisions in these scenes

[Akonyl]

Scene 4 is clearly false, because Striprice manages to identify me, thus I'm not a UBP

[bluekaitou1412]

Oh sorry, it was an error, UBP actually means "Unconscious Bloody Pulp"

[Akonyl]

ah, makes sense.