DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[Shin101]

I totally forgot about this

[bluekaitou1412]

Stickied again?! You... you bastards! Now I'm obligated to really write a story

[Tanner-kun]

Stickied again?! You... you bastards! Now I'm obligated to really write a story

Its not that hard, i wrote one on wire tapping in my sleep.

[bluekaitou1412]

This is different, you know.

[Kleene Onigiri]

This is different, you know.

Stop idling and go write it! XD

[bluekaitou1412]

Volume 8 Special - Abonyleenix

Spoiler: Scene 1-3

SCENE ONE

"Kleene! Kleene! HEEEELLLP!" Akonyl ran toward their house, huffing and puffing. His striped polo was torn at various places and his hair was messy.

CRASH!

He was quickly greeted with a hard punch to the face from none other than Kleene, his wife, the moment he opened the door. "Don't shout, you idiot! You'll wake up my our daughter!"

Akonyl flew a few meters before landing on the ground, a nearby cat jumping out of the way just in time. Grasping his bleeding nose he said, "I'm s-s-sorry!"

"What is it this time, A-chan?" She crossed her arms and looked at him, one eyebrow raised. "Don't tell me you disturbed Nom's beehives again?"

"N-no!" He quickly answered. "It's PT! She's trying to make me her newest lab rat!" He was having a hard time stopping the blood from flowing. "You gotta help--"

"Come on, A-chan. It's just PT, she can't possibly hurt you."

"B-b-but.. you don't know what she's capable of!"

"Ako-chan~", says a voice coming from the backyard. Slow footsteps can be heard. "Come out, come out wherever you are!"

"OH MY GOD!" Akonyl immediately shuffled to his feet, absolute fear registering on his already blood-staunched face. "Kleene! Please! Help me!" He knelt down and grabbed the folds of her dress.

"Fine, fine. You go to the bathroom and wash your face. I'll talk to her."

"My hero!" He stood up, spread his arms and tried to hug her, but she pushed her away.

"Wash first! And be quiet!"

"O-okay." Akonyl then went to the bathroom to wash off all the blood and tidy himself.


SCENE TWO

"...and that's why I'm chasing Ako-chan. It was all just a misunderstanding, really." PT explained to Kleene, stating that she was only trying to ask Akonyl his opinion about the new drug she developed.

"Oh, I'm sure A-chan was just over-reacting." Kleene said with a smile.

"Yes, yes. I do value his opinions." PhoenixTears paused for a bit before continuing, "I also wanted to discuss the side-effects with him over at my house, that is, if you don't mind?"

"No, no, please! It's a pleasure for us to be able to help on your research! If you can just wait here for a moment, I'll just go and fetch him for you."

"Thank you! I really appreciate your help." She beamed gratefully.

"Now then, if you'll excuse me..." Kleene stood up and followed A-chan to the bathroom.


SCENE THREE

Unbeknownst to the two of them, Akonyl overheard their conversation. "Oh shit, PT you sly fox! I must escape, and quick!"

Unfortunately, as he would soon realize, the only way outside the bathroom aside from the front door was a very small window. A child can barely fit through it.

Kleene entered the bathroom. "A-chan, PT is waiting at the living room--"

"NEVER!"

"You're only making it hard for you. Will you just--"

"NO!"

Kleene smiled.

[Censored due to extreme violence]

She then dragged the unconscious bloody pulp (also known as Akonyl) outside.

To be continued

[xpon]

they married?

[Kleene Onigiri]

oi oi XD I'm not THAT violent XD

[alicetama]

oi oi XD I'm not THAT violent XD

You're still violent, though.

[bluekaitou1412]

My way of telling you that you should be more violent towards Akonyl

[pofa]

XD

Hm...*notes title* I wonder where Abs. is during all this?

[Kleene Onigiri]

oi oi XD I'm not THAT violent XD

You're still violent, though.

Shh :x

[nomemory]

My beehives?

[bluekaitou1412]

So there you have it folks, say goodbye to my stories now

[ShiraKiryuu]

I haven't even read any of it yet. D: