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ranger wrote: ^

Snake voice: Ice..cream..trick?
Somehow managing to throw a bowl of ice cream down the hall by whacking my shoulder off a wall that had been in the same damn place for fifteen years. Ironically, I had been going for the ice cream to stop me killing people, and derping that epically made me want to kill people even more. Or myself. It wavers.
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You know what's coming, manga

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Parkur wrote: You know what's coming, manga

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SQUEEEEEEEE ;D I WANT TO HUG IT D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH THE FIRE AND THE BURNING OH DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE THE BURNING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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mangaluva wrote:
ranger wrote: ^

Snake voice: Ice..cream..trick?
Somehow managing to throw a bowl of ice cream down the hall by whacking my shoulder off a wall that had been in the same damn place for fifteen years. Ironically, I had been going for the ice cream to stop me killing people, and derping that epically made me want to kill people even more. Or myself. It wavers.
lol, sorry for laughing, but...that's pretty funny :P

I say go get yourself another bowl for ice cream.  Tis the medicine for pretty much everything


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My stomach huuuuuuurts :'(
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I just got a call from my mom while she's at work. Apparently my uncle is trying to talk her into letting him spent the night with us. I hate the man and do not feel comfortable around him at all but Mom feels she doesn't have much of a choice in the matter. She's going to try to offer to buy him some liquor with the only $30 we have left in the world in order to get him to stay with one of his friends.
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I'm such a coward :'( I don't understand why it should be so hard to say that you really love someone D:
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We have a little plastic cover-thing that stays in our microwave that we put over food when we heat it up, so we don't have to deal with paper towels.  And just about EVERY FREAKING TIME I make soup, I'll take out the plastic thing, put it on top of the microwave, put the soup in the microwave, try and put the plastic thing on top of the soup but instead ram it into the side and spill soup everywhere. URRRGGHH

(And by "just about every freaking time" I mean about 3/5 the time..)
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Finished the damn essay, feel like it's all bullshit, and it's over the word limit. GAAAAAGH. Hate life and Kate Nelson.
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Was up way too late last night, three maybe. And had to go up at half past six to do the laundry. Needless to say I was extremely confused the entire time and could not get anything to work as I was simply too tired to understand a thing. Even when the alarm rang I could not understand this snooze/stop thing it implied that I could do. And the morning in whole was a complete disaster. Lesson learned: don't care about people (and don't like people). Like that is ever going to happen :I
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^^' *hugs nom*
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nomemory wrote: Was up way too late last night, three maybe. And had to go up at half past six to do the laundry. Needless to say I was extremely confused the entire time and could not get anything to work as I was simply too tired to understand a thing. Even when the alarm rang I could not understand this snooze/stop thing it implied that I could do. And the morning in whole was a complete disaster. Lesson learned: don't care about people (and don't like people). Like that is ever going to happen :I
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Callid wrote: D:
I told you you should have told me D:
You do know that I am old enough to take care of myself, right? :V Though making me not worry would have helped :x :p
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If you don't like people, nom, you're perfect to work in an airport :x (I swear that airport people hate people even more than retail people hate people, and when you work in retail you learn to HATE people XDXDXDXDXDXD
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mangaluva wrote: If you don't like people, nom, you're perfect to work in an airport :x (I swear that airport people hate people even more than retail people hate people, and when you work in retail you learn to HATE people XDXDXDXDXDXD
Sadly enough I still like people, some I like a lot. But want to not like them some days D: Perhaps I should apply for a job at the airport, then the hate will come by itself >:(
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