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When was the last time I kicked you?

You might need to be put down. After all with all the kicking and attacks on your person by others

it is amazing you are still alive.

How do you do it?
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sstimson wrote: When was the last time I kicked you?

You might need to be put down. After all with all the kicking and attacks on your person by others

it is amazing you are still alive.

How do you do it?
No attacks upon the people of Akonyland will be recognized without the proper assault paperwork, which can only be obtained through proper legal channels. As you hold no such paperwork, your attacks were voided upon receipt.
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Akonyl wrote:
sstimson wrote: When was the last time I kicked you?

You might need to be put down. After all with all the kicking and attacks on your person by others

it is amazing you are still alive.

How do you do it?
No attacks upon the people of Akonyland will be recognized without the proper assault paperwork, which can only be obtained through proper legal channels. As you hold no such paperwork, your attacks were voided upon receipt.
So the bees have accuired the proper paperwork?
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nomemory wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
sstimson wrote: When was the last time I kicked you?

You might need to be put down. After all with all the kicking and attacks on your person by others

it is amazing you are still alive.

How do you do it?
No attacks upon the people of Akonyland will be recognized without the proper assault paperwork, which can only be obtained through proper legal channels. As you hold no such paperwork, your attacks were voided upon receipt.
So the bees have accuired the proper paperwork?
The bees don't actually have the paperwork really, but it's sort of embarrassing.

See, as described here, the law contains a grandfather clause that states that because Kleene has been delivering punchings to the country of Akonyland before the law's inception, she is allowed to continue delivering punchings without the need of paperwork. However, when I created this law, I carelessly didn't actually specify Kleene by name, and instead I made it apply to her by simply saying that the law did not apply to those who have held previous violent relations with my country. Well, not in those words, but similar ones (I don't want you learning how to exploit the law yourself!). So basically, the bees somehow heard of this law, and took me to court over the matter and now I'm forced to fight with them rather than just nullifying their attacks.
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I got a typed okey to kick you from Kleene

see here http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?p=120250#p120250

Quote from: Kleene Onigiri on June 17, 2010, 10:07:56 AM
You may kick him. But blaming and punching is reserved for me only D:
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I then kick you in self defense for making not only my eyes bleed but others eyes as well

I would say that should be enough paperwork for you
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while Kleene may have good relations with the country of Akonyland, she lacks the credentials to hand out the proper paperwork as a non-government official (much less a citizen).
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As the event happened in JUNE and your laws started in JULY that means

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See, as described here, the law contains a grandfather clause that states that because Kleene has been delivering punchings to the country of Akonyland before the law's inception, she is allowed to continue delivering punchings without the need of paperwork. However, when I created this law, I carelessly didn't actually specify Kleene by name, and instead I made it apply to her by simply saying that the law did not apply to those who have held previous violent relations with my country. Well, not in those words, but similar ones (I don't want you learning how to exploit the law yourself!). So basically, the bees somehow heard of this law, and took me to court over the matter and now I'm forced to fight with them rather than just nullifying their attacks.
Meaning by your own laws I am premitted to attack you ( though I only do it to defend me and others )
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I am sorry that you did not attend the signing of the law, but the fact that you never heard about it until today and I never mentioned the law on the forum until yesterday doesn't mean it was created yesterday. Ignorance of the law does not permit you the ability to break it.
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Well since you did not complain about my self defense Kick in June (giving you 13 days to do that ), you defacto allowed it and created another exemption. Your Ignorance about the kick and my proxy from Kleene give me the right to attack you.  But please show me where the date of your laws are. Remember I only reserve the kicking right  in Defense of me and others, and also when acting as a proxy for Kleene
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exemptions are only created via the grandfather clause, the fact that I allowed you to kick me was nothing more than a one-time pass. Trust me, it's my law.

If you wish to look upon my laws in further detail, please put in a written request and leave it at the Akonyland border and I may get back to you within 5-10 business years.
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I now use my proxy from Kleene and

* kicks Akonyl *

for refusing to allow me to defend myself and for violation of your own laws

This attack you must allow since you allow attacks from Kleene and I am acting as her agent
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Keep trying to circumvent my laws, but they just don't work that way. If you want attack rights, you're going to have to follow the proper legal channels.
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Or you could just attack him and deal with the consequences.  (Whatever they may be.)
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I see I need to introduce you to the legal definition of PROXY.

from http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/proxy

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proxy noun agency, agent, authority to act for another, broker, delegate, deputy, dummy, emissary, envoy, lieutenant, messenger, procurator, representation, substitute, substitution, surrogate, vicarius, written authorization
Associated concepts: proxy statement, solicitation of proxy

I have already shown you Kleene Proxy to me

So if she is allowed to attack you, then so am I when acting as her agent. Legally it is the same as if she were attacking you.

Now will you allow me to defend myself and others againist you, or do you need another Proxy KICK?
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I am plenty aware of the idea of proxies. However, you seem to be confused, as you still think this has anything to do with the sovereign nation of Akonyland, which does not recognize the use of proxies. The idea of a legal proxy is not something that is somehow universally applicable.
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