Mafia 71: No More Akos (Town Wins)

[Conia]

I thought Kristoph was the bad Gavin at playing games...

[Raiden]

I thought Kristoph was the bad Gavin at playing games...

Ja. He would have lost it all by now, Mr. Wright.

[Akonyl]

A 6-shot revolver is loaded with a single bullet and the drum is spun. Being the person who loaded and started the game, shinichi'sapprentice goes first. He holds the gun up to his head and pulls the trigger. Click.

The gun is passed to Kamite, who sighs as he takes his turn. Click. Conia, ever the tough guy, goes next. Click. Jecka is pulled in to take a turn. Click. Two more chambers left, it's a 50/50 chance... Memesu takes the opportunity, as everyone takes a deep breath in anticipation.

Click.

The deep breath becomes a deep sigh of relief, as everybody survived. Memesu just shrugs. Looks like nothing happened, because obviously nobody would take the last shot, since it's a guaranteed kill.

Butler: "Awful lively over here! What are you all doing?"
Conia: "Russian Roulette, but we're--"
Butler: "Oh! I love Russian Roulette!"
Conia: "No, wait!"

The butler puts the gun up to his head and pulls the trigger. Bang! Conia (and most everyone else) starts screaming as the butler kills himself. What a mess, he was supposed to be your guide!

Butler: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Kamite: "Wait, you're alive?"
shinichi'sapprentice: "Of course, I just loaded a blank. You don't think I'd be using a real bullet, do you?"
Conia: "...no. Not at all. It's obvious, Kamite should've known too."

"Yeah, okay, whatever," Kamite responds, rolling his eyes. He's had enough of this, he wants out. He approaches the cockpit, opens the door, and shouts. "HEY PILOT!"

The pilot jolts in their chair and screams in response, as a loud snapping noise is heard.

Pilot: "Geez, don't scare me like that! What's up?"
Kamite: "How far until Akonyland?"
Pilot: "Looks like we're approaching the border."
Kamite: "That's good. What was that snapping sound, though?"
Pilot: "Oh, that was the sound of the yoke snapping, you scared me so my hands jerked and it just snapped right off."
Kamite: "...isn't that bad?"
Pilot: "Yeah, I can't actually fly the plane anymore. So, we're probably gonna crash. Whoops."
Kleene Onigiri: "Can't we do anything? Isn't there an autopilot?"
Yurikochan: "Doesn't look like it. On the note saying Yuritome was the pilot, there's also a line written by Yuritome saying 'I uninstalled the autopilot, because autopilot is for chumps.'"
Kleene Onigiri: "Fantastic..."

Everyone panics, but KaitoRizu isn't thrown off by things like crashing planes. Before long, they find where the parachutes are stored: 17 in total. How fortunate, everyone gets a parachute! KaitoRizu asks for everyone to line up to get one.

KaitoRizu: "Alright, parachute for you..."
Butler: "Fantastic!"
KaitoRizu: "Parachute for you..."
Raiden: "Thanks!"
KaitoRizu: "Parachute for you..."
Henry Gordan: "Cool."
KaitoRizu: "Parachute for you..."
Yuritome: "Nnnng..."
KaitoRizu: "Parachute for you..."
Jecka: "Wait a second."
KaitoRizu: "Parachute for you..."
Stopwatch: "Thanks!"
KaitoRizu: "Parachute for you..."
dumytru: "Oh thanks, but thank God I knew it couldn't be true! You're alive!"
KaitoRizu: "Hm? What do you mean? ...oh."

The group watches in horror as Yuritome(Zombie) shambles towards the plane's door and puts on the parachute he was so graciously given. He pulls the door's opening lever, shaking the plane suddenly as the door opens and the cabin begins to decompress. With a half-hearted zombie goodbye wave, Yuritome falls out of the plane. Dumytru looks on in shock.

dumytru: "You... you traitor! How could you?! I thought we had something..."
PhoenixTears: "I knew it! I knew this was going to happen! I never should have let you convince me!"
Raiden: "...you knew Yuritome would turn into a zombie and steal a parachute after our plane began to crash?"
PhoenixTears: "Well, uh... yeah. Yeah, I totally did. Hrmph."
blurfbreg: "Oh, who cares? We're crashing and we need to hand out the rest of these parachutes!"
KaitoRizu: "Er, well, there were only enough for the living people. We're down one now. That's why he's a traitor."
cinnamoroll: "If only someone had died, which they didn't, then we'd still have a spare!"
Henry Gordan: "So, someone doesn't get a parachute..."

You're not 100% certain, but you recall hearing in science class in school that people who didn't wear parachutes when jumping out of planes tended to die. Sometimes they bounce though, and just break a lot of bones in their body. Neither one sounds very good to you.

Time to choose who the unlucky person is.

Day 2 Begins

[shinichi'sapprentice]

[Akonyl]

All PMs out.

[PT]

No one died \o/

I mean, we're all gonna die now, but at least everyone survived Russian Roulette.

[KaitoRizu]

Yay! No one died \o/

*hands out parachutes*

[Kamite]

I am voting for Shinichi's aprrentice. I blame him for wanting to play Russian roulette in the first place.

[Raiden]

\o/



What a cliffhanger!

* Casually straps on the parachute Rizu handed out earlier while everyone is still in shock of the zombie betrayal

[Jecka]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :O
Also If this was real I'd probably rather die. /fear of falling
Or at least someone hold my hand. D:

[shinichi'sapprentice]

Can a cop contact me please. Thanks. Bye

(Though I'm at work and can only read PMs at the moment xd so v:)

[Kamite]

Can a cop contact me please. Thanks. Bye

(Though I'm at work and can only read PMs at the moment xd so v:)

Think twice before you do this cop. This is sa we are talking about.

[shinichi'sapprentice]

v;

[Kleene Onigiri]

Soooo~

Seems I didn't had a parachute! But don't worry guys, I'm an onigiri, so I bounced off the ground! But I shattered some bones, errr, I mean rice corns. But I picked them up again and fusioned back into a rice ball.
But if you find some leftover rice on the ground.... please return it, thanks!

(Translation: I think I was attacked)

[Raiden]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :O
Also If this was real I'd probably rather die. /fear of falling
Or at least someone hold my hand. D:

*offers hand* No need to be afraid, just don't look down!

Soooo~
(Translation: I think I was attacked)

D: