Mafia 71: No More Akos (Town Wins)

[Iwamoto Yuri]

Wait, phoenix is sashimi?

[Akonyl]

Eventually the stampede dies down, as all the prisoners flee. At least that's what you think happened, because it's a lot quieter and nobody's stepping on you anymore. As you painfully stand up, the lights flicker back on as the generators whirr to life. In the corner near his desk, the warden is lying on the floor, apparently unconscious. You look at the people still around and standing and count heads. Including yourself, it looks like there's 18 people here. Looks like everybody's accounted for. You look around however, and notice that in the very not-small group that makes up your "small" Akonyland Infiltration Group, there's an extra someone still lying on the floor! Upon closer inspection it appears to be Iwamoto Yuri(Tome), trampled to death.

But wait, then who's the extra person...?

"Hello there!", the man shouts, "It's me, the friendly prison neighborhood butler! I assume you're here for me?"

Everyone seems a little confused.

Abs.: "Well, yes, but how'd you guess?"
Butler: "Well being a butler, you know, I'm very important. I figured it'd happen sometime. And you certainly don't look like prisoners."
Kleene Onigiri: "Well, neither do you! If you're a prisoner, why are you still wearing a suit?"
Butler: "As a butler, keeping up appearances is always important. I couldn't let myself wear one of those jumpsuits, could I?"
PhoenixTears: "I still don't buy it. Sure, you may be important, but there's gotta be other important people here to break out, too."
Butler: "Oh, yes. Very important. However, when I see a bunch as murdery as you lot, I figure they must be coming for me."
PhoenixTears: "Uh, logic aside... murdery? We haven't killed anybody. Yet."

The butler laughs. "Oh, don't tell me you think the poor man was trampled to death? Don't tell me you don't recognize a broadsword when you see one!"

You squint at Yuritome's body. Now that he mentions it, there's actually a large broadsword stuck through his side! You're not quite sure how you missed it before, but it looks like one of you must have taken the opportunity to stab him during the confusion of the stampede! It's certainly tragic, but now that you've gotten the butler, you can't really afford to waste any more time reveling at the How's and What's of this murder, you need to escape before anything else happens.

Anything else, such as the warden waking up, and blocking your way out, and pointing a gun at you. Which is what's happening right now. It seems that although badly wounded and on the verge of losing consciousness, he's keen on fulfilling his wardenly duties.

Warden: "You punks... I won't let you leave with him! If he's leaving, he's leaving in a body bag!"

It looks like the warden is about to shoot the butler! The only way to stop it will be for someone to take the bullet in his place, but who? You certainly don't want it to be you.

Day 1 Begins

[Kleene Onigiri]

nooo, yuri! D:

[shinichi'sapprentice]

YURITOME D:

[dumytru]

Yuri D:

[...]
Iwamoto Yuri(Tome), trampled to death.
[...]
Iwamoto Yuri: "Well, yes, but how'd you guess?"

I totally imagined a dead body suddenly opening her eyes and saying in a sarcastic voice that line.
Is it a mistake dead-Yuri starts talking? I think it's way better like this, if it is. XD

[shinichi'sapprentice]

Yuri D:

[...]
Iwamoto Yuri(Tome), trampled to death.
[...]
Iwamoto Yuri: "Well, yes, but how'd you guess?"

I totally imagined a dead body suddenly opening her eyes and saying in a sarcastic voice that line.
Is it a mistake dead-Yuri starts talking? I think it's way better like this, if it is. XD

IT'S HER DYING MESEYJUUU

[Akonyl]

Yuri D:

[...]
Iwamoto Yuri(Tome), trampled to death.
[...]
Iwamoto Yuri: "Well, yes, but how'd you guess?"

I totally imagined a dead body suddenly opening her eyes and saying in a sarcastic voice that line.
Is it a mistake dead-Yuri starts talking? I think it's way better like this, if it is. XD

Shhhh, this totally doesn't mean I write these up and then slap a dead body into it later.

You saw nothing.

[Conia]

Don't eat my brother, he tastes bad!

uhmm, how do ya know this, Miphy...

How do you know someone tastes bad? Through your taste BUDS


Also Iwa D: D:

[Akonyl]

The truth has been rewritten.

Also, all PMs should be out.

[KaitoRizu]

I WAS TRICKED!! T_T

And now I can go sleep in peace...

[dumytru]

The truth has been rewritten.

Ah, I'm actually a little disappointed now. But I guess this way it makes more sense.

[Akonyl]

I live to disappoint.

[PT]

Dead!Iwa's dying message will live on in our hearts, if not in Ako's story. V:

Also Iwa D:

Also can confirm: I taste bad. Don't eat me.

[Stopwatch]

Dead!Iwa's dying message will live on in our hearts, if not in Ako's story. V:

Also Iwa D:

Also can confirm: I taste bad. Don't eat me.

!quote 143

[Kamite]

I would gladly take the bullet. Anything to help find yuri's death.