Mafia 71: No More Akos (Town Wins)

[Kleene Onigiri]

/me arrests Conia for being Gin

[Akonyl]

The last few stragglers finally make their way to the group, where everyone goes over the plan one final time. Walk in, grab the butler, blow the lights, and make a run for it under the cover of darkness. Easy enough.

The group enters the prison, where a man at a desk is busily shuffling through papers. He glances up at the mob in front of him and gives a long sigh.

Warden: "Yeah, whaddaya want?"
Henry Gordan: "We're here for the prisoner."
Warden: "Color me surprised. Which one, you doofus, we got a bunch of em."
Jecka: "The... the... butler...?"

The warden sighs, longer than the last time.

Warden: "...thankfully for you, I actually know who you're talking about with that half-assed answer, he won't stop going on and on about being a butler. Hand over your transfer papers."

Jecka coughs.
Jecka: "T... transfer papers? We were told the authorization should have went through."
Warden: "Well I aint got anything. No papers, no prisoner."

The group enters a huddle. What should you do? This wasn't how it was supposed to go. Everybody's stumped with no answers in sight, until Conia lets out a chuckle.

Conia: "Heh... let me handle this."

Conia pops his collar and exudes maximum confidence as he approaches the desk with a swagger in his step. He reaches into his pocket and slyly places something on the table.

Warden: "And what's that supposed to be?"
Conia: "That's my attorney's badge. It gives me the authority t--"
Warden: "Oh yeah?"

The warden picks up the badge and inspects it.

Warden: "I'm pretty sure this thing is made out of cardboard. Actually, I think my daughter got one like that out of a box of cereal."

The warden crumples up the badge and throws it into the trash can, Conia's eyes frozen in shock.

Warden: "Is that it? If so, I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave. I'll have to report about this too."
Memesu: "Wait! Err... hey, that's an interesting button on your desk. What does it do?"
Warden: "It's the plot button. Don't push it."
Memesu: "What happens if I do?"
Warden: "Well, it advances the plot. I don't like it being out in the open like that, but it's there, so don't push it."

Memesu pushes the button. Memesu does not follow orders. Memesu follows her own rules.

Immediately sirens start to sound, as cell doors begin to unlock and prisoners exit their cells. The warden starts shouting, which causes cinnamoroll to activate the remote control for the charges outside in a panic, cutting the power and causing all the lights to go out as the building rumbles. Everyone gets shoved to the ground and trampled as the prisoners stream out of their cells and a prison riot begins. It looks like things have went pretty south, but at least it seems like the warden can't find you in the darkness and chaos either. Though, now that the lights are all out, and the backup generators will kick in soon, you're not sure how you're gonna get out of this...

As you protect yourself from being trampled by the stampede, you can barely make out a sobbing voice. "My... my badge..."

Night 1 (Stampede) Begins

[Akonyl]

All PMs out. If you were expecting prep phase stuff, and didn't get anything from me, lemme know.

[blurfbreg]

Don't run me over! I'm just a simple old man.

[shinichi'sapprentice]

Memesu pushes the button. Memesu does not follow orders. Memesu follows her own rules.

Definitely Memesu

[Memesu]

:V Yup.

[Jecka]

Jecka coughs.

Plot twist when I die is that I was already dying, the BO just sped it up.

[Akonyl]

I can't believe you spoiled the plot, Jecka!

[Iwamoto Yuri]

Well, it looks like we're in a bit of a predicament.

[MoonRaven]

I didn't get pm.

[Akonyl]

Not to say you're telling the truth or not, but as public notice, only people who should've gotten PMs are anyone with a prep phase thing. Most roles won't get a PM at the end of prep, but if you were expecting something, PM me.

I'll ignore everything in the thread when it comes to things relating to GMing, so if you got questions, PM me. Otherwise I'll just take it as typical Mafia lying to manipulate the public.

[MoonRaven]

I mean that it's night phase already. I do not have a role at all.

[Kleene Onigiri]

Dammit Meme. Don't you know?

NEVER

PUSH

THE

BUTTON

D:

[Kamite]

There is fish.

[shinichi'sapprentice]

There is fish.

*glances at Siddy*