Grant a wish game

[Raifuujin]

Granted. It became so fast, computer making companies stole it to figure out why.

I wish more people played minimafia.

[Jecka]

Granted, but we flooded the room.

I wish the grant for the wish I wished for yesterday actually happened in an episode/special

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but it was exclusively shown to a small group of people in Japan and is never put on the internet or TV.

I wish people could really disguise as perfectly as they can in DC. (Non villainous people, of course )

[Silver1412]

Granted, weverybody but you can now do it and you're always confused if you're really talking to the person you think you're talking to, resulting in a complete paranoia.

I wish my brother wasn't such an *BEEP* sometimes.

[mako]

Okay, now he is a *BEEP* all the time.

I wish I could go a few months back in time and whack myself in the head. Painfully.

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but you hit yourself so hard that you got amnesia in the past and couldn't remember how to get back to the present. Scientists found you both and decided to keep you to see if you cloned yourself.

I wish I could go into a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon world as the main hero character.

[mako]

Granted, but all your Pokemons go on strike because they want to be somewhere with more light (I assume that touring the dungeons is the main point of this anime/game, cos I honestly have no idea what it is )

I wish I found an easy way to make money.

[Raifuujin]

(Very brief overview: You play as a Pokemon and form an exploration team.)

Granted. You found that stealing and counter fitting was an easy way to get money and got arrested.

I wish the older cartoons would come back, rather than more (worse) newer ones.

[mako]

ABSOLUTELY GRANTED.

I wish I wasn't so undesicive...

[blurfbreg]

Granted, but no one likes you anymore, because you start making decisions for other people.

I wish I can have my normal circadian rhythm back.

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but it's because you were made into a robot that follows a strict schedule for everything.

I wish American football games didn't last sooo long. (I don't watch them and it keeps my family from doing anything else.)

[Jefufuh]

Granted. Football games end in a flash, so your family watches soap operas.

I wish that my swim practices weren't so hard, but I could still swim fast at meets.

[blurfbreg]

Granted, but you can't get out of the water ever. You're now a merman.

I wish for nothing. Can I not use the wishing genie for once?

[Raifuujin]

Granted. But you do know that nothingness is a vacuum, right? :V

I wish labs weren't so hard....

[phreak_91]

Granted, but for each bit the labs become easier, you become stupider, so you can't tell a difference.

I wish that holodeck technology existed and that there was a Conan program.