DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[Yurikochan]

Someone throw me a random topic and I'll write it.

In other news, I should go finish Jerk-chan's mafia ending...

[bluekaitou1412]

Great, it got bumped. XD

[Vylash]

sonoci's quest for poutine: Part 1

Spoiler:

Once upon a time, in a distant land filled with moose and inferior currency, a young girl thrived, her room was an absolute mess, ands so was the rest of her house, the girl could find nothing to eat.
"I'm hungry"
And with those words, a legend was born
The girl traveled far and wise, from continent to continent, when sddenly she was stopped by a wandering Phoenix: "Uh, can't you just go to the store?"
The girl's eyes burned red with anger, the phoenix was struck down where she stood with the fury of 1000 gods.
THIS IS NO ORDINARY FOOD! the girl exclaimed THIS IS THE FOOD OF KINGS AND QUEENS, FIT FOR ONLY THE MOST NOBLE IN OUR SOCIETY! THIS...IS...POUTINE!
The heavens roared at this declaration, sonoci would not be stopped, she would fine the poutine...but first...she needed some help.
Her travels took her to some random place in England, where she came across a young pokemon fan with a mezmorizing voice, the lovely young lady turned to her hand said... "'ello govna' care for a spot o' tea?"
sonoci snickered and went over to the girl, when suddenly, a tea cup smashed her in the face
"Ouch!"
The girl was about to hit her again "no'body makes fun of me accent...govna'!"
"I wasn't! I think it's actually quite lovely"
"Really?"
"Of course! Also, I'm on a worldwide quest for poutine, would you like to come along? I can't explain it...but I feel like...we're destined to be together."
"Well when you put it that way, I'll join ya!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N83b0NE5omg
And with that, she got a new partner! But she felt like...one was missing.

[PT]

The girl traveled far and wise, from continent to continent, when sddenly she was stopped by a wandering Phoenix: "Uh, can't you just go to the store?"
The girl's eyes burned red with anger, the phoenix was struck down where she stood with the fury of 1000 gods.

But but but D: I understand the amazingness that is poutine. D:

[Memesu]

I hope they find the poutine soon. D:

[mangaluva]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

[Vylash]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

[mangaluva]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

If I'm meant to be the girl from England, then I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to break all of your teeth.

[Akonyl]

I thought that was pretty clear, considering the "felt like one was missing", he's obv going for a sonoci/manga/parkur gang

[Vylash]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

If I'm meant to be the girl from England, then I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to break all of your teeth.

should i have used a crumpet instead of tea?

[mangaluva]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

If I'm meant to be the girl from England, then I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to break all of your teeth.

should i have used a crumpet instead of tea?

Am I gonna have to go Malcolm Tucker on your ass?

[Vylash]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

If I'm meant to be the girl from England, then I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to break all of your teeth.

should i have used a crumpet instead of tea?

Am I gonna have to go Malcolm Tucker on your ass?

hey i said you were lovely and had a mesmerizing voice :x

[mangaluva]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

If I'm meant to be the girl from England, then I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to break all of your teeth.

should i have used a crumpet instead of tea?

Am I gonna have to go Malcolm Tucker on your ass?

hey i said you were lovely and had a mesmerizing voice :x

You also called me English. *commences breaking teeth*

[Vylash]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

If I'm meant to be the girl from England, then I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to break all of your teeth.

should i have used a crumpet instead of tea?

Am I gonna have to go Malcolm Tucker on your ass?

hey i said you were lovely and had a mesmerizing voice :x

You also called me English. *commences breaking teeth*

you can't do that because you're breaking your own teeth and sonoci's teeth

[mangaluva]

I don't know what's worse, the punctuation errors or my sadness that I'm not in the story

you are :x

and it was midnight and i had a headache, leave me alone :<

If I'm meant to be the girl from England, then I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to break all of your teeth.

should i have used a crumpet instead of tea?

Am I gonna have to go Malcolm Tucker on your ass?

hey i said you were lovely and had a mesmerizing voice :x

You also called me English. *commences breaking teeth*

you can't do that because you're breaking your own teeth and sonoci's teeth

Yes, but we get free dental to treat it.