Today's Bad Stories !

[KainTheVampire]

Me too *hugs back*

[Suutashi]

1. I'll be lucky to get to use the computer for five more minutes before it craps out again.

2. My brother's girlfriend's BS is pissing me and my mom off big time! I could fill several pages of a forum thread using just summaries of the utter BS she spews on a daily basis!
For example: she claims that Morphine has absolutely no effect on her yet she was using a strong opiate painkiller when she first got here.

[KainTheVampire]

.... I feel horrible D: I did when I woke up one hour ago and I felt even worse after following everyone's usual advice "I'm sure you'll feel better if you eat"
Now it only feels like I'm gonna puke, before I only felt sick

[mangaluva]

So, someone please tell me, in what language does "your essay will be returned within twenty working days" mean "two months if you're lucky, but don't hold your breath"?

[ranger]

So, someone please tell me, in what language does "your essay will be returned within twenty working days" mean "two months if you're lucky, but don't hold your breath"?

Blackinese, I believe.

[PT]

Blackinese, I believe.

You wanna explain "Blackinese" in a way that doesn't make me think you're a racist bigot?

[sonoci]

Blackinese, I believe.

You wanna explain "Blackinese" in a way that doesn't make me think you're a racist bigot?

The only way I can possibly think of would be to say it's a code language used in the BO.

[ranger]

Blackinese, I believe.

You wanna explain "Blackinese" in a way that doesn't make me think you're a racist bigot?

Are you serious right now?  How in any shape and form is that racist?  I was making a JOKE, A JOKE, in the sense that 'Blackinese' isn't a real godamn language.  If you think I'm a racist bigot, you might need to look at a mirror, because you yourself might be implying some racial stereotypes.

I meant no racism what so ever.  Please, don't call me a racist bigot.  I've probably experienced more racism than you ever have, and while that seems like a cliche response, I'm being dead serious when I say I'm  very offended that you're accusing me of being a racist bigot.  I take racism extremely serious.

If by now you don't know that I like to joke around a lot, I don't know what to say.  And while I am a extremely large advocate against racism, that doesn't mean I can't take a joke.  Have you ever seen Chapelle Show? Mind of Mencia?  Or for the matter, any form of adult comedy that isn't on Cartoon Network or Nick?  I can take Asian jokes, hell I think they are hilarious.

Sorry if my response seems hostile, but you actually kind of pissed me off.  And that's usually not the case because its the f-ing internet and everyone for the most part lies or hides behind anonymity.

[Vylash]

Blackinese, I believe.

You wanna explain "Blackinese" in a way that doesn't make me think you're a racist bigot?

Don't see how you could make that association from an obvious joke

[Akonyl]

I'm less racially offended and more just confused as to what that joke's supposed to be based on anyway. I mean, I can't even think of a stereotype that fits for. Unless it was just a random pick :V

[ranger]

It's not a real language.  It's a popular fake language/Ethnicity people like to associate with people that are African American and Asian ethnicity -  a la Tiger Woods.

Ex: 'Me and him got the same mama... I'm Blackinese.' - Chris Tucker

[Akonyl]

well yeah, I get that it's not a real language, I just mean that it's not much of a joke without a punchline connecting question and answer.

Like if someone said "Is there any food a snorlax couldn't eat?" and someone else replied "A milksteak", sure they're not being serious because there's no such thing as milksteak, but without some sort of connection between the two it's not much of a joke either

[ranger]

...That's a bad comparison.  A milksteak isn't funny, it has no humor involved in it, there is no history of jokes behind milksteaks, as opposed to Blackinese where many African-American comedians like to joke about during stand-up or in comedies.

[PT]

Are you serious right now?  How in any shape and form is that racist?  I was making a JOKE, A JOKE, in the sense that 'Blackinese' isn't a real godamn language.  If you think I'm a racist bigot, you might need to look at a mirror, because you yourself might be implying some racial stereotypes.

I meant no racism what so ever.  Please, don't call me a racist bigot.  I've probably experienced more racism than you ever have, and while that seems like a cliche response, I'm being dead serious when I say I'm  very offended that you're accusing me of being a racist bigot.  I take racism extremely serious.

If by now you don't know that I like to joke around a lot, I don't know what to say.  And while I am a extremely large advocate against racism, that doesn't mean I can't take a joke.  Have you ever seen Chapelle Show? Mind of Mencia?  Or for the matter, any form of adult comedy that isn't on Cartoon Network or Nick?  I can take Asian jokes, hell I think they are hilarious.

Sorry if my response seems hostile, but you actually kind of pissed me off.  And that's usually not the case because its the f-ing internet and everyone for the most part lies or hides behind anonymity.

You know what? You kinda pissed me off too.

For the record, I didn't actually accuse you of anything yet. I just showed disapproval for your choice of tasteless "joke." Might wanna recheck the definition of both "joke" (for example: might wanna try something actually funny next time) and "accusation" before you go spouting off that crap again.

I don't actually give a damn about comedy, that "joke" you made implies that black people are somehow the reason for the delay in manga's issue. If you can't see how that could be taken as offensive, that's your problem. You say you take racism seriously then stop making racist jokes.

@Parkur: see above.

[ranger]

"You wanna explain "______" in a way that doesn't make me think you're a [derogatory term here]?"

Oh I'm sorry, for the record you technically didn't accuse me of being a bigot, oh my bad.

So you, wanna explain how your logic right there doesn't make me think you're stupid?

BTW, for the record, I am not accusing of you being stupid, just for the record.