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KainTheVampire wrote: Might be :-X
I kicked him down, yelled "Don't even touch me again!" and then left while others said "He has himself to blame, she looked scared/disgusted and he kissed her cheek anyway" ^^' I don't know, maybe I should learn to control my temper a bit more ^^'
Well, if you barely know him and he did something like that, I'd definitely agree with the others there :/
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Akonyl wrote: I underestimated how quickly fingernails grow so I didn't bring one out here with me

I fear that by the end of the week it will sound like a cat is typing with its claws
Go out and buy a fingernail clipper?
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@sonoci, Yay \o/ *doesn't feel as bad anymore*
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Akonyl wrote: I underestimated how quickly fingernails grow so I didn't bring one out here with me

I fear that by the end of the week it will sound like a cat is typing with its claws
Don't you have teeth? ::)
... Disgusting :|
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KainTheVampire wrote:
Callid wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I underestimated how quickly fingernails grow so I didn't bring one out here with me

I fear that by the end of the week it will sound like a cat is typing with its claws
Don't you have teeth? ::)
... Disgusting :|
It's not often that I completely agree with kain :P

@PT: gas stations don't seem to have em and I don't feel like getting lost in a salt lake adventure for nail clippers :x
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There's not a walmart nearby or something?
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Akonyl wrote:
KainTheVampire wrote:
Callid wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I underestimated how quickly fingernails grow so I didn't bring one out here with me

I fear that by the end of the week it will sound like a cat is typing with its claws
Don't you have teeth? ::)
... Disgusting :|
It's not often that I completely agree with kain :P
Emergency situations require emergency solutions :P
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Callid wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
KainTheVampire wrote:
Callid wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I underestimated how quickly fingernails grow so I didn't bring one out here with me

I fear that by the end of the week it will sound like a cat is typing with its claws
Don't you have teeth? ::)
... Disgusting :|
It's not often that I completely agree with kain :P
Emergency situations require emergency solutions :P
Wait holdup....this is the guy who marks off tiny fractions of a point off something as trivial as avatar/sig ratings, tries to correct people when it comes to meanings of English words via prefix, is obsessed with Chess and has signatures of it...

but eats his own fingernails?!
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ranger wrote:
Callid wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
KainTheVampire wrote:
Callid wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I underestimated how quickly fingernails grow so I didn't bring one out here with me

I fear that by the end of the week it will sound like a cat is typing with its claws
Don't you have teeth? ::)
... Disgusting :|
It's not often that I completely agree with kain :P
Emergency situations require emergency solutions :P
Wait holdup....this is the guy who marks off tiny fractions of a point off something as trivial as avatar/sig ratings, tries to correct people when it comes to meanings of English words via prefix, is obsessed with Chess and has signatures of it...

but eats his own fingernails?!
... in emergency situations, as I've said ::)
Which I haven't yet been in so far, so it's more of a plan B in case I need it :P

Also, concerning the rating thread, 95% of the times it was an integer or a .5 value (which I seriously hope you don't call a "tiny fraction" :x). Oh, and my signature is (and has always been) about Go :x
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I wonder if sis knows that, she thinks it's really disgusting even if it's an emergency or not :P
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KainTheVampire wrote: I wonder if sis knows that, she thinks it's really disgusting even if it's an emergency or not :P
To eat them yeah :| Or bite them out of habit. But if it is a emergency I wash my hands and bite them off. But that is only when they are like half broken or something, since I can have long fingernails as I am a girl ::)
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... ... .. Mom just came home and first thing she did was run to the bathroom and throw up :| I didn't feel so well before she came home but now I just want to throw up as well DX
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I don't want to be here at all.
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I was supposed to get some mail from a local bakery (mail is delivered there if recipient isn't at home when mail arrives). So, I walk one km through the cold, arrive in time, well within the opening hours - but the shop has already closed >:(
So I've wasted over half an hour on nothing, and will probably get yelled at by my mother for not going earlier (as if I could have predicted the shop to not respect its own opening hours!), and, as my brother has also screwed up something else, unrelated, she'll probably go through the roof. Great.
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