Kogorous Riddle Thread and eworms Deduction Thread

[kidSherlock]

Spoiler:

ma is as selfless as i am

Well done!  Your turn, kidSherlock.

wow that was right,,
but i don't have a riddle so feel free to post one,

[c-square]

Spoiler:

ma is as selfless as i am

Well done!  Your turn, kidSherlock.

wow that was right,,
but i don't have a riddle so feel free to post one,

I don't want to overload people with palindromes, so it's open to anyone to post a riddle.

[eworm]

Why is six afraid of seven?

Probably everyone knows that... -_-'

[kidSherlock]

@eworm, wow hardest riddle ever

[Akonyl]

Spoiler:

because 7 is a vicious, hardened criminal who murdered 6's parents when he was a child, causing him to take up crimefighting in the guise of a bat.

[eworm]

Akonyl, close but no cigar :3

[c-square]

Why is six afraid of seven?

Probably everyone knows that... -_-'

Spoiler:

I hear seven once consumed three three-packs, but it's only a rumor.

[eworm]

Yup, it's a rumor.
In other words, wrong.

[Akonyl]

Spoiler:

I heard 7 would cut his momma for a nickel.

[eworm]

Nope.
You srsly haven't heard that one before?

[Akonyl]

Of course I have, why do you think I'm dodging the question and giving these ridiculous answers

But since you want the actual answer:

Spoiler:

it's because 7 bullied 6 in grade school and it left him with crippling insecurity.

[eworm]

-_-' The one thing I hate about Internet is that you can't feel irony. :/ Do you or do you not know the answer, seriously?

[c-square]

Spoiler:

I've also heard that seven devoured the German word for 'no'...

[Akonyl]

of course I know the actual answer, and you should really be able to tell whether I'm being serious or not. But anyway, the answer is

Spoiler:

because 6 is afraid of zombies and 7 sort of looks like one.

[dumytru]

-_-' The one thing I hate about Internet is that you can't feel irony. :/ Do you or do you not know the answer, seriously?

Yeah..
You can't feel irony.
But I think they do know the answer, after all it's more like a pun than a riddle