Part 2:
About an hour later the door bell to the house rang. Yuriko wondered who it could be already, she was just cleaning up the dinner she and Koihime ate. And as usual, left food by the door of the room, and knocked three times as he always requested of her when he was working or out. If he was home, he'd eat the food, if he wasn't, the food would sit there. She had often let her mind wander, about how it could be used for murder in a Detective Conan episode. She remembered a few episodes with something like that, then made a face. She pushed a piece of blonde hair away from her face as she turned away from the door. She wondered what he was doing in there. She had to stop herself from knocking on the door.
Koihime raised from her chair and ran to the door, she was hoping it'd be her Aunt Kleene, but was surprised to see her Uncle Parkur. She jumped into his arms and he caught her. "Uncle Parkur! What are you doing here, Mommy said something about a Girl's Night!?" Parkur smiled
"Oh really. Your daddy said its a guys' night out since we were finished…" He noticed the shiny bottle in the cabinet. "I see your mom bought some good stuff." He walked over to it. Koihime stood there confused, why was Uncle Parkur coming to a girl's night out.
Coming down the stairs, Yuriko was just as surprised to see Parkur. "Jodie-sensei!" She let out a giggle and hugged the man.
"Hey beautiful." He smiled at Yuriko and hugged her right back tightly.
"Are you and Conia going out?" A thought to the food again, was he home, she wondered to herself. She can go check in a few minutes anyways. Just then in walked another man, with his wife following behind him. Kleene ran over and hugged Yuriko, almost tripping Akonyl. The two men also started talking.
Parkur answered, "No, we're staying here while you ladies go out, we're gonna play Super Smash Brawl."
Yuriko glared at the man, "I never gave you my code."
Conia hurried down the steps and cut his wife off, "The internet doesn't work very well here. But I'm up for it."
Kleene looked at Conia, Parkur and Akonyl confused. "But tonight its a girls' night." Striprice giggled, and grabbed Koihime's hand, they ran into a secret wall compartment Conia thought only he knew about. He watched the two girls take off and shook his head a bit. Maybe she would end up to be a stalker like him.
"There will be NO PGT going on in my house." Conia exclaimed, though he was still smiling, two more people walked into the open front door of the Kingdom.
"Rival-chan is already complaining!" PhoenixTears rolled her eyes. "I haven't even tried to kidnap Yuriko tonight yet." She grinned seeing Conia roll his eyes, Parkur walked over and hugged PT and hopelessidiot. He was just about to pull PT into his arms when Sherlock3 walked in, he pulled PT into his arms anyways and gave her a cheek kiss. Conia and Yuriko shared a quick look and giggled. Parkur pulled Sherlock into his other arm.
Hayley pulled Yuriko away from Conia into a different room for some quick PGT. You could hear the two of them giggling from the other room. Kleene then went in to join them, Sherlock3 and PT still in Parkur's arms. Akonyl noticed the bottle of Vermouth. "Dude, you bought some awesome stuff!" He grinned at Conia, who just made another face. PT escaped with the other girls, when two more people appeared. An onion and the Chess player. Nomemory hugged Conia as did Callid. Conia went out in the other room, but the girls' giggles were too much for him, and he longingly gazed at his wife. Akonyl and Parkur were just looking for the key to the cabinet to pull out the Vermouth. Kain and Edogawa4869 had magically appeared in the form of dragons. Yuriko nor Conia were surprised. Parkur seemed to avoid them however.
Not long after Dus and Breva showed up arm in paw. And suddenly out of nowhere, a cookie appeared in front of all the people, and smoke filled the room. Koihime peeked out of their hiding spot. (That was covered in Barbies and G.I. Joe men and Pokemon stuffed animals) to notice the smoke and couldn't help but call out "It's Darkwing Duck." Conia and Yuriko both hid their face in their hands and couldn't help their giggle.
"Ao-nii." Yuriko ran to the smoke. "You always have to make an entrance." She giggled. RJ was next to him, the two hugged quickly. Then RJ hugged Yuriko. Shin stood at the door and rolled her eyes at her brother, and just laughed, she too hugged her older sister, but not without a hesitation. Alice grinned she pushed PT away from Parkur and hugged him. Original Conan and Xcommando were next to show up. The husband and wife both shared another look, the house was full. And this wasn't even half of their friends, how could they have a Guys' night and Girls' night at the house. When all the hugs were finished another man walked into the house. Conia was first to greet xpon happily, while his wife PGT'ed with the army of girls in the house. There was a lot of giggling going on. And soon the Wii was turned on, both girls and guys gathered for the tournament. Of course, the four winners were 2 girls and 2 guys. It was a lucky shot. Someone suddenly walked out of the wall, which shocked everyone, even the stalker himself, making his wife totally destroy him with her fan. But then Parkur ended up with a hammer, which Yuriko swore she turned off and destroyed them all. PT ended it with the golden hammer and won against the other three. She cheered, Yuriko was both dazed from the new comer, and the sudden appearance of a golden hammer. More drinks were poured, the underage disclaimer that it was all Akonyl's fault even showed up on a blackboard magically written by no one…Though under it it did say "Commi-ninja was here." Everyone was disappointed at the end of the tournament since the Gold Hammer was the reason for the win. PT broke Parkur's hammer he used to kill Yuriko with after she sent her husband flying with Zelda's smash. She went over to hug xpon, who she finally noticed arrived.
"I'm gonna go put Koihime and Striprice to bed. Then we can play Twister." Parkur held up the empty Vermouth bottle. He seemed to have another idea. Conia shook his head, this wasn't going to go well.
"You guys can set up for whatever, I'm gonna go upstairs with Yuriko for a minute with the kids." Yuriko and Conia heard whispers about how they were going to use lovey-dovey, and other things that could happen when the two of them disappeared together for some time. They took each others hand and looked at each other lovingly, as the kids came from their play room to follow them.
Downstairs, Parkur again had his arm around PT and Sherlock3 and smiled happily, the empty bottle of Vermouth in his hand. "I got the bottle!" He announced quite loudly. Held it up for all to see.
"What are we gonna do with it?" Kleene asked, rolling her eyes. She had a feeling, and maybe she and Akonyl would sit this game out. She wanted to say something else, but pulled herself away from Parkur quickly and dragged into their kitchen. The rest all gathered around Parkur.
"What's going on?" Xcommando asked him.
"We're gonna play a game!" Parkur announced, "Make PT kiss me." Everyone face palmed, including his wife. "On the cheek." He added. "But seriously, her and Yuri-chan may have to since we're playing Spin the Bottle."
Sherlock3 looked at her husband. She was going to sit next to Conia so the bottle would most likely land on Parkur. She wouldn't want to have to kiss Conia, not being mean, its just with everything from Round 15, well Yuriko might freak out. And she didn't want to have that, she took a seat by the other side, silently shaking her head. Everyone gathered in a circle, though they had to wait for the two upstairs cause Parkur wouldn't allow the game to start without Yuriko there.
Conia tucked his daughter into her bed, Striprice was spending the night, and since Koihime had two beds in the room, bunk beds because sleeping in the top was the best. At least thats what her mother said. And she listened. Though she never quite understood why someone with a fear of heights would prefer the top bunk she looked down and kissed her daddy's cheek. "Good night, daddy." She giggled.
"Good night, my princess. Sleep well, Koihime." Conia climbed off the ladder, and it was Yuriko's turn to say good night, she kissed her daughter's forehead and hugged her. "And if you need anything, just call down. And someone will come."
She rolled her eyes, Conia smiled evilly. He heard her say. "I know mommy, don't worry, Striprice and I will be just fine. You don't have to baby us. Can dad tell us a story." He was about to say yes, when he heard Parkur call their names, and start headed for the door.
"Tomorrow, I promise." Yuriko jumped from the top bunk onto the floor. Conia shook his head. "Are you trying to get yourself killed." Yuriko shook her head evilly. Conia just sighed and took her hand again, he called down to Parkur, "We're coming there are little ears listening!" He looked back at the bedroom and laughed.
Yuriko glared at her husband quickly. "He wasn't going to say anything bad." She blinked. "Or, well maybe it was a good thing to cut him off." Conia called down to Parkur again.
"So what did we decide to play?" He was hoping it was more Smash Brothers, after all, he had to destroy his wife if it was the last thing he did tonight.
"Spin the Bottle." He called from his position, he grabbed PT's hand, even xpon agreed to play. No one dropped out though, which was kinda surprising.
"Are you serious?" Conia looked at PT then at his wife, "I just remembered we deci…" Parkur dragged Conia down the stairs, almost making him fall. "Are you trying to kill me?"
"Maybe." Parkur smirked. Yuriko shook her head, then looked at Conia.
She giggled a bit. "We can always say no. Maybe the bottle will be lucky for you. It'll land on me." She said with a smile, a wink and gave him a reassuring kiss on the cheek. Conia smiled at that, he wondered what he would do for her. Another new comer seemed to be in the room, he had an arm around PhoenixTears, and didn't say much. Conia sat next to his son. Parkur accompanied Sherls and Yuriko to take a seat beside him, xpon sat next to Yuriko. He was one of the last ones to spin, but still. "So what if it lands on another girl or something, we get to respin right?"
Parkur smirked, and eyed PT quickly and grinned at Yuriko. "Don't worry, you'll have to kiss a girl too, it doesn't have to be long." She looked over to where Conia sat, It almost felt like a mile. She only looked away when he looked up and gave her a knowing glance, after all, he couldn't save his princess from this.
Shin grabbed the bottle and sent it spinning, it spun for a bit to land on her brother bluekaitou1412, she looked at Parkur then at Conia. "There is NO way I'm kissing my brother." She announced and grabbed Alice and kissed her. BK happily agreed with her and wrapped his arms around RJ and kissed her.
"Is this how you play Spin the Bottle?" Someone asked in the room. Everyone totally ignored the owner of the house. He tried to speak up again, then again looked at his wife, she was so far away sitting next to Parkur. He had a really bad feeling about this game. He watched the spinning again, he wasn't sure who's turn it was, but when Parkur got up and kissed the woman next to him he was quite relieved. It landed on Sherlock. It was a bit of a long kiss, so he looked away towards the others, and when he looked back, Parkur had pulled his wife up onto her feet and wrapped his arms around her, he wasn't sure if they were kissing or not, but he got up, and walked over to them, though it was broken up by the time he got over there, and Parkur sneaked over to PhoenixTears and grabbed her, doing the same thing, Abs. watched him carefully. And Conia grabbed PT's hand and pulled her down onto the floor, Parkur snuck off and grabbed Shin the same way, and shared a kiss, a glare from Alicetama. He grabbed Alice too, but kissed her cheek. Callid put his hand up to protect Nom, bk did the same to protect RJ-chan, muttering the words "Idem". He thought about kissing Commi, and pulled her up, but he couldn't get close to her for some reason. He pouted and took his seat next to Sherlock and Yuriko again. Alicetama took the bottle and spun it again, as it slowed, it was on the other side where PT, Abs. and then it stopped on him…He realized what he said two seconds ago.
"I can't." Conia shook his head, Shin unsheathed her dagger, and glared warningly at the man.
"If you come anywhere near Alice…I'll kill you." She said in a conversational tone, but grinned, then grabbed Alice and kissed her again. Alice just watched Conia. She may not have actually wanted to kiss him, but he was cute at least. Yuriko just laughed. It would be just a kiss…Even if it was Alice. She looked at Parkur and smiled at Sherlock3. She whispered to herself, "It couldn't happen…It won't." Parkur wrapped an arm around her. He knew exactly what Yuriko was thinking.
It was Abs. turn, he took the bottle and spun it. He excused himself pulling PT out of the room. He disappeared and didn't come back…Oddly enough the bottle landed on the empty space, though Abs. would have either had to re-spun it…or kissed himself. Conia took the bottle, he knew his luck…he knew how much luck he had, he looked over to the other side. "Come on, it has to land on her…" He read the bottle of Vermouth, read the alcoholic warning, he wasn't sure why, but he did. Maybe he thought it would make the torture end sooner. Maybe he thought she'd send messages to him through the empty bottle, he looked down again, asked for it to be a lucky spin, he closed his eyes, it was between xpon and Yuriko. "What's gonna happen now?" Conia asked, seeing Parkur pull Yuriko away from the bottle.
Abs. came back in the room excitedly. "Great, mom's gonna kiss dad!" PT followed in quietly, and went over to comfort Yuriko, whose mouth fell wide open.
"It landed on me, Parkur! I should kiss Conia!" She protested.
"Nope, you sat next to me, and the bottle is no where near you, beautiful."
"That's because you pulled me away from it! Parkur!" Yuriko whined. PT hugged her friend.
Conia stood there in shock, he wasn't sure what to do or say, there was no way spinning it would land on Yuriko with Parkur around. And if it did, Parkur still wouldn't allow it…He didn't want to appease this man and Conia whispered the word "Pass."
A voice Conia knew well sounded, Callid said right back, "You were the one that said you couldn't pass."
Conia slapped his head, remembering this truth. "Did I say that?" He asked shaking his head. He watched CarpetCrawler enter the house, and wondered when he got there, time seemed to be passing really fast. Officer Kaoko was there, courting Cheesus.
"Grampa!" She ran in and hugged Conia, then went to find her daddy. Yuriko tried to turn away, she didn't want to see her husband and xpon kiss. She made a face and squirmed. Someone joined in and sat next to them.
Callid tried to retract his statement when he realized who Conia was forced to kiss. "Shouldn't he be able to kiss his wife?" Nomemory smiled a little bit, "But it did land on xpon."
Yuriko hid her face, but could still see it, her eyes closed as xpon and Conia approached each other. Both faces looking with glares at one another. "Let's get this over with, bro." xpon sighed.
Conia agreed, and just blinked, he looked at Yuriko, who tried to avert her gaze, but Parkur had her facing them, to watch, even PT was covering her eyes. He hoped the stalking equipment was off. Cause this was going in the never remember again file. They both tried to find the position to start the kiss, it was very awkward for the both of them. Parkur pulled Yuriko's hands behind her back so she had to watch it. "This is torture." She protested, every time she tried to call out to him, Parkur would cover her mouth. The next time they played spin the bottle, she'd have to be tied up and gagged when Conia goes.
Parkur smiled to himself, he knew for next time, bring rope to tie up her hands. "Next time, Kleene and Akonyl are playing." He announced, Conia glared at Parkur.
"There won't be a next time." It was a death glare.
"Oh just shut up and kiss xpon, Conia!" Parkur snickered watching the two guys very awkwardly stare at each other.
"If I say no…" Conia asked, a bit worried, since he knew what would come next, and he longingly looked at his wife.
Parkur just smiled and pulled the struggling Yuriko closer to him, it was most likely a threat only, cause Parkur wouldn't do anything to her. He still had his hand over her mouth too. Conia watched the two of them, nothing he could do could stop this, and this was his own house. He blinked looking at xpon again. "Ok, lets get this over with…" He muttered.
xpon glared at Conia. "Its your fault for spinning the bottle…or both yours and Parkur's…" He too glared at Parkur, not caring he had a hostage.
"Let's just do this for her…please." He almost begged his friend xpon. He looked back again and closed his eyes, he'd hope they'd both forget this, just like they don't know how Abs. was even born.
After opening their eyes neither seemed to remember, but everyone seemed to be focused on the two of them. "Is Conia pregnant again." Abs. asked.
They looked at each other, it only lasted for a second. They both thought to themselves, and glared at one another. "See I did it." Conia announced. Though everyone just stared, and no one said why. Yuriko had seemed to fallen asleep, Conia went over to her and cuddled her close. xpon took the bottle and spun it, he kissed Citra, and they sat back down next to each other, grinning and giggling. , and neither seemed to mind at all.
Parkur gently nudged the sleeping blonde since it was her turn. "Yuriko, Yuriko, wake up, it's your turn…"
Conia glared, "Leave her sleep." He tried to look at his watch, but something kept him from doing so.
Her eyes opened, and she got up onto her knees. Took the Vermouth bottle and gave it a spin, from being tired it only spun a few times and the excited voice next to PhoenixTears spoke up. "Moms and PT!!" PhoenixTears got up and walked to Yuriko, the guys all cheered, except for Conia, this party was getting out of hand. And this was the last straw for this game.
"ALRIGHT, I THINK WE HAD ENOUGH!" He announced happily. Everyone looked at him,
"Are you serious?" Another person whined.
Conia raised his voice and pointed to the door. "Now!" He commanded to the whiny person.
"You are no fun…" Akonyl glared at him and took the Kleene's hand. "Where's our daughter?"
"Upstairs with Koihime…We can bring her home tomorrow." Yuriko and Kleene ascended the staircase. Kleene coming back down with Strip Rice asleep in her arms. Hugging Yuriko, "We'll call tomorrow. Its ashamed our night got ruined."
Another new comer, Kirbypepe called out for Hayley escorting her home. "I better get going anyways, Yuriko." They hugged tightly.
"Didn't you come in with PT?" Yuriko asked quickly.
"She lost her keys, or Abs…lost them, not quite sure…But Kirby will be taken me home anyways."
xpon hugged Conia tightly, "It was a fun party." He and Citra said good night to Conia and Yuriko and headed out.
Conia grumbled something to him, then hugged him. They both hugged Abs.
"See you later Moms, and Dads." He hugged Yuriko before he left to get the car.
PT hugged Yuriko. "I'll call you tomorrow, me, you and Hayls need to…"
"Shhh." Yuriko shushed her friend. "Not here, boys are about." The two shared a laugh, before she followed Abs out the door. "Can't wait for Conia's mafia…"
"If its anything like last time…" PT glared.
"Shh, that hasn't happened yet." Another giggle.
Conia wrapped his arm around her, he noticed the Commi-iz-here sign was erased, meaning she was gone from their house.
Yuriko kissed Parkur on the cheek and sent him on his way too. Sherls in toe, with a smile. Even though he protested, and had more booze in the car. Yuriko rolled her eyes and walked back to her husband. BK and RJ disappeared in another cloud of smoke.
Yuriko waved out the window as did Conia. "I think its bed time." She whispered, pointing to Callid and Nom asleep on the FI couch.
He nodded, and took her hand as they both laid in bed.
The next morning:
Conia woke up, with Yuriko sleeping soundly next to him. He started shaking her, thinking she had a fainting spell, but she woke up right away. "I loved how you fainted when I kissed xpon." He placed his own kiss on her lips.
"I didn't faint, I got tired." She yawned, cuddling up to him closer.
"But it was only 11 PM, you stay up much later." He whispered in disbelief.
"You ended up kissing him for two hours…" She blinked and yawned again.
"I don't even remember…"
"I guess we know how Abs. was thought of." Again she fell asleep.
That night:
She crept up behind him, he had Koihime on his lap writing the first phase change on his computer, he quickly closed the computer seeing his wife. "What's wrong?"
"Wasn't Jd- at the party?" She asked, looking a bit lost.
"Yeah, why?" He waited for her to be mean.
"He disappeared pretty early."
"He had business to take care of." He smirked.
…She said nothing, she decided to talk to him later with their daughter away from them…Meanwhile:
Kay and her friends...
2 hours non stop kiss....
i wonder why citra havent slap me.... 
