"Mafia Round 21," or, "Boom With A View!" (BO and Bomber win

[miikosan]

*sighs* oh well, guess I'll go with Dus today then.

[miakakiri]

This is Archi. Miaka asked me to tell you all that she is dead tired and is going to pass out right about now. She regrets that she will miss the phase change. She will return by morning, but is simply too exhausted to react to anything.

[xpon]

it is okay Archi & Miaka...

it just a game.....

[Dus]

Don't worry miaka, I don't think it matters at this point.

[Detective Tommy]

Don't worry miaka, I don't think it matters at this point.

Why aren't you defending yourself. :V

[Dus]

Fatalism?

[Detective Tommy]

[Dus]

[pofa]

End of Day 3

Spoiler: couldn't find just the theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atR8vxVBXPc&feature=related

High in the mountains of Canada at the close of the nineteenth century rode Abs. of the Mounties, lonely defender of justice and fair play. Handsome, brave, daring, and able: those were only a few of the words used to describe his horse. Abs., meanwhile, was hopelessly lost.

Spoiler: Abs.

Spoiler: Conia

Abs. Those service station maps are useless…can’t even fold the blasted things!
Conia: *shrug*

Meanwhile, a short distance away, CarpetCrawler was up to his favorite pastime: tying women to railroad tracks.

Spoiler: CarpetCrawler

He soon had unexpected company, however:

CarpetCrawler: A Mountie!
Abs. Correct, my good sir! Pardon me, but do you happen to know the way to the Royal Canadian Mountie Camp?
CarpetCrawler: Why yes I do. Here, could you give me a hand with this knot?
Abs.: Always willing to help a citizen in need!

And CarpetCrawler prepared to tie Abs.’s finger to the bundle of ropes on the tracks. However, Conia, who was by nature a less trusting individual than his partner, leaned over the tracks and bit through the ropes, exposing the face of the person tied underneath.

Abs.: Gasp! Why, that’s—
CarpetCrawler: A woman tied to the tracks! Yes, I admit it!
Abs.: Here, here, CarpetCrawler! You oughtn’t to do a thing like that! Going around tying defenseless women to railroad tracks. It’s not the Canadian way!
CarpetCrawler: Oh, hardly defenseless! I worked hard to get where I am right now!
Abs.: Nevertheless! We had better get this lady off the tracks before the 9:00 train comes in.
CarpetCrawler: You think I haven’t tried to stop tying?! I’m hooked! It’s a habit with me now! I swear to you, after I tie up this one last defenseless woman, I’m going to swear off!

And at that precise moment, what should come roaring down the tracks but the 9:00 express, bearing down directly on the four of them. But thanks to the valiant coaxing of Abs. and Conia, Whiplash calmed down enough to ensure that nobody was run over.

Lynch votes: N/A

Pleased with their day’s work, Abs. and Conia rode off down the railroad tracks toward the Mountie Camp. However, they had gone barely fifty feet before they once again came upon CarpetCrawler doing what he did best.

Abs.: Now see here! You said you were going to swear off!
CarpetCrawler: Just this one last time, honest! I swear it, so help me! Could you just put your finger in this knot?
Abs.: Well…if you think it will help you kick the habit.
CarpetCrawler: Oh, it will! It will!

So the valiant Abs. once again allowed himself to be tied to the person who was tied to the tracks, and not a moment before the 9:05 express was due to come in.

CarpetCrawler: Hahahaha! Sayonara, sucker!

Fortunately, Conia had once again anticipated this turn of events, and managed to drag Abs. and had bribed the conductor of the 9:05 to instead begin running at 9:07, thus giving Conia time to pull Abs. and the hostage off the tracks. Thus began a mad chase between Mountie and prey:

[insert relatively funny video clip that won’t upload because youtube is doing maintenance :V]

CarpetCrawler: Ha! Take that, Mounties! You’ll never stop me! You’ll ne—what’s that noise?

That noise was approaching peril, for CarpetCrawler had failed to realize that Conia’s bribe of the 9:05 conductor meant that the original 9:07 express, which should have been long gone by this time, had been backed up for two minutes and had left the station at 9:09.

CarpetCrawler: Oh, NO—

Spoiler: kapow

Abs.: Well, all’s well that ends well. However, I’m afraid I’m hopelessly turned around again.
Detective Tommy: Um…well…you could always follow the tracks.
miikosan: Don’t you have a map?
Yurikochan: What a cute horse! <3
Kleene: Canada is strange. O.o
Xcommando: Most people travel by train here.
Meme: … *gives Conia a carrot*
Dus; Well…good work, sir. ..;
Schillok: What does any of this have to do with anything?
Edo: At least it’s cooler here.
Kain: Maybe there are vampires in this forest.
Holmes: He’s in trouble then.
Rachzzzz: Hm…*thinking*
CTU: Did that guy just get run over by a train?
hopeless: I feel like this is a dream. ^^;;
miakakiri: *drinks tea*
Kirbypepe: If it’s a dream, I want to try flying.
breva: I’ve never dreamt about a Mountie before.
Parkur: I have.
CaseClosed: Ha! pofa, you almost forgot to include me again, didn’t you?!
blurfbreg: Glurg.
nomemory: Glack!
And as the travelers watched completely nonplussed, blurfbreg (Jirokichi) and nomemory (Araide) fell to the ground clawing at their throats, the victim of some mysterious Canadian poison.

Abs. Some people react that way to the air here.
Conia: *whispers to Abs.*
Abs. You know, you’re right. Too many defenseless women have been put in danger today. I’m afraid I’ll have to take Yurikochan into police custody for her own safety!

Abs. valiantly surrendered his horse to Yurikochan, and the three of them rode into the Canadian sunset. The rest of the travelers were left with nothing but scattered sheets of paper:

Spoiler: blurfbreg's will

In the case that my journey for Uncle Dewlap's inheritance is interrupted by a cessation of life, I give my gems to ALL of you. Joking 

Actually, I want you to catch the thieves on this bus. They have no sense of morality: stealing from his long-lost relatives even when he's going to get a piece of the inheritance. Shame on them. Hopefully the gem I planted will let me get in contact with someone who can help. Money on a bus doesn't get you any good help.

I am now in contact with a police officer since someone stole from Kleene. Is this thief trying to see if he/she can profit from  Kleene, or is the thief just trying to look for a specific person by going through their belongings? I hope that I find out soon.

Then I've learned that a lot more stealing has been happening than I thought. Having to bow down to get Lupin back is ironic, but I have no choice. But only when you go into the mindset of the person can you catch them. So a certain thief is randomly killing someone and hoping to find certain characteristics to murder (and is taking out the town too quickly). Too bad I can't find him now and my spirit shall be tormented unless these thieves are caught.

I hope that those whom I told my role would be investigated if I were to die by poison. They are miikosan, DT, Yuriko, CTU, and my police officer friend (whom I never actually told about my vast fortunes and stupendous adventures).

For the person who catches the thief (or all of the thieves), you will receive $1,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars as of today. The residual will be equally split among my two beloved nieces, Suzuki Sonoko, who have accompanied me in my many attempts to trap that insolent boy and Ayako Suzuki, and the owner of the Suzuki Corporation, my dear and faithful brother.

Spoiler: nomemory's will

First patient: Noting out of the ordinary, might want to cut down on the rice though.
Second patient: Haven't been examined yet, but when we talked the birdflu came up so I better be careful.

Start of Night 4

[Detective Tommy]

I know miikosan is BO now, btw. Cause everyone else in blurfbreg's alliance is cleared.
She said she knew I was a "child" and most likely didn't poison me yet because they're unclear as to which child, since I've been lying about my ability. Or they're trying to put suspicion on me...

I think we can conclude that Vermouth-->Eri, either that or whoever used VoR is not really thinking atm...
I'm a kid, btw. If that helps anyone trust me more. This was proven, btw. Observe can't be... deceived.

Also, I'm not stupid enough to come out as a kid, I'm doing it as a last resort to try and get some decent alliances or help....

Top BO suspects: Dus, hopelessidiot, Kleene Onigiri, miikosan.


The reason Dus didn't argue is probably because he knew he wasn't going to die.

[Akonyl]

I'm a kid, btw. If that helps anyone trust me more. This was proven, btw. Observe can't be... deceived.

unless you're Anokata :V

[Vylash]

I say we lynch kain for teh lawlz :V

[xpon]

i didnt appear on the story?

not a single line to spoke?

[Kleene Onigiri]

Wait, why am I a suspect? And why was the lynching hindered? D: And how did those people die?! :V
Stop telling your roles! >.<

and DT... it's suspicious that you knew all those people that got APTXed...
And obviously, Anokata can be observed as a Child. And you told me a role where you're not a child!
So, depending on what observation results there would be, you pretend to be that role, anokata-san?

[miikosan]

Since when did I tell you I know you were a child? As far as I've known I've never even contacted you.

And how would I know you're not BO either?