End of Night 1
When we last left our heroes, they were in considerable distress. Their bus, which unbeknownst to them was loaded with TNT, was being driven by a straw dummy and there seemed to be no way to stop it. Inside the bus, the mood was grim.
Meme: …$@#%.
blurfbreg: No, I can’t die here!
Detective Tommy: Hang on, guys! We can make it!
Dus: *passes around a hip flask*
Xcommando: *tries to cut a hole in the window*
Paix: OMGOMGOMGOMG
Rach: Nooooooooooo!
shihokudo: *squeezes eyes shut*
miikosan: Isn’t there an emergency exit??
nomemory: *insert distressed onion*
breva: Why are there no seatbelts on buses? :'(
Kleene: T_T Is this how it ends?
Cheesus: My plushies will protect me!
Kirbypepe: Give some to me!
CaseClosed101: Doesn’t anybody have a cell phone?!
PhoenixTears: Well, we’re screwed.
Edo: Kaaaaaaaain!!
Kain: DX *grabs Edo*
hopelessidiot: Quit saying that!
Schillok: How did we not notice this when we got on the bus??
CTU: Where is my coffee creamer?
Yurikochan: Conia….T_T
Mystery_Angel: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!
Commi-Ninja: *clings to ceiling*
bluekaitou: *clings to Commi*
Holmes: *clings to BK*
Akonyl: There’s no more room to cling! D:
miakakiri: Somebody help us!
Parkur: Dammit xpon, I know this is your fault!
And he was correct, for a little ways ahead of the speeding bus, the sinister shadowy figure with whom we’ve become acquainted was hard at work setting a bomb in the road directly in the bus’s path. A closer look reveals that the shadowy figure is in reality none other than xpon, being helped in his evil endeavors by his partner in crime Sherlock3.
xpon: How come are you here, darling?
Sherlock3: Why else? I come to make sure you don’t get all the credit. Why are we blowing up bus?
xpon: Because is owners of mine on bus
Sherlock3: You have orders from Central Control?
xpon: Why? You think I cannot make plans on my own? You think I am just stooge for Central Control?
Sherlock: No, darling, of course not.
xpon: Well you would be right! I AM stooge for Central Control! *pulls out phone*
xpon: Hello…hello…this is Fearless Leader?
Eve: Of course it is Fearless Leader, you nincompoop! What is it you want?
xpon: Reporting on success of mission: blow up bus on way to Mt. Flatten sir!
Eve: Blow it up? No, you fool! We have secret undercover operatives on bus!
xpon: *insert distressed onion*
Sherlock3: What is it, darling?
xpon: I have to save bus!
Sherlock3: But how?
Meanwhile our heroes inside the bus were working on a plan. Out of all of them, Prof was small enough to crawl underneath the legs of the seated dummy and begin cutting the rope that held its foot to the gas pedal. Meanwhile pofa grabbed the steering wheel over the dummy’s hands.
Prof: I’ve almost got it; I’m going to start applying the brake now!
pofa: Hang on, there’s something in the road ahead of us!
Prof: There! We’re slowing down!
pofa: It’s no good! Whatever it is, we’re going to hit it!
Suddenly in desperation xpon threw himself onto the road, right into the path of the oncoming bus. He grabbed the bomb and rolled away just as the bus roared past. With Prof applying the brakes, the bus soon slowed to a stop.
Prof: That’s it! We made it!
Nobody died!
pofa: I wonder who it was that saved us? We ought to thank him.
Sherlock3: You did it, darling!
xpon: Heh-heh, yes. I have saved the bus. Now we can--*sees bomb in hand* Oh no—
Will xpon and Sherlock3 be killed in the explosion? How will our heroes find the way to Mt. Flatten? Find out next time on, “End of Day 1, or, “Out of Sight, Out of Mine!â€