Long long time ago, there was a riceball... wait, wrong story.
Meanwhile, in the storage.
"Graaaaawwbear! Graaaawwbear! Where are you?" Striprice was still looking for her Teddy. The cook, who is totally awesome and no one got it, goes into the storage.
Cook: "What's wrong little girl? Are you lost?"
Striprice: "I lost my Teddy bear, her name is Grawwbear! Please help me find her! The others were totally useless!"
Cook: "Oh, that teddy bear. I used it as a indigent for the last BBQ"
Striprice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Meanwhile on the deck.
Jack: "Huh? Did you hear that?"
Captain Kleene Onigiri: "My spider senses are tingling!" *.*
Jack: "Your what?" *makes a confused face*
Kleene: "Never mind, it's a mother thing. Anyway, it's time to duel! Er, I mean it's time for the next lynching victim! Sooo~ Let's ask the passengers who they like to see dead. Let's start with Dus."
Dus, smoking a cigarette and being totally awesome, with his long black coat and his black hat and his long silver hair: "I'd like to see a lot of people dead." He smirks.
Kleene: "Uh, well, and who would you like to see dead today?"
Dus: "well, if I have to choose, then I'd say it should be KainTheVampire."
KainTheVampire: "Lynch Dus! He has to die!"
Kleene: "All right! All right! Well, Commi-ninja, who is lurking in the shadow, what do you think"
Commi-ninja: "Well, I'd say we should lynch Argh blergh!"
Kleene: "Argh blergh? I don't remember inviting anyone with that nam-- Whoa!" Commi-ninja(Asami) is coughing a lot of blood, holding her chest tightly and collapses. With her last strength, she gives Captain Kleene Onigiri a shuriken with a small paper attached to it (DON'T throw shurikens at the captain!)
Commi-ninjas note:
Spoiler:
Commi:
Night 1:
So there I was, minding my own business, playing with a laser pointer, when all of a sudden, a bird got distracted by it. She flew too close and followed the laser right into a wall. Poor bird.
Night 2:
There was a detective running across the deck of the ship, and I thought it would be funny to trip him up a bit. Unfortunately, he fell and hit his head. Hard. I didn’t stick around to find out whether he had a concussion.
Night 3:
There was this girl whining over some guy’s dead body and I wanted to distract her, so I threw a bucket of water at her. It seemed to do the trick. Of course, then she was chasing me across the deck, so maybe it wasn’t such a good idea.
What I have learned from my time on this ship: birds are nice, if a bit ADD, and I probably shouldn’t be tripping people. Also, not too fond of bloodsuckers. I never did find my little brother, either....
Kleene: "Oh dear, Commi-ninja was poisoned Poor girl. Anyway, let's ask someone else then. Abs.? ..."
Abs. spins around in circles... again...
Kleene: "Never mind him... Well then, what do you think, Sakina? Sakina? SAAAAKIIINAAAA?"
Sakina looks at the Captain, but isn't interested.
Kleene: "Duh, then not. Well, we still have other people to ask. So, meme, what about you?"
Meme looks into the sky and looks at the pretty clouds~
Kleen: "Stop ignoring me! Hmpf. Well, shin_ichi01, what would you suggest?"
Shin_ichi01: "Yes! Yes! I'd say we BLERGHARGHBLEH!"
Kleene: "What, again?" everyone is shocked. Shin_ichi01(Kobayashi) collapses and scratches the floor because of the pain. No on can help her, and after a while she stops moving....
Kleene: "Damn! Not gain! But look, Shin_ichi scratches something into the floor. Hey! Don't damage the ship!"
Scratchings on the floor by shin_ichi01:
Spoiler:
Sherlock3. That is all.
Kleene: "Long will is long. Well then, we actually wanted to lynch someone. There shouldn't be any mor--"
Edogawa4868: "Blergh! How... how did yo... NO!" Edogawa4869(Akemi) screams and collapses. He's wringing around, but even with all that pain, he's staring at a certain person and whispers something, but no one understood what.
Dus smirks and laughs.
Kleene: "Uh, well. Not three people were poisoned. So, the lynching shouldn't be distur--" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kleene: "Damn..."
KainTheVampire is shaking and holding a knife in her hand.
KainTheVampire: "You! You killed my darling! How.... how could you! To your own member! You monsters!" Tears are rolling down her cheek. She's shaking and trembling. People try to calm her down, but she won't listen. People try to stop KainTheVampire(Eisuke), but with one strike she cuts her own throat... she's choking and bleeds to death...
Still, she said some last words: "I.... love... you..........too...."
Everyone was silent and shocked... KainTheVampire suicided? But the silence was broken by someone.
Dus: "HAHAHAHAA! That's what you all deserve!"
Kleene: "... this is troublesome... anyway, what do the others thing? Who should we lynch?"
Everyone else that wasn't mentioned yet: "DUS! DUS! DUS!"
Kleene: "Well then, Dus. Seems like it's unavoidable. But you seem to have expected it?"
Dus: "Hmpf. Yes, it was pretty obvious they want to lynch me. Since I'm pretty dangerous"
Kleene: "Good, then to the plank with you!" Kleene pulls out a sword and pushes Dus to the plank."
Dus on the plank: "Well, I don't have a last wish?"
Kleene: "Hmmm.. alright, you'll get one. What do you wish? Besides not getting killed of course."
Dus: "My last smoke." Dus pulls out a cigarette and smokes it.
After some minutes, Kleene becomes impatient.
Kleene: "Hurry up!"
Dus:; "Yes, yes, let me enjoy my la--" Dus(Gin) starts coughing and looses his balance, making him fall into the sea where Harry welcomes him.
Kleene: "See? Smoking kills..."
Votes:
Spoiler:
03: Paix672: Dus
04: PhoenixTears: Dus
05: Commi-Ninja: -
06: Akonyl: Dus
07: Holmes: Dus
09: Edogawa4869: -
10: KainTheVampire: Dus
11: Yurikochan: Dus
12: meme: -
14: Abs.: -
15: Parkur: Dus
16: Schillok: Dus
18: nomemory : Dus
19: Sherlock3: Dus
20: shin_ichi01: -
22: Detective Tommy: Dus
23: Sakina: -
24: Dus: Kain
Dus: 11
Kain:1
Night 4 begins
Keyhole drawn by Yuri Iwamoto <3
Spoiler: Secret Santa gift from Commi-Ninja <3
A Black Organization Christmas Carol (need to fix the link)