Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Kaval: relax, i was joking
*tries to stand up again*
Kaval: we all know she loved you
*stands up and wipes tears*
Kaval: that's why she's married to someone else, because she has so...*snicker* so much love for you...*snicker* that one person can't contain it, *snicker*
Kaval, if you don't shut up right now, I swear, I will have Prof decommission you!
Parkur, don't listen to him. So what if she's married to someone else? Haven't you heard of polygamy?
Yugi Moto wrote:Oh, shipping is where you take two characters from a T.V. show, who aren't romantically involved in any shape or form, and then you force them to become a lesbian couple by drawing vivid and gratuitous fan art of them for about six months, before you move on to some other show. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Parkur is in need of a new love obviously will Prof do?
Who the heck is Kaval?
Shut it, you.
I think he's the Parkur clone that Prof made for him...
wut?
........ Prof? why prof?
@ parkur, what? she's married to who .... I'm so confused?
A fake marriage IRL, if I understand correctly...
Yugi Moto wrote:Oh, shipping is where you take two characters from a T.V. show, who aren't romantically involved in any shape or form, and then you force them to become a lesbian couple by drawing vivid and gratuitous fan art of them for about six months, before you move on to some other show. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Kaval: relax, i was joking
*tries to stand up again*
Kaval: we all know she loved you
*stands up and wipes tears*
Kaval: that's why she's married to someone else, because she has so...*snicker* so much love for you...*snicker* that one person can't contain it, *snicker*
Kaval, if you don't shut up right now, I swear, I will have Prof decommission you!
Parkur, don't listen to him. So what if she's married to someone else? Haven't you heard of polygamy?
*sniff* no
Kaval: it's where one person and only one person loves you forever...oh wait...that's marriage...how'd that proposal to azu go btw?
Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Kaval: relax, i was joking
*tries to stand up again*
Kaval: we all know she loved you
*stands up and wipes tears*
Kaval: that's why she's married to someone else, because she has so...*snicker* so much love for you...*snicker* that one person can't contain it, *snicker*
Kaval, if you don't shut up right now, I swear, I will have Prof decommission you!
Parkur, don't listen to him. So what if she's married to someone else? Haven't you heard of polygamy?
*sniff* no
Kaval: it's where one person and only one person loves you forever...oh wait...that's marriage...how'd that proposal to azu go btw?
That's IT, KAVAL!! *tears head off* Take that! *thinks for a second, then smashes head* What? You never know when Sasori could have something to do with it...
Polygamy is marriage to more than one person...
Yugi Moto wrote:Oh, shipping is where you take two characters from a T.V. show, who aren't romantically involved in any shape or form, and then you force them to become a lesbian couple by drawing vivid and gratuitous fan art of them for about six months, before you move on to some other show. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Kaval: relax, i was joking
*tries to stand up again*
Kaval: we all know she loved you
*stands up and wipes tears*
Kaval: that's why she's married to someone else, because she has so...*snicker* so much love for you...*snicker* that one person can't contain it, *snicker*
Kaval, if you don't shut up right now, I swear, I will have Prof decommission you!
Parkur, don't listen to him. So what if she's married to someone else? Haven't you heard of polygamy?
*sniff* no
Kaval: it's where one person and only one person loves you forever...oh wait...that's marriage...how'd that proposal to azu go btw?
That's IT, KAVAL!! *tears head off* Take that! *thinks for a second, then smashes head* What? You never know when Sasori could have something to do with it...
Polygamy is marriage to more than one person...
*sniff* too creepy...no way...and where'd kaval go?
Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Kaval: relax, i was joking
*tries to stand up again*
Kaval: we all know she loved you
*stands up and wipes tears*
Kaval: that's why she's married to someone else, because she has so...*snicker* so much love for you...*snicker* that one person can't contain it, *snicker*
Kaval, if you don't shut up right now, I swear, I will have Prof decommission you!
Parkur, don't listen to him. So what if she's married to someone else? Haven't you heard of polygamy?
*sniff* no
Kaval: it's where one person and only one person loves you forever...oh wait...that's marriage...how'd that proposal to azu go btw?
That's IT, KAVAL!! *tears head off* Take that! *thinks for a second, then smashes head* What? You never know when Sasori could have something to do with it...
Polygamy is marriage to more than one person...
*sniff* too creepy...no way...and where'd kaval go?
He's been... taken care of for the moment... Well, do you know why she doesn't want to marry you?
Yugi Moto wrote:Oh, shipping is where you take two characters from a T.V. show, who aren't romantically involved in any shape or form, and then you force them to become a lesbian couple by drawing vivid and gratuitous fan art of them for about six months, before you move on to some other show. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Kaval: relax, i was joking
*tries to stand up again*
Kaval: we all know she loved you
*stands up and wipes tears*
Kaval: that's why she's married to someone else, because she has so...*snicker* so much love for you...*snicker* that one person can't contain it, *snicker*
Kaval, if you don't shut up right now, I swear, I will have Prof decommission you!
Parkur, don't listen to him. So what if she's married to someone else? Haven't you heard of polygamy?
*sniff* no
Kaval: it's where one person and only one person loves you forever...oh wait...that's marriage...how'd that proposal to azu go btw?
That's IT, KAVAL!! *tears head off* Take that! *thinks for a second, then smashes head* What? You never know when Sasori could have something to do with it...
Polygamy is marriage to more than one person...
*sniff* too creepy...no way...and where'd kaval go?
He's been... taken care of for the moment... Well, do you know why she doesn't want to marry you?
Parkur wrote:
Kaval: *pats* it's okay it's okay, come on, stand up
*stands up*
Kaval: we all know she never fully loved you anyway
...
Kaval! D: *slaps Kaval*
Come on, Parkur... Stand up and let's talk about this...
Kaval: relax, i was joking
*tries to stand up again*
Kaval: we all know she loved you
*stands up and wipes tears*
Kaval: that's why she's married to someone else, because she has so...*snicker* so much love for you...*snicker* that one person can't contain it, *snicker*
Kaval, if you don't shut up right now, I swear, I will have Prof decommission you!
Parkur, don't listen to him. So what if she's married to someone else? Haven't you heard of polygamy?
*sniff* no
Kaval: it's where one person and only one person loves you forever...oh wait...that's marriage...how'd that proposal to azu go btw?
That's IT, KAVAL!! *tears head off* Take that! *thinks for a second, then smashes head* What? You never know when Sasori could have something to do with it...
Polygamy is marriage to more than one person...
*sniff* too creepy...no way...and where'd kaval go?
He's been... taken care of for the moment... Well, do you know why she doesn't want to marry you?
<- shrugs and eats beef jerky
Maybe she thinks that the love is enough. Maybe she thinks that the marriage is superfluous...
Yugi Moto wrote:Oh, shipping is where you take two characters from a T.V. show, who aren't romantically involved in any shape or form, and then you force them to become a lesbian couple by drawing vivid and gratuitous fan art of them for about six months, before you move on to some other show. Lather, rinse, repeat.
He's upset because.... *covers Parkur's ears and eyes* Because Azu-chan won't marry him...
Yugi Moto wrote:Oh, shipping is where you take two characters from a T.V. show, who aren't romantically involved in any shape or form, and then you force them to become a lesbian couple by drawing vivid and gratuitous fan art of them for about six months, before you move on to some other show. Lather, rinse, repeat.
will Prof do?
Well, do you know why she doesn't want to marry you? 
