DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[Shin101]

For most of us anyway.

What do you mean by that?

Well, as with all organizations, there are some members who prefer not to cooperate.

Ohhhh... bluekaitou's one of them?

[PT]

For most of us anyway.

What do you mean by that?

Well, as with all organizations, there are some members who prefer not to cooperate.

Ohhhh... bluekaitou's one of them?

So far he doesn't seem to be (other than the xp-hoenix thing). But that may change. We'll see.

[Shin101]

I smell a schism.

[Shin101]

"French fry?" Kleene offered. She held out her plate.

"Thanks." Phoenix took a fry. The harem meeting had just ended, and she and Kleene were at a diner near the JDC West HQ. "I'm starving. Akonyl wanted me to help him with the paperwork during lunch, so I barely had time to eat." She popped the fry into her mouth.

Kleene pursed her lips. "Yes" she said. "Where is your shadow this afternoon, anyway?"

"Oh come on" Phoenix chided. "I know Akonyl's been tagging along a lot. But that doesn't mean we're not doing anything wrong, so there's no reason to be jealous."

"Hmmmm" Kleene didn't look convinced. "That's not how it looks to me. It seems like you're already more than just good friends."

Phoenix was a little surprised. Kleene really sounded suspicious for some reason. Did she find out? "Well, anyway, I don't know where he is right now," she replied. "He said he had something to do with Jd- today." She cleared her throat. "Look, Kleene. I know we're spending too much time together but--"

"Heads up" Kleene was staring over Phoenix's head, not seeming to have heard what she was saying. "mangaluva sighting, ten o'clock."

Phoenix glanced over her shoulder. mangaluva had just walked into the diner, her cell phone pressed to her ear and an irritated scowl on her face.

"Yikes" Phoenix whispered, sliding down on her seat. "She doesn't look happy."

Kleene grabbed the menu and shielded her face with it. She peeked around at Phoenix. "Right," she whispered back. "And an unhappy mangaluva is a mangaluva to be avoided."

"Shut up and listen to me, xpon!" mangaluva shouted into her phone, earning stares from the other costumers. "I don't care how far behind you are in English class. You need to learn proper spelling and grammar today. And while you're at it, go buy some books of your own and read, now! And oh, one more thing, be sure to dispose of that incompetent English translator of yours..."

Kleene leaned across the table, still hidden by the menu. "Let's see xpon get out of that." she snickered.

[Tanner-kun]

was that volume 7? and no landmines or grenades in this one.

[Eve]

Kleene leaned across the table, still hidden by the menu. "Let's see xpon get out of that." she snickered.

with PT's help~

was that volume 7? and no landmines or grenades in this one.

The xpon landmine has been planted

[Akonyl]

"Oh come on" Phoenix chided. "I know Akonyl's been tagging along a lot. But that doesn't mean we're not doing anything wrong, so there's no reason to be jealous."

"Hmmmm" Kleene didn't look convinced. "That's not how it looks to me. It seems like you're already more than just good friends."

I'm pretty sure that exchange should be "But that doesn't mean we're doing anything wrong", because otherwise PT's saying "yeah we could totally be doing stuff behind your back" and kleene doesn't believe it, even though she does :V

[PT]

*hides from Kleene's wrath*

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Kleene leaned across the table, still hidden by the menu. "Let's see xpon get out of that." she snickered.

with PT's help~

*stabs Eve*

[Eve]

*hides from Kleene's wrath*

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Kleene leaned across the table, still hidden by the menu. "Let's see xpon get out of that." she snickered.

with PT's help~

*stabs Eve*

*Runs*

[Tanner-kun]

was that volume 7? and no landmines or grenades in this one.

The xpon landmine has been planted

oh sorry do you mean the landmine to kill xpon, or planted by xpon? i get confused easily.

[Eve]

was that volume 7? and no landmines or grenades in this one.

The xpon landmine has been planted
oh sorry do you mean the landmine to kill xpon, or planted by xpon? i get confused easily.

the xp-hoenix landmine *runs*

[Kleene Onigiri]

*hides from Kleene's wrath*

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Kleene leaned across the table, still hidden by the menu. "Let's see xpon get out of that." she snickered.

with PT's help~

*stabs Eve*

[PT]

[Akonyl]

*soothes*

now now, you should know that shin_ichi's just trying to incite violence. Don't let her win!

[Kleene Onigiri]

*soothes*

now now, you should know that shin_ichi's just trying to incite violence. Don't let her win!

Hm.... alright

Will I get cake?