DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[Tanner-kun]

Hey Parkur since we seem to have the same goals of world domination do you think we could work together? also a secrets so dont say anything.

[PT]

My brother will probably say "Leave Japan out of this."

Like I would pay attention to him anyway. I'm not part of his silly JDC, so I don't have to follow his rules.

But if he gets in my way...

[Abs.]

My brother will probably say "Leave Japan out of this."

Like I would pay attention to him anyway. I'm not part of his silly JDC, so I don't have to follow his rules.

But if he gets in my way...

Hold up hold up

He's part of the harem so

Like, I think it's cool    Also: Makonoko

[Shin101]

Is he that weak, he agreed to obey a mere Phoenix?

[PT]

My brother will probably say "Leave Japan out of this."

Like I would pay attention to him anyway. I'm not part of his silly JDC, so I don't have to follow his rules.

But if he gets in my way...

Hold up hold up

He's part of the harem so

Like, I think it's cool    Also: Makonoko

Maybe. As long as he cooperates. Or just doesn't try to stop me. Makonoko, huh? What's that t do with anything, Mr. Random?

Is he that weak, he agreed to obey a mere Phoenix?

He hasn't agreed to anything. He will though. And psssh. "Mere" Phoenix? Should I be offended?

[Shin101]

Yes, you should.

[PT]

Yes, you should.

I see. Well, I'm not.

[Shin101]

Why?

[PT]

*shrug* I don't see any reason to be. Coming from someone else (like, for example, Commi), I might be offended, but I barely know you.

That's my nice way of saying your opinion of me doesn't matter much to me right now, fyi.

[Akonyl]

besides, you have to work harder to offend the phoenix

you have to say stuff like

hey phoenix, you know what? Your harem's stupid. Super stupid.

yeah I bet she's gonna kill herself now.

[Shin101]

*shrug* I don't see any reason to be. Coming from someone else (like, for example, Commi), I might be offended, but I barely know you.

That's my nice way of saying your opinion of me doesn't matter much to me right now, fyi.

I see. At least I got some reaction out of you.

besides, you have to work harder to offend the phoenix

you have to say stuff like

hey phoenix, you know what? Your harem's stupid. Super stupid.

yeah I bet she's gonna kill herself now.

Why would I say that? I'm a part of the harem.

[PT]

Yep, I find that offensive, Ako-chan. How dare you. *suicides*

[Akonyl]

besides, you have to work harder to offend the phoenix

you have to say stuff like

hey phoenix, you know what? Your harem's stupid. Super stupid.

yeah I bet she's gonna kill herself now.

Why would I say that? I'm a part of the harem.

well I mean, so am I.

But I can still insult it if that's what is required to offend the phoenix.

Yep, I find that offensive, Ako-chan. How dare you. *suicides*

and see? It worked brilliantly.

[PT]

Yep, I find that offensive, Ako-chan. How dare you. *suicides*

and see? It worked brilliantly.

And why are we out to make me suicide, anyway?

Though if, say, Conia had called the harem stupid, then I wouldn't have been affected. Cause I know that's what he thinks. (Well, "living a nightmare" and all that.) But you, Ako-chan. You're one of us!

[Shin101]

This is suspicious.


You two are secret lovers, aren't you?