PhoenixTears wrote:Well, obviously you are, since there isn't any 'I spilled my bowl of cereal on my keyboard earlier' story in the bad stories thread. I, however, probably wouldn't be so lucky.
Hmm, well, that word alone is enough to make me never go near Trix again.
You'll realize the errors of your ways someday. On your deathbed, someone will offer you some trix, you'll eat them, and your last words will be "if only I'd started eating trix again sooner..."
Highly unlikely. I don't think I want my last meal to be a bowl of "fruitilicious swirls" crap.
don't let words get in the way of something beautiful, phoenix.
Either he's so old that the last time he ate trix was back when they were originally shapeless, or he's so young that he never ate them while they still were shapes.
Akonyl wrote:
I just realized tomorrow (now today) is a holiday. WOOOO
This is not a happy story. Means the store will be busy tomorrow/later today/whatever. And it will lead to idiotic comments like "I can't believe you guys are open on Labor Day!" and me following that up with a raised eyebrow and blank stare, thinking "We're open because people like you are shopping, moron!"
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
Akonyl wrote:
I just realized tomorrow (now today) is a holiday. WOOOO
This is not a happy story. Means the store will be busy tomorrow/later today/whatever. And it will lead to idiotic comments like "I can't believe you guys are open on Labor Day!" and me following that up with a raised eyebrow and blank stare, thinking "We're open because people like you are shopping, moron!"
Means the store will be busy tomorrow/later today/whatever. And it will lead to idiotic comments like "I can't believe you guys are open on Labor Day!" and me following that up with a raised eyebrow and blank stare, thinking "We're open because people like you are shopping, moron!"
