Mafia Round 13 - Unlucky Days in Akonyland (BO wins on Day 1

[Akonyl]

As the bullet's about to be fired, a voice of reason shouts out from the group.

Eri: "Wait!"
Jailor: "G-- wait, what?"
Eri: "This is stupid! This whole thing is stupid! And you know what? You're stupid!"
Jailor: "Psh, you act as if that's a good insu--"
Eri: "And your gun is stupid too!"
Jailor: "Wh... what?!?! I... I can't believe this. I really can't. Here I was, all pumped to kill you, and now... and now... I... I... ARGH!"

The Jailor gets so mad that it's almost like steam is coming from his head. In reality though, that's just the machine behind him, getting closer to its critical mass of doom. As the group is looking at him, they hear the sound of clanking metal nearby. It seems somebody has dropped a pair of handcuffs.

Jailor: "Wahaha! It looks like someone's still trying to arrest the ne'er-do-wells, but being unsuccessful! I bet they won't be able to do any pesky arrestings or investigatings for a while! I don't even know if you'll all be alive for that long, ahahaha!"
Eri: "Give it up, Jailor! We'll put an end to you! After we take care of ourselves!"
Jailor: "I doubt that, look at you, you can't even arrest yourselves correctly. And really... WHY WON'T THIS MACHINE JUST WORK, ALREADY?!"

The Jailor kicks the machine, and a great bright light shoots out from the machine, blinding the entire group. Argh, your eyes! Now how will you know who murders who?! And why won't this day just end?!

You're so, so hungry.

NIGHT 11 BEGINS

(Also, a fun note. 21 phases have officially passed, and only 22 people have been removed from the game, 20 dead and 2 in jail. When you consider how many APTXes were used... my god, you all are the masters at stalling things. :V)

[Eve]

Save me, Eve.

.... O.o no worries!
Parkur, stop this instant ! LOL

[Detective Tommy]

WHAT THE HELL?

[Akonyl]

WHAT THE HELL?

:V

[xpon]

yeah... baka police!!!!!!  baka protector  baka eri!

[Commi-Ninja]

Well.

That certainly was interesting.

I think I know all I need to now....

[Grawwbear]

GRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Detective Tommy]

Town should just forfeit.

[Commi-Ninja]

Town should just forfeit.

What fun would that be?

[CTU]

WTF!?...how much longer will this go on for?

[Akonyl]

WTF!?...how much longer will this go on for?

we should be done by the end of the month.

[Yurikochan]

Ako-chan secretly wants to get this to page 500. See HE'S BO! wait so am I...

[Detective Tommy]

Town should just forfeit.

What fun would that be?

Well, I don't see any hope for the town.

[xpon]

we will hit 500

even if this over.. we still talk the after game end

[Detective Tommy]

Commi-Ninja, since you're one of the only alive people and still here.
Care to give an update?