First you're attacking me in my sleep, now you're poisoning me?!
You're supposed to be my sister...
Well, I mean, you put me in charge of the torture chamber - and no, I'm not complaining about that; I quite enjoy torturing people - but there's nobody in there right now. And I need to get my fix somewhere... and you're closest...
Any volunteers to be tortured in Commi's place?
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
Khinkhun wrote:
I took some time off and xpon became Community Villain??? NOT PERVERT???
he wanted the title so that he could fight me for kleene (as a community hero, I was too strong otherwise), but then he backed down because apparently he just wanted to get me to perform an admission of love or some other weird reason.
our fight is not end yet!
pretty sure you said you gave up somewhere.
i'm collecting subordinates, weapon, and stamina to fight you!.
and guess what..
kleene promise me to gave her "almost nude" picture if i can defeat you!
xpon is so cute...
Even Ayumi~chan and Sera~chan love to hug him.....
First you're attacking me in my sleep, now you're poisoning me?!
You're supposed to be my sister...
Well, I mean, you put me in charge of the torture chamber - and no, I'm not complaining about that; I quite enjoy torturing people - but there's nobody in there right now. And I need to get my fix somewhere... and you're closest...
Any volunteers to be tortured in Commi's place?
You're actually asking for volunteers? Don't you usually just kidnap someone?
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I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
First you're attacking me in my sleep, now you're poisoning me?!
You're supposed to be my sister...
Well, I mean, you put me in charge of the torture chamber - and no, I'm not complaining about that; I quite enjoy torturing people - but there's nobody in there right now. And I need to get my fix somewhere... and you're closest...
Any volunteers to be tortured in Commi's place?
You're actually asking for volunteers? Don't you usually just kidnap someone?
I'm feeling kinda lazy right now.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
Commi-Ninja: "Well, we could always, like, kill Sebolains, for real this time."
delsie29: "Sounds like a plan!"
KainTheVampire: "We'll get the killer!"
Rohoph: "Y-yeah..."
The group mobs Sebolains, pummeling him with their shoes, for lack of other instruments. Unfortunately, their shoes don't seem to do a whole lot of good, leaving Sebolains lying on the floor, bloody, but very much alive.
Sebolains: "Heh... who thought it'd turn out this way? Well, if you punks can't finish the job, I guess I'll close the curtain myself..."
Sebolains pulls a revolver from his pocket, puts it under his chin and fires, ending the life of Sebolains(Calvados) in a gruesome, yet familiar way. The Mayor picks up the revolver and opens the chamber.
Mayor: "...4 bullets left... he's only killed one person before now. So, this wasn't the guy... But anyway! We can't spend all day sitting here, we killed one of them and that's good enough for now, we really must be going!"
Commi-Ninja: "Waaaaaaaaaaait a second. Why are we doing this anyway? Why can't we just go home? We haven't eaten in two days, now!"
Mayor: "Well, you see..."
The Mayor takes a deep breath. The group falls asleep.
Mayor: "To keep the story simple, we're currently in the castle of The Original, the one we have been created in the image of. Not just body, but mind, in a machine that continues to make more, in the depths of the castle. Years ago, The Original was in a fierce battle with the Bee Swarms, in a war we know not the reason for. We do know, however, that he devised a weapon of great destruction, that would be capable of destroying every bee in the world, causing the two sides to reach an uneasy armistice. He would never have used it though, he knew that the Swarms were necessary for the planet. But The Jailor... he is new, he knows not what he does! He has become driven mad by the bees, and seeks to use the weapon to destroy them all, and has killed The Officer and attempted to kill me in the process! We must hurry, to the tower!"
The group snaps out of their sleep.
Rohoph: "Mmmh... did you say something?"
Mayor: "If we don't stop him, the world is doomed!"
KainTheVampire: "Doomed?"
Mayor: "DOOMED!"
Commi-Ninja: "Doomed?"
Mayor: "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEDDD!!!!"
As The Mayor flails his arms wildly and runs up the stairs, heavy cloud cover appears outside, cutting off all the light in the castle. It's almost so dark that...
First you're attacking me in my sleep, now you're poisoning me?!
You're supposed to be my sister...
Well, I mean, you put me in charge of the torture chamber - and no, I'm not complaining about that; I quite enjoy torturing people - but there's nobody in there right now. And I need to get my fix somewhere... and you're closest...
Any volunteers to be tortured in Commi's place?
You're actually asking for volunteers? Don't you usually just kidnap someone?