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We still talking about Haibara...wait...Haibara....Haibara...Hai..ba..ra..show?
........Oh cra--...*Runs out of the thread*
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The Faces of Evil
Trying to start a club about magical ponies!
....What's that suppose to mean? I'm not procrastinating, I'm actually working on it now. Really......*begins to time like a mad man in fear that Khink will kill him*
The Faces of Evil
Trying to start a club about magical ponies!
....What's that suppose to mean? I'm not procrastinating, I'm actually working on it now. Really......*begins to time like a mad man in fear that Khink will kill him*
LOL... ^^ *I'm watching an old Vicky Zhao movie, so no rush ^^*
although it is about assassins killing by spying through a panorama spy satellite
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Shinichi lays on glass. Shiho watches. The Man smiles. Time is frozen. Silence. Silence, except the tick of a clock. It ticks, ticks, and ticks but then it stops. The hands just stop. Then the hands begin to barely move, they wiggle and slowly they move in the opposite direction. Faster and faster they move, warping time. Night becomes day, day becomes night, all moving like a vortex. Sounds going left and right, lights moving quickly and it stops. It just stops and we are now in a familiar living room, but it looks much much younger. Everything feels much younger. We are now one year in the past, we are now in the present.
Intro
"Hakase, I'm here to see you. Hakase? I need you to fix my watch, it's been acting up lately."-Conan
"....He's not here and stop yelling! It's too early for that nonsense"-Ai
"Early? It's One in the afternoon, Oi Oi, don't tell me you just woke up?"-Conan
"Yeah, does it bother you?"-Ai
"No, but they say lazy people don't accomplish much.."-Conan
"..What?"-Ai
"I'm just saying that I solve a case everyday and get up on time. Your life can't be harder than mine."*Smug smile*-Conan
"*Death stare* You..You, enjoy this life, this life he built for you don't you. *Evil smile* Fine, I've decided, I'm taking it.-Ai
"..What are you talking about, I think you're half asleep still"-Conan
"*Confident smile* We will see tomorrow Edogawa. I'm going to shower now, you better not look"-Ai.
"..Why would I look....what's she talking about anyway..taking my life"*Worried Conan*
Next time on The Haibara Show: A clown and a murder
Stay tuned
Path:
1) Conan goes to confront Haibara(no doesn't get to look )
2)Day Two immediately begins.
Spoiler: Episode Two-Part One: Clowns & Murder
Walking behind Ai Tell me what you meant by earlier?-Conan Stops right at the bathroom door Are you going to follow me into the bathroom?-Ai
............No..no..why would I do that?gets nervous-Conan Really? That's a shame trademark Ai smile-Ai Closes door behind her
...Arggh! You're so difficult to understand. I'm leaving, tell Hakase, I left the watch on the table -Conan
The Next Day Alright Takagi, get me up to date -Megure Victim is 34 years old. He works in this fast food restaurant. Customers say he was taking an order when he let out a scream and collapsed-Takagi
Hmmm. Do we have any leads?-Megure Yeah! Look at his finger nails, they have dirt under them.-Conan
Conan?! ..Why do I even get surprised..-Megure lelele(TheBlind:did I write it right?), look at that mark. I think----Conan
He was poisoned at 3 o clock this afternoon. The culprit gave him a shake that contained poison. Knowing that the victim drinks shakes at a slow interval, he went to establish his alibi before the poison took full effect of the victim - Ai wearing the tranquilizer watch .........yeah-Conan Astonished
Didn't I tell you, Edogawa, this is now my show.-Ai evil smile
Spoiler: Episode Two- Clowns & Murder Part Two
Pulls Ai to the side Oi Oi, how did you know all of that?! You just got here-Conan He knows the answers and if he knows them I know them-Ai
He? Who are you talking about?-Conan The one that created this universe. I've decided to replace him. Everything is now mine-Ai
....Ha Ha Ha, I think you've got a fever Haibara. Good job in catching those details but sit down over there and I'll take you home after I'm done.-Conan
Conan walks back toward Megure and Takagi Silly Edogawa, you're always so stubborn to things that can't be explained with your logic. I guess I just have to show you that I'm your God now.Smiling Ai
Ai extends her hands and directs them at Takagi. She looks at him for a second, chuckles, and snaps her fingers. Immediately Takagi starts acting like he's body is being controlled by strings. It almost looks like he's a puppet that is desperately trying to break away from his master.
TAKAGI, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!- Megure I..I can't...stop.........doesn't any..one else....hear..the...music?!- Takagi break dancing
Dammit, restrain him before he messes up the whole crime scene! - Megure Officers try to restrain Takagi but cannot handle his awesome moves
I...I think I just dislocated my shoulder...with..that...last move.... - Takagi Still break dancing Ai contains her laughter and snaps her fingers once more to make him stop. She looks satisfied at her accomplishment. Conan turns around horrified as he looks at a smiling Ai.
Episode Two- Clowns & Murder Finale/Enter Angel Previously on The Haibara Show: A murder takes place, Ai becomes a God, Conan looks like a girl, and Takigi drops down the ill moves and pops them locks like it's nobodies business. Things just got for real, yoz!
Get that idiot out of here!-Megure The now normal Takigi gets carried into the ambulance in tears. It seems Haibara's little joke made him dislocate many things and in addition, his pay was reduced by 75% for the month. He tries to say something but the tranquilizers the paramedics immediately injected him with upon arrival seem to have taken their effect.
The action now turns back to the murder scene where two individuals are having a moment.
Impossible! There's not way you cause that! Didn't you hear the paramedics! He probably had a short mental breakdown...being an officer is hard! That's the only truth that explains it!-Conan Ai giggles Listen to you, trying to use logic in this situation. Would another demonstration convince you?-Ai
Ai smirks at Conan, claps her hands twice, and in a flash the setting changes.
Oi Oi Oi!! What?! Where...where is this? Haibara what did you do?- Nervous Conan I merely changed the game for you Edogawa-kun. That last mystery was practically solved, by me, so I've decided to give you a new one out of the kindness of my heart- Smiling Ai
Ai redirects Conan's attention to the scene happening behind him. It seems someone has been murdered with a plastic flamingo in Beika park, where we know find ourselves.
This can't be happening! This can't be happening!- Conan Conan runs over to Megure, who is now kneeling over a different body Megure! What happened to the restaurant?! You remember, the murder that we were solving. A man was poisoned with a milk shake.-Fragile Conan
Oh, Conan-kun. I see you are also here, maybe we should put you on the payroll. So what's this about a milk shake?Conan explains the situation Oh! That murder was solved three weeks ago Conan, don't you remember? It was you and that little girl over there that did it.- Megure
...What? But we where just there a few minutes ago! Don't you remember Takagi?- AnxiousConan Officer Takagi is still on a "paid vacation" until he recovers from his little outburst. The therapist says he's doing much better these days. - Megure
Conan looks back at Ai and his whole body grows cold. At first he believes that he is feeling fear, fear that Ai may be telling the truth but then that changes when he glances down.
.............MY PANTS! - Conan Ai giggles as Conan waddles towards her What? I think this look is better for you.- Confident Ai
................Fine, fine. I believe you, turn everything back to normal!- DesperateConan Ai looks at him, smiles, and snaps her fingers. A moment passes but nothing changes or so it seems.
Conan-kun! Why aren't you wearing pants?!- ?? Surprised Conan immediately looks back and is mortified by what he sees Ra..Ra...Ran-nechan[TheBlind: Did I write it right?]?! What..what are you doing here??-Pant-less Conan
What are you talking about, I was here the whole time. Don't you remember? We came to Beika park together for a walk.....where are your pants? Did you lose them? C'mon here, let me help you- Concerned Ran
Ran makes her way to Conan, who is contemplating running away to save himself the shame of letting Ran see him in that state. Sadly for him, Ai claps her hands again before he can make up his mind and a few squirrels appear around her. She kneels down and begins to whisper to them. The squirrels nod their heads and make their move.
Stop backing away Conan. C'mon here so we can find your--------------------AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-Distressed Ran
It seems Ai instructed the squirrels to have a little fun with Ran and they decided to take a tour of the inside of her pants.
Now running around the whole park like a crazy person There...there something in my pants!!!!!!!!!!!-Panicked Ran
RAN! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING!-Megure In her panic Ran knocks Megure into the lake like he was sack of potatoes. The impact causes Megure to be knocked unconscious in the water as his body just floats. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY PANTS!!!- Out of control-Ran Pant-less Conan waddles behind trying to catch Ran Ai continues to giggle
Next time on The Haibara Show:Enter Angel:
1) The squirrels stay in Ran's pants
2) Conan tries to save the drowning Megure
3) Pant-less Conan goes to Ai and begs her to turn everything back by singing her a song
Editors Note: This was came out longer than I wanted. Sorry. Also, the next part might take a while.
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The Faces of Evil
Trying to start a club about magical ponies!
OMG!!!!!!!!! It was TOTALLY worth the wait!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.... I love that bit when you used Phineas and Ferb's Squirrel Song LOL, I'm dying of laughter dude
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