Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not turn HQ into an aviary for crows and ravens.

I first read that as cows and ravens.  Wow.

I will not give Chianti a spider costume for Christmas.

[Callid]

I shall not sell Bourbon or Anokata in front of the HQ.

Selling Anokata? o.O

[Kaito Lady]

I will not sell gin
I will not sell chianti
I will not sell vermouth


(hint: not talking about the drinkings :-x)

[IHKF]

I will not get Vermouth drunk enough to get her to do "The Perkulator" on a table and film it to put it on the internet.
I will not, under any circumstances, ask "is this annoying?" and make sounds with my mouth.
I will not buy a dummy of Gin and make it say nasty things about Anokata.
I will not graffiti curse words on the side of Gin's car and paint inappropriate things on the roof while painting the inside pink and color unicorns inside.
I will not make a Gin, a Vodka, and a Vermouth on the Sims 2 and make Gin starve in a closed off room, burn Vodka in a fire in a room filled with Panda chairs that will spread the fire quickly and then proceed to kill Vermouth off by keeping her out in the snow for too long.
I will not make the Gin and Vodka Sims gay.
I will not make the Vermouth Sim sleep around.
I will not not not not NOT follow Gin around without reason and ask him: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I'm bored... Are we there yet?"

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not not not not NOT follow Gin around without reason and ask him: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I'm bored... Are we there yet?"

That's a sure-fire way to get Gin to utterly murder you.

[IHKF]

I will not not not not NOT follow Gin around without reason and ask him: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I'm bored... Are we there yet?"

That's a sure-fire way to get Gin to utterly murder you.

Which is why one must learn to never do that! XD lol

[KawanoMino]

I shall not sell Bourbon or Anokata in front of the HQ.

Selling Anokata? o.O

Yes. *holds up Anokata*

[Kaito Lady]

I will not make a Gin, a Vodka, and a Vermouth on the Sims 2 and make Gin starve in a closed off room, burn Vodka in a fire in a room filled with Panda chairs that will spread the fire quickly and then proceed to kill Vermouth off by keeping her out in the snow for too long.

you know that to leave one in the snow isn't a very fast way to get rid of a Sim....
but thank for the idea of the fireplace! ^_^

[IHKF]

I will not make a Gin, a Vodka, and a Vermouth on the Sims 2 and make Gin starve in a closed off room, burn Vodka in a fire in a room filled with Panda chairs that will spread the fire quickly and then proceed to kill Vermouth off by keeping her out in the snow for too long.

you know that to leave one in the snow isn't a very fast way to get rid of a Sim....
but thank for the idea of the fireplace! ^_^

It's fast if it's HAILING outside! XD lol

But yeah... I do that all the time to random Sims.... then I move new Sims onto the lot to be haunted.

[Kaito Lady]

I will not make a Gin, a Vodka, and a Vermouth on the Sims 2 and make Gin starve in a closed off room, burn Vodka in a fire in a room filled with Panda chairs that will spread the fire quickly and then proceed to kill Vermouth off by keeping her out in the snow for too long.

you know that to leave one in the snow isn't a very fast way to get rid of a Sim....
but thank for the idea of the fireplace! ^_^

It's fast if it's HAILING outside! XD lol

But yeah... I do that all the time to random Sims.... then I move new Sims onto the lot to be haunted.

at the beginning i also thought it was cool for my sims to be haunted....
but then one day one of my Sims was VERY hungry and was going to the
kitchen, then all of the sudden one of the ghosts appears and she dies

man that just WAS'T fun....

[IHKF]

I will not make a Gin, a Vodka, and a Vermouth on the Sims 2 and make Gin starve in a closed off room, burn Vodka in a fire in a room filled with Panda chairs that will spread the fire quickly and then proceed to kill Vermouth off by keeping her out in the snow for too long.

you know that to leave one in the snow isn't a very fast way to get rid of a Sim....
but thank for the idea of the fireplace! ^_^

It's fast if it's HAILING outside! XD lol

But yeah... I do that all the time to random Sims.... then I move new Sims onto the lot to be haunted.

at the beginning i also thought it was cool for my sims to be haunted....
but then one day one of my Sims was VERY hungry and was going to the
kitchen, then all of the sudden one of the ghosts appears and she dies

man that just WAS'T fun....

Same thing happened to me. Now the family is rich, lives in a mansion and the guy has a new wife! XD

[Kaito Lady]

^ XD

i normally prefer not to kill my Sims...but if someone gets on my nerves...s/he has officially
sign h. death certificate....

[Kleene Onigiri]

I'll not put some oversized fuzzy dice onto Gin's Prosche on the mirror

[Suutashi]

I will not use the supplies in the B.O's Research and Development lab to make bitter almond scented fragrance spray.
I will not spray the concoction on B.O. member's clothing claiming it would be the new Org scent.

[PokerFace312]

I will not change the background on Gin's computer to Rainbow Dash.