Grant a wish game

[Akonyl]

done, but you never know where you'll teleport to. Maybe you'll teleport into the vacuum of space, maybe you're teleport into a solid object, who knows?

I wish for a really tasty meal.

[Tanner-kun]

granted but it got burnt

i wish i didnt have to do homework

[Found]

That's what they made the internet for.

Spoiler:

I'm not very good at this, am I?

I wish I could spend my summer with friends :-<

[Boxcar Children]

I dont know how to grant this wish  sorry

I wish I could fly

[Commi-Ninja]

Granted, but you can  only fly when it's sunny.

I wish animals could speak.

[Boxcar Children]

Wish granted but some speek diffrently so you have to consentrate

[Paix672]

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I wish I could have the power to manipulate reality to my will. XD

[Conia]

Granted. Now, make DC end NOW!

I wish Akai is Okiya.

[Akonyl]

granted, but immediately after this revelation he's shot in the head by Kir, for real reals this time.

and xcommando, I don't think it qualifies as a tasty meal if it's burnt!

I wish for perpetual motion.

[Tanner-kun]

here you perpetual motion as stated by wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_motion
and remember wikipedia the free encyclopedia any one can edit

i wish for a 25 foot long sub from subway meatball on italian bread provolone cheese with olives, and pickles not tosted

[Paix672]

Granted, but you'll never get to eat it!
I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Akonyl]

granted, but only when nobody can hear it.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish of fish.

[Tanner-kun]

im sorry i dont want to grant your wishes

i wish for better grammer

[Paix672]

Granted, but only in ancient languages.
I wish for psychokinesis.

[Akonyl]

Granted, but only in ancient languages.
I wish for psychokinesis.

granted, but you're also a psycho. In the end, you will be mutated into a giant baby, and will crush your girlfriend involuntarily in your grotesque transformation. Oops.
(And yes I know you're a girl but it's a girlfriend anyway because that's how it goes.)

I wish that sea monkeys were actually monkeys, not brine shrimp.