The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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...I apologise...I just...couldn't resist...
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Conan : "Guys, what's wrong? What are you all running from?"
Mitsuhiko : "The filler!"
Genta : "It's coming for us!"
Ayumi : "It's going to get us!"
Conan : "Ah... crap."
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Saw this screenshot from ep. 781 (I think?) and Ran looks pretty funny there (to me). Playing mini-golf, Ran? lol
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Ran: There is no spoon.
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Gin: I want your harem!

conan: Harem?

Gin: Don't play dumb. Ran, Sherry, Ayumi, Akai Shuichi's sister Sera and most importantly Grim Reaper itself. I want people to drop like flies around me and at the same time have many females who admires me!

Conan: I am not responsible for who I am, who you are and the phenomenons of this universe. They are the work of Gosho Aoyama, he is the one who made you into a silver-haired Barbie-Doll-man-in-black

*turns out the last panel of the manga series Detective Conan is Gin pointing a gun at the reader, to protest Gin decided to kill the mangaka and anyone who read his work*
I like this one
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Sylkabe wrote:...I apologise...I just...couldn't resist...
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Why is no one doing my picture....?
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@sstimson: nice xD

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Kleene Onigiri wrote:@sstimson: nice xD

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Shinichi: Hattori, you've got to be the person most eager to experience a pain that makes you wish you were dead—do you know how many bones I lost?... and that's not even getting into your odds of actually dying. And let's not forget how easily you'd blow your own cover—got any more "Kudo" puns, by the way? And Kazuha? You think Ran's reaction to me would be extreme?... how about hers? Do you really want to provoke her, of all people? Especially if you wind up taking a bath with her... she'd make the APTX seem like a pleasant dream. But if its what you really want, then— ;D

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Sorry For breathing life into a possibly dead thread

anyway

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Conan: You need to remember that what happened to Pinocchio could happen to you

Haibara: Your nose looks longer

One with a pun

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Ayumi: GIN!

Conan: WHERE!
Haibara: Quick hide me!
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