The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Sylkabe]

Ok, one new...

Just the obvious expression on Mouri's face says it all:

I swear, these two kids aren't normal at all!

He noticed it only now?

[red.orchid]

Saw this moment captured by a friend of mine on Facebook and I liked it. Also from the Disappearance thing.



Haibara: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

Conan: ACK...

[rocketpropelledbear]

Ok, one new...

Just the obvious expression on Mouri's face says it all:

I swear, these two kids aren't normal at all!

He noticed it only now?

Kogoro will promptly forget it with the next 'ah leh leh'. Conan is doomed to be surrounded by idiots so as to not let his masquerade fall apart as well as to highlight how smart Conan is.

Saw this moment captured by a friend of mine on Facebook and I liked it. Also from the Disappearance thing.



Haibara: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

Conan: ACK...

Apparently Moroboshi Dai also taught her to shoot headshots. But being Conan he will probably become smarter after being hit in the head


The criminal: Look at me, I have no name and no features, I am just a black silhouette of a man. I commit just about every single crime in Detective Conan, except the ones committed by known Black Organisation members. Gin's nothing, he only commit crimes such as arson, murder and jaywalking. As for me, I commit evils including(but not limited to) murder, theft, kidnapping, robbery, and doorbell prank(as shown in the image). Gin may be tough as nails but he only has one live, meanwhile I am unvanquishable because even if I am killed or arrested another me will appear to continue to commit crime. I can be anyone: your parent, your sibling, your friend, the nice neighbour who turns out to be a stalker, or even be the boss of the Black Organisation. By committing crimes I keep Detective Conan running, I am the embodiment of evil.

Conan: No! Why don't you just kill me when you got so many chances?

The criminal: Because I completes you!

[Sylkabe]

The criminal: Look at me, I have no name and no features, I am just a black silhouette of a man. I commit just about every single crime in Detective Conan, except the ones committed by known Black Organisation members. Gin's nothing, he only commit crimes such as arson, murder and jaywalking. As for me, I commit evils including(but not limited to) murder, theft, kidnapping, robbery, and doorbell prank(as shown in the image). Gin may be tough as nails but he only has one live, meanwhile I am unvanquishable because even if I am killed or arrested another me will appear to continue to commit crime. I can be anyone: your parent, your sibling, your friend, the nice neighbour who turns out to be a stalker, or even be the boss of the Black Organisation. By committing crimes I keep Detective Conan running, I am the embodiment of evil.

Conan: No! Why don't you just kill me when you got so many chances?

The criminal: Because I completes you!

The criminal is the boss of Anakota!!!

[Sylkabe]

Hahaha, I love Ai expression!

[cookieyanni]

I wanna try posting some captions

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No idea if it works...
Don't remember when I did these. :/

[Sylkabe]

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Conan: Hey Ayumi, you have beautyful eyes you know...
Mitsuhiko: Hey Genta, you have beautyful eyes you know...

[rocketpropelledbear]

Hahaha, I love Ai expression!

Ai*thought*: Kudo-kun is secretly contacting another girl, must investigate...


Kudo Shinichi always has the power akin to the Grim Reaper, people drop like flies whenever he is around. Though this time round, Kudo Shinichi is the one who fell prey to his own power


Conan(off-screen): Subaru-san what are you doing here? Especially with that big rifle?

Subaru: Well, you heard that Masumi is going on a date with someone. I am here to make sure the guy did not do anything inappropriate to her.

Conan: Yeah but why is your scope attached to a rifle? If you want to observe them from a distance wouldn't a detached scope be easier?

Subaru: My cross-hairs is trained on his head, if that guy attempts to do anything to Masumi I will put a 408 Cheytac through his skull, his head will blast open and he will drop dead to the floor before he could touch her.

*Conan shudders*

Ai(off-screen): Why such a big-ass gun? Are you compensating for something?

Subaru: Akemi was always happy when I draw out my big gun

[MrDetective]

I had to re-watch the episode to see if that's what she actually said

[Mizuumi]

I love this Thread
How about this?







I wonder what Heiji is thinking

[cookieyanni]

Kazuha: Look! I found a 5 yen coin!
Heji: How da cares -.-


First try hehehe

[rocketpropelledbear]

Kogoro: Oi brat, how do you know where babies come from

Conan: Ah..I learned it from TV

Kogoro(thought): Wtf are they showing on TV these days, and when did this brat watch so much TV that he basically knows everything on the surface of the earth?


Kazuha: You are a cute boy, just like Conan-kun

Heiji: Ahou, Conan is not a child!

Kazuha: What?

Heiji: OH cr*p....


Subaru(thought): If this is a world of fairy tales maybe I can wake her up with a kiss, wait that's a bit weird because she is my sister...on second thought she is Akai Shuichi's sister, not Okiya Subaru's sister...

(this particular frame of Subaru placing a sleeping Masumi on the seat sorta looked like he was gonna kiss her)

[Mizuumi]

More Captions?

[rocketpropelledbear]

Takagi:Keibu, the two bodies have been confirmed to be Mouri-Tantei and Edogawa Conan.

Megure: Oh thankfully those two are finally dead, their murder magnet attribute has caught up to themselves, now we will have a lot less murders to solve. Rest in peace, my two Shinigami.



Kogoro: You see, best face paint ever! No one can be sure exactly how drunk or how pissed you are, no one one can be sure if you are blushing or not, no one can be sure if you are cheating in a chili-eating competition, but everyone can be sure you are not from real life!

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Sera: Conan-kun you now have to take a huge responsibility, because both Ran-chan and I are-


Conan: What!? I impregnated both you and Ran! Oh no, Akai-san and Occhan are gonna kill me!

Sera: I'm confused, what are you talking about? I'm just trying to say that both Ran-chan and I are going to give you some pocket money, so spend it wisely.

Conan *sighed in relief*: So looks like it was a wet dream, forgot what I just said.

Sera *shout*: WHAT!! YOU HAD WET DREAM ABOUT ME!!? AT THE AGE OF SEVEN!?!?

If they are not funny enough, it is because my humour brain is focused on something else now. You'll see what I am talking about soon enough.

[Mizuumi]

Takagi:Keibu, the two bodies have been confirmed to be Mouri-Tantei and Edogawa Conan.

Megure: Oh thankfully those two are finally dead, their murder magnet attribute has caught up to themselves, now we will have a lot less murders to solve. Rest in peace, my two Shinigami.



Kogoro: You see, best face paint ever! No one can be sure exactly how drunk or how pissed you are, no one one can be sure if you are blushing or not, no one can be sure if you are cheating in a chili-eating competition, but everyone can be sure you are not from real life!

Spoiler: WARNING: Off-colour humour

Sera: Conan-kun you now have to take a huge responsibility, because both Ran-chan and I are-


Conan: What!? I impregnated both you and Ran! Oh no, Akai-san and Occhan are gonna kill me!

Sera: I'm confused, what are you talking about? I'm just trying to say that both Ran-chan and I are going to give you some pocket money, so spend it wisely.

Conan *sighed in relief*: So looks like it was a wet dream, forgot what I just said.

Sera *shout*: WHAT!! YOU HAD WET DREAM ABOUT ME!!? AT THE AGE OF SEVEN!?!?

If they are not funny enough, it is because my humour brain is focused on something else now. You'll see what I am talking about soon enough.

I love them As soon as I find more funny Pics I'll try making my own captions, even If I actually do not really dare to, cause my english is not the best I guess