The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[rohitjadhavrj]

Conan is about to go Super Saiyan!

[Detective Cat]

Aaaaaaaaand that is where Conan learned to kick soccer balls

[rocketpropelledbear]

Subaru: I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Ai: You disgusting...

Subaru: I am talking about your spectacles, I couldn't help but to wonder what you were thinking.

Ai: This is Hakase's Criminal Tracking Glasses

Subaru: I see, mine can glow in the dark, perfect for scaring criminals

Ai: And young girls



Masumi: Father's day CANCELLED!!!

Warning: potentially offensive joke

Spoiler:

Ai: Don't you dare to look up!

*Conan looked up anyway, resulting in high pressure noose-bleed in which the stream of blood hit Ai right at her panties*

Conan(who is confused): Haibara are you having mensuration?

[Sylkabe]

I think this two can be interesting...




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[rocketpropelledbear]

Ai: How can we make the plot more interesting



Conan: Genta nice try



Conan: I get it! Let's have a Moe Green Special, after this episode Bourbon will wear an eyepatch!!!

[sstimson]

Recently, I watched a new series called The Librarians. They were in the maze of the Minotaur. So instead of the shows characters, we will promote Conan and Friends to the rank of Possible future Librarains.



Genta: Are you sure, all we have to do to save the world, again, is get this ball of string to the exit?

All (shout) : YES

[rocketpropelledbear]

Sera: Let's bludgeon Kid to death. Because he knocked me out with a stun gun and then stripped me

Spoiler:

During the Blush Mermaid Heist

Unknown Child: No APTX him, he will shrink to a zygote

Sera: I think we are talking about two different people(Kaito Kid and Conan a 'kid')

[Sylkabe]

I finally have an idea...

Conan: Hey Haibara! I have a joke, What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Haibara: The Holocaust.
Conan: "--



(Sorry if it was not funny)

Ok, this four have potential (I hope)...

[Kleene Onigiri]

Conan: And then I shot the engine of the helicopter were Gin, Vodka, Chianti and Korn were in.
Haibara: No way! You're exaggerating!
Conan: But it's as I tell you!

[sstimson]

Conan keep trying harder to get his point across

[rocketpropelledbear]

Conan: And then I shot the engine of the helicopter were Gin, Vodka, Chianti and Korn were in.
Haibara: No way! You're exaggerating!
Conan: But it's as I tell you!

How about...
Haibara: That's nothing! I can take it down with a death glare

*helicopter crashed in background, meanwhile rocketpropelledbear shat his pants*

[Sylkabe]

Conan: And then I shot the engine of the helicopter were Gin, Vodka, Chianti and Korn were in.
Haibara: No way! You're exaggerating!
Conan: But it's as I tell you!

How about...
Haibara: That's nothing! I can take it down with a death glare

*helicopter crashed in background, meanwhile rocketpropelledbear shat his pants*

YES! Telepath Haibara!

(She look sooo creepy in the last picture...)

[rocketpropelledbear]

Conan: Haibara guess why gangsters shoot their gun sideways
Ai: Because that's how it came from the box

[pikacutie25]

Warning: possible NSFW and fourth wall breakage.

Spoiler: you have been warned

Ai: Kudou-kun, did you make another appearance as your actual self when I wasn't looking?
Conan: N-no, what makes you say that?
Ai: Oh, I don't know, maybe it has something to do with the legions of fangirls at the door right now.




Ayumi: Did you record what Conan-kun and Ai-chan were doing in the bathroom?
Mitsuhiko: You know it! Just wait until all those ShinRan shippers see this!




Conan: Did you get the tape that Mitsuhiko recorded?
Ai: Of course. There's no way I'd let something like that go viral.




Conan: Stop, or I'll shoot you with my invisible gun!
Criminal (off-camera): ...Is that supposed to be threatening?
Conan: We're being dubbed by 4Kids now. Just roll with it.

[rocketpropelledbear]

Conan: Did you get the tape that Mitsuhiko recorded?
Ai: Of course. There's no way I'd let something like that go viral.

Conan: How?
Ai:*beep*(content censored)