Mafia Round 60: Town Wins!

[Franziska von Karma]

Who are you to judge me on how I live my life?

[Maya Fey]

And who are you to tell me the bonds of friendship!?

Especially when you can't understand the human heart!

[Franziska von Karma]

I understand the human heart very well! I understand that it is a foolish thing that will tell you foolish lies and cannot be trusted. Or don't you know that I am a prosecutor? The human heart is what leads to murder! How can you say that something that would cause so much trouble is worth listening to?

[Maya Fey]

It causes murder, but it also causes you to be happy...but some people take things to extreme, sometimes the brain forces you to murder just as much as your heart, I mean looker bank robbers, they need to plan perfect heists!

[Franziska von Karma]

Ha! Bank robbers are not perfect! Their plans are not perfect. Their brains are clearly malfunctioning. However, I never said that a brain does not cause problems. If you'll recall, I said that the only things that can be trusted are facts.

[Maya Fey]

So if only things that can be trusted are facts, are facts in itself an evil thing?

[Franziska von Karma]

Who ever said that facts are evil?

[Maya Fey]

The facts are what the robber would use in a bank heist, as long with plans for the bank and possibly other things.


If I waited for Nick's objection, I'd probably get to Oldbag's age!

[Franziska von Karma]

The facts are what a foolish bank robber would overlook in his plans. The facts are what would get him caught and put away for thinking he could get away with such foolish plans.

[Maya Fey]

So are you saying a foolproof plan would involve NOT getting caught and actually robbing the bank!

[Franziska von Karma]

Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying. Thank you for making my point, Ms. Fey.

[Maya Fey]

S...so wouldn't that make the detectives lose even more money in their salaries? And if they get away you would have no foolish fools to prosecute!


So wouldn't that make a perfectly perfect bank heist a bad thing in the end!?

[Franziska von Karma]

There is no such thing as a perfect bank heist - or a perfect crime. Therefore, I need to worry for my job. And I suspect Detective Gumshoe is no longer worried about his salary.

[Maya Fey]

That is a little harsh, Miss Von Karma...

You really should respect the dead...

[Franziska von Karma]

I did not mean any disrespect, I was merely making a point.