The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[kentasaiba]

Kudo: Why did I take this job from Eri-san?

[Ariel]

Kudo: Why did I take this job from Eri-san?

Ran (thinking): Because if you didn't I'd kill you!

[dumytru]

Kudo: Why did I take this job from Eri-san?

Ran (thinking): Because if you didn't I'd kill you!

Sonoko: We were supposed to go shopping today.

[Ariel]

Kudo: Why did I take this job from Eri-san?

Ran (thinking): Because if you didn't I'd kill you!

Sonoko: We were supposed to go shopping today.

Shinichi: Y'know, we can still go. I'd rather go shopping than spend the time doing this.


Dad! What do you think you're doing!!!
Sonoko whispers to Shinichi: C'mon, let's just go, I don't think she's even paying attention to us now!

Shinichi and Sonoko both run off.

[svon1]

Kudo: Why did I take this job from Eri-san?

Ran (thinking): Because if you didn't I'd kill you!

Sonoko: We were supposed to go shopping today.

Shinichi: Y'know, we can still go. I'd rather go shopping than spend the time doing this.


Dad! What do you think you're doing!!!
Sonoko whispers to Shinichi: C'mon, let's just go, I don't think she's even paying attention to us now!

Shinichi and Sonoko both run off.

Conan: And Kogoro was never seen again.

[dumytru]

Kudo: Why did I take this job from Eri-san?

Ran (thinking): Because if you didn't I'd kill you!

Sonoko: We were supposed to go shopping today.

Shinichi: Y'know, we can still go. I'd rather go shopping than spend the time doing this.


Dad! What do you think you're doing!!!
Sonoko whispers to Shinichi: C'mon, let's just go, I don't think she's even paying attention to us now!

Shinichi and Sonoko both run off.

Conan: And Kogoro was never seen again.

[Ariel]

Kudo: Why did I take this job from Eri-san?

Ran (thinking): Because if you didn't I'd kill you!

Sonoko: We were supposed to go shopping today.

Shinichi: Y'know, we can still go. I'd rather go shopping than spend the time doing this.


Dad! What do you think you're doing!!!
Sonoko whispers to Shinichi: C'mon, let's just go, I don't think she's even paying attention to us now!

Shinichi and Sonoko both run off.

Conan: And Kogoro was never seen again.

Or is it?

Kogoro: I'm back, bitch. *possesses Conan* You wouldn't hit a child, would you?

Ran: I thought I sent you on a one way ticket to hell...
Conan (thinking): Oh shit!

[svon1]

Conan: Now i beat you!

and throwing in randomly pics

[Ariel]

Conan: *evil laughter* Soon I'll get rid of that stupid inspector...

Conan: I killed him, yay!

[Citan]

Here, the elusive Unicorn prepares to spring upon its unsuspecting prey : A small child. Unfortunately this one hasn't hidden itself very well...

[b8ajenai]

Someone's paranoid about their sexts getting out...

[Ariel]

Someone's paranoid about their sexts getting out...

Meanwhile, everyone tries to figure out who owns the phone. Is it worth reclaiming the lost phone, or should they get a new one?

[svon1]

randome pics!

[Ariel]

Conan: This is a hold up! Give me the drugs, or I'll shoot!

Ai: Oh Kudo-kun, I wouldn't do that if I was you. I know you wouldn't shoot, and I can't make drugs when I'm dead. I always had a feeling that you would get hooked.
*Ai whips out her gun and they have a showdown in Agasa's backyard*

[Citan]

Conan : *Thinking* "Oh god... Please tell me that's not what I sound like when I do that."




Haibara : "How DARE you talk about my ass!"



Ayumi : "You like Haibara's ass?"