Today's Awesome Stories

[Sato]

My mum is awesome. She's gone way above the mark to point to scold and nag. It's a compliment, I haven't see her before because I'm living with her and out of us who weight loss most is her. When I told her she lost great amount of deal in six years for house chore she stop complaining to me and no longer irritable after learning the truth world say work whole body can slim she become more happy than I expected!

She turn awesome after stop angry. Now she still work on it while I had bad foot strain. XD *shake head* I just hope she won't pamper me to death!!! I'm too old for this. She's unbelievable. She's too good. I got to hand it over to her.

[mangaluva]

"I don't care if you're homosexual or whatever, but if you get into religion or professional cricket, you're disowned."

This is probably my favourite thing that my dad has ever said, after "find something you enjoy doing and find someone who'll pay you to do it".