Grant a wish game

[phreak_91]

Granted, but now you realize more things about him that you hate.

I wish I could stay clean without showering.

[Silver1412]

Granted, but you start to shine like Edward Cullen (THE HORROR! And my teammate is a she.)

I wish I win the next tournament.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but only because all of your beat opponent(s) get really really sick.

I wish I knew what sport you were talking about.

[Silver1412]

Granted, it's karate, but now that you know you're afraid of me.

I wish the ridiculously shy girl my sister is friends with, finally got the courage to confess to her even shier crush, who totally likes her too.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but everyone else disapproves of the relationship and they break up.

I wish I was proficient in some form of martial arts.

[Silver1412]

Granted, but I can still kick your butt

I wish I had ideas for new wishes...

[phreak_91]

Granted but they all suck

I wish I would never get sick.

[Silver1412]

Granted, but you're in an accident and get paralyzed, so you can never walk again.

I wish DCTP would free me and let me go to sleep.

[blurfbreg]

Granted, at the cost of a sleeping potion that brings eternal sleep. In your dream during that sleep, DCTP lets you go, like how a company lets go of its worker. Your account is deleted in that dream.

I wish I could read and finish Tobaku Datenroku Kaiji in a day (and remember what happened), without actually spending any time or money on the task.

[Silver1412]

Granted, but then you start reading One Piece...

I wish I could focus on something today.

[cinnamoroll]

Granted, but only for today, afterwards you can never focus again!!!

I wish this sort of cold that started tonight would just go away!!!!

[phreak_91]

Granted, but only because it turned into the flu.

I wish I liked to cook more.

[mako]

Granted, but your cooking is horrible.

I wish I knew what studies should I apply for...

[cinnamoroll]

Granted, but the studies you want are not accepting any more applications

I wish people would stop complaining about the manga releases (They're driving me nuts!)

[Nix]

Granted, but now they're complaining about anime releases
 (Driving me nuts as well, and I'm sure hundreds more are)

I wish for plot in the next manga chapters and onwards