Grant a wish game

[Jefufuh]

Granted. You remember all your nightmares and die from shock.

I wish for INFINITE MONEYSSSSS

[Raifuujin]

You already wished for that, so you get the same result.

I wish I had a better memory.

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but you remember every single bad/embarrassing memory for the rest of your life/after life.

I wish that I would remember my wishes so I wont make the same again 

[Raifuujin]

Granted. You now have access to the previous pages in the thread. Memorize your wishes at your leisure.

I wish the Detective Conan (Case Closed) names hadn't been changed in America. Harley Hartwell! Seriously?!

[Giogio]

Granted. The genie was annoyed by that too. XD

I wish I had an unlimited supply of fresh, ripe figs.

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And these figs comes with its specially packaged fig wasp with a time-delay activation of 12 hours. You better start eating the unlimited supply... now.

I wish my bowels would just clean out instead of me having to do it in the bathroom. (Don't think too repulsively please)

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but now you get sick more often as your body tried to get rid of the wastes in other ways.

I wish more people got on the IRC.

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but so much people go on no one can form a coherent conversation.

I wish I could finish my history project in two seconds and get an A.

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but someone then stole it and replaced it with their own 2 second project, which was not A worthy.

I wish Heiji would attend a Kaito heist in the manga.

[Silver1412]

Granted, Kaito is caught, goes to jail and never gets revenge for his dad's death.

I wish we knew what 'Pandora' from Magic Kaito is.

[Raifuujin]

(Wow, I didn't even notice how bad my previous sentence was... No wonder the wish remained ungranted for so long :x)

Granted, but the cause of knowing was that Snake managed to find it before Kaito.

I wish Yumi could get a boyfriend.

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but he's ugly, and not only that, he turns out to be a psychopathic rapist dude who chops off her arms and legs, pokes out her eyeballs, put them in a blender, and drinks the blend for breakfast.

I wish that I could watch Man With the Iron Fist.

[Jecka]

Granted but you fall asleep and become too lazy to go back and watch the parts you already saw

I wish Conan and Kaitou knew each other's real identity

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but they are both knocked out soon afterward. When they woke up beck in their respective homes, they thought it was a dream. So they know, but doubt their knowledge.

I wish there was a movie for the Warrior series by Erin Hunter.

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but you are unable to watch it because of miscellaneous reasons.

I wish that my computer was faster. :/