The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[pikacutie25]

Spoiler: captions

Takagi: So remember kids, that's what happens when you take your relationship all the way, and there's no going back!




Conan: Let's see...I knew I hid that new gadget in here somewhere...
Haibara: This is one of those times when I'm glad I can't see through walls...




Shinichi: Um, Haibara? Why do you look exactly like me?
Haibara: Why, am I not allowed to cosplay?

[pikacutie25]

Sorry, Callid. And I wouldn't know that, because I don't ship them.

Spoiler: Pics

Shinichi: Hey! Ran! I finally got back from my incredibly long trip, and I need to tell you something!
Ran: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Shinichi: ....um...I forgot...
Ran: Wow, some great detective...




Genta: The criminal is...you, Mitsuhiko!
Conan: *thinking* I am REALLY getting tired of all of these horrible impressions of me...




Kaito: Hello, tantei-kun. I just had some fun with your friend Ran yesterday~




Shinichi: Agh! I just had the worst dream where some guy who looks almost exactly like me said he-




Kaito: Sorry, but it wasn't a dream. I'm still here~




Shinichi: Huh??

(yeah, I don't know why I just did that)

[Borealis]

[img width=768 height=432]http://i.imgur.com/peNob.jpg[/img]
Ai: Kudo-kun, I have to tell you something.
Conan: What is it?
Ai: *sigh* No-one in this tread has ever heard of the Discworld books and that will not change, no matter how often you make references in the captions.

[xDetroid]

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[pikacutie25]

Hey xDetroid, only the first picture showed up...what kind of picture was the second one supposed to be? Oh, and for the pic, I'm going to reference something I captioned a long time ago...

Spoiler: 664

Conan:  Mitsuhiko, what are you doing?
Mitsuhiko:  I sense a disturbance in the force...something terrible is about to happen!
Ayumi:  *thinking* OK! Today's the day I ambush Conan-kun and make him my hostage of love! <3
Genta:  *thinking* Wow, that car looks like it's coming straight towards us.
The viewers may decide which event is more terrible.



Haibara:  Kudo-kun, I know all about your love of yaoi. I even know that you keep a secret stash of it in the basement of your house over there.
Conan:  *thinking* Crap! I thought they were well-hidden behind my mystery shelves...!



Conan finally decided to come out with the truth about his adoration of yaoi. Their expressions are appropriate.

Spoiler: pic

Haibara: Kudo-kun. Are you starting one of your old habits again?
Conan: Huh? Which habit??
Haibara: You know. The one you scarred three innocent children with.
Conan: It isn't yaoi this time, it's yuri!

[Raifuujin]

Spoiler:

[calc84maniac]

Conan: Looks like the batteries in this thing started leaking after not replacing them for the last 600 episodes...

[Citan]

Spoiler:

Shinichi : "The name is Kudo. Shinichi Kudo."



Conan : "Yes. I read InuYasha. What of it?"



Kaito : "InuYasha?! Tantei-kun, how could you? That manga is dreadful! The plot never actually advances!"



Conan : "It advances faster than ours."



Kaito : "Tch... Walked right into that one."



Conan : "Detective 1, Thief 0."

[oxen221]

(Walking with Ran)

Ran: What did you get in your math exam?

Shinichi: 98. You?

Ran: 96.

(Turns around imitating Nelson) Shinichi: HA HA!!

[Borealis]

Kogoro: *sigh* I just hope there aren't going to be a hundred fourth-wall breaking captions again.
Conan: I fear it's too late for that.

[Jefufuh]

Kogoro and Conan: Stop looking at us, you user.

[xDetroid]

Hattori(disguised as Kudou): What do you mean Kudou is better than me...

[xDetroid]

i Ain't got a idea for this one xD

[sstimson]

i Ain't got a idea for this one xD

(Breaking the Fourth Wall again!)

Conan get caught inside a anime called "Detective Conan"

He is working on the case of how to get out.

[Jefufuh]

i Ain't got a idea for this one xD

(Breaking the Fourth Wall again!)

Conan get caught inside a anime called "Detective Conan"

He is working on the case of how to get out.

XD

Continuation:
Kogoro: Where did my 12-pack of beer go to!?
Conan: I DIDN'T DRINK ANYTHING, I FORGOT THAT STUFF VAPORIZES WHEN I TOUCH THEM!!!!
Yukiko: Silly you, you didn't travel through time, you just switched universes!!