Grant a wish game

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but you never win. EVER. EVER!!!!!!

I wish that I could get a life.

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but you don't enjoy what you do.

I wish more people commented on the intro boards...and had conversations like they used to.

[blurfbreg]

Granted, but you're not allowed to join their conversation. Just you. But everybody else can. (Take it for the team)

I wish we can have children by mitosis

[Raifuujin]

(I wouldn't mind. Most of the conversations are funny)

Granted, but its uncontrollable and everyone dies because the Earth cannot support them.

I wish I could stop time and be able to restart it when I need to.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but that ability causes time to be broken in such a way that the earth implodes and becomes a black hole. 

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Raifuujin]

Granted. Now you only irresistibly want to sleep.

I wish pets lived as long as their owners...

[Jecka]

Granted, they live the same length in their respective years *Dogs:7 Cats: what ever# that is....*

I wish I could just finish this stupid essay!!!! :<

[phreak_91]

Granted, but since you rush it, you get a bad grade on it.

I wish I wasn't sneezing every morning.

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but now you sneeze every night instead and it keeps you up.

I wish I had the power to do whatever I wanted with no limits. This is what I actually had in mind to ask should I ever get the chance to have a wish granted...

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but you hurt yourself too much and die.

I wish that I wouldnt have to go to swim practice today

[Raifuujin]

Granted. You got hit by a car and had to be taken to a hospital, instead.

I wish they would make second seasons for existing anime, rather than make new series out of some stupid manga.

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but the second seasons are all crap.

I wish for Halloween to come sooner.

[Giogio]

Granted, you lost two weeks (sleeping, I guess).

I wish I could finish my essay today.

[Jefufuh]

Granted, but you rushed and got an F

I wish that I would stop procrastinating

[Raifuujin]

Granted. You are now a workaholic who has no time to do things they like.

I wish I remembered my dreams.