Today's Weird Stories...

[KainTheVampire]

Overheard in class today:

"An octupus is trying to break in to reach you, its tentacles wriggling through the door..."

"The person with their eyes closed will feel the sensation of being touched, and they may, inside their body, experience new feelings..."

"To help you, we need to watch you."

Drama classes can sound very, very wrong with the wrong mindset. Which I had this morning.

What the heck were you all doing in drama that involved a perverted octopus?

^ o.O

[aly_angelflight]

There was a police car with a really weird-sounding siren going by my college yesterday. It didn't even sound that much like a siren... Sounded more like an ice cream truck jingle.

[mangaluva]

Overheard in class today:

"An octupus is trying to break in to reach you, its tentacles wriggling through the door..."

"The person with their eyes closed will feel the sensation of being touched, and they may, inside their body, experience new feelings..."

"To help you, we need to watch you."

Drama classes can sound very, very wrong with the wrong mindset. Which I had this morning.

What the heck were you all doing in drama that involved a perverted octopus?

You see, it was actually an exercise where one person closed their eyes and allowed the other person to move their head and limbs into a pose, like a ballet pose. But coming right on the heels of the imaginary octopus exercise...

[Borealis]

Overheard in class today:

"An octupus is trying to break in to reach you, its tentacles wriggling through the door..."

"The person with their eyes closed will feel the sensation of being touched, and they may, inside their body, experience new feelings..."

"To help you, we need to watch you."

Drama classes can sound very, very wrong with the wrong mindset. Which I had this morning.

What the heck were you all doing in drama that involved a perverted octopus?

You see, it was actually an exercise where one person closed their eyes and allowed the other person to move their head and limbs into a pose, like a ballet pose. But coming right on the heels of the imaginary octopus exercise...

XD

I accidently fried some batteries and got hungry.

[KainTheVampire]

I randomly started studying math Yesterday night Totally out of character Could have been because I was overtired though, I do strange things at those times

[mangaluva]

You know, I don't think I need to know why mentioning Cthulhu makes Marcus want fish and chips.

[Giogio]

I saw a young hulk! XD

It was an optical illusion. There was this black child in completely pink clothes + hat. When looking a bit over her head, the skin suddenly appeared really green.

[mangaluva]

Today in drama society, a French member taught us to say "J'relax avec me le meuf", which is apparently French for "chillin' with ma b*tches". I feel classier already.

[Jefufuh]

Today in drama society, a French member taught us to say "J'relax avec me le meuf", which is apparently French for "chillin' with ma b*tches". I feel classier already.

^LOL XD


Didn't procrastinate yesterday, how strange..........

[Hime-Chan]

Today in drama society, a French member taught us to say "J'relax avec me le meuf", which is apparently French for "chillin' with ma b*tches". I feel classier already.

Do you mean 'j'me relax avec mes meufs'? otherwise your sentence is wrong. Also it's very sexist, I think xD

Today, I have 2 classes at the same time, I DON'T HAVE A TIME TURNER!

[Giogio]

Today, I have 2 classes at the same time, I DON'T HAVE A TIME TURNER!

Should I ever get one, I'll return to now and hand it to you after I'm done looping my time up.

... Did it work?

[Hime-Chan]

Nope, and I chose the useless one, methodology, I had to answer 'what is the Internet?' like, REALLY? I'm in a master's degree in 2012, not in high school in the 90's *facepalm*

[mangaluva]

Today in drama society, a French member taught us to say "J'relax avec me le meuf", which is apparently French for "chillin' with ma b*tches". I feel classier already.

Do you mean 'j'me relax avec mes meufs'? otherwise your sentence is wrong. Also it's very sexist, I think xD

Probably, I guessed at the spelling. It's been a long time since written French XP Also, "chillin' with ma bitches" is pretty sexist itself, it's just a random phrase we chose when arguing about whether or not you can rap in French XP It was a weird conversation.

[Stopwatch]

Today in drama society, a French member taught us to say "J'relax avec me le meuf", which is apparently French for "chillin' with ma b*tches". I feel classier already.

Do you mean 'j'me relax avec mes meufs'? otherwise your sentence is wrong. Also it's very sexist, I think xD

Today, I have 2 classes at the same time, I DON'T HAVE A TIME TURNER!

Just curious, but does that mean the thing about only having 'j'[vowel or vowel sound]' and 'je [word starting with a consonant]' doesn't apply to everything? Languages always seem to do that "Rule 1: ..." then "Rule 2: Rule 1 will be broken under x circumstances" "Rule 300: Rules 4, 5 and 72 will be broken if x happens" D:
/totally not offtopic

[mangaluva]

Today's "Place, Space and Performance" class comprised entirely of drawing with coloured markers