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From Episode 671
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The future husband and wife, huh?

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Conan 48:69 wrote: From Episode 671
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The future husband and wife, huh?
Now that I look at it... my god they actually really DO look cute together. O_O
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Episode 671:
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Kogoro: [capslock]OH MY GOD! I just had the strangest dream! Conan was in reality that Kudou-guy, Amuro a spy for an evil organisation and Ran has a deduction fetish![/capslock]
Everyone (thinking): AW SH*T!

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What the hell is wrong with this perspective?

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Ran: If you tell anyone about my... preferences, you are going to regret it. Understood?
Amuro: Y-yes. *thinks* She is scaryer than Vermouth...
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So the rooster was in the way and... Am I really the only one who sees a stealth pun here?

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Spoiler: 671
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Tooru: I like your necklace. :)
Ran: Thanks! Like your codename. :)
Tooru: Thank y- Wait, what?

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Kogoro: Kid did what to my daughter?!
Ran(thinking): How'd he find out?
Conan(thinking): I still don't know what happened!
Tooru(thinking): I think I just created a murderer...

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Tooru: Oh...
Ran: ...my...
Conan: ...god.
Kogoro: Is that..?
All: De-bushed Conia?!
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Borealis wrote: Episode 671:
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Kogoro: [capslock]OH MY GOD! I just had the strangest dream! Conan was in reality that Kudou-guy, Amuro a spy for an evil organisation and Ran has a deduction fetish![/capslock]
Everyone (thinking): AW SH*T!
I love how Ran having a deduction fetish has basically become canon :P
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Callid wrote:
Borealis wrote: Episode 671:
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Kogoro: [capslock]OH MY GOD! I just had the strangest dream! Conan was in reality that Kudou-guy, Amuro a spy for an evil organisation and Ran has a deduction fetish![/capslock]
Everyone (thinking): AW SH*T!
I love how Ran having a deduction fetish has basically become canon :P
Fanon. Not canon. :P
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aly_angelflight wrote:
Callid wrote:
Borealis wrote: Episode 671:
Spoiler:
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Kogoro: [capslock]OH MY GOD! I just had the strangest dream! Conan was in reality that Kudou-guy, Amuro a spy for an evil organisation and Ran has a deduction fetish![/capslock]
Everyone (thinking): AW SH*T!
I love how Ran having a deduction fetish has basically become canon :P
Fanon. Not canon. :P
Whatever :P
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Amuro : "Mouri-san... is your father alright?"
Ran : "I don't know. He's been like this for two days..."
Conan : "Yeah... ever since he found out Yoko Okino was getting married. *Thinking* I kind of like him better this way."
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Callid wrote:
Borealis wrote: Episode 671:
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Kogoro: [capslock]OH MY GOD! I just had the strangest dream! Conan was in reality that Kudou-guy, Amuro a spy for an evil organisation and Ran has a deduction fetish![/capslock]
Everyone (thinking): AW SH*T!
I love how Ran having a deduction fetish has basically become canon :P
Because it fits! And she got it from Kazuha (or vice versa) - After all, she didn't want to disturb Heiji when he was in his deduction mode ;)
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Conan: Oi, Hattori, who are you talking to?
Hattori: Oh, uh, n-no one in particular....
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Conan: uh.....
Hattori: *hangs up*
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Kaito: HATTORI! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEE!!!!!!!


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