The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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First, I'd like to point out that me and Kyuu racked our brains trying to find a way to make this sound snarky enough for Haibara.  Sadly, we couldn't think of anything so I just went with the basic thought.
Not likely to be better, but my try on that picture.

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Lol!  Better than what I had.    Chiba shouldn't have put in "That Tape"  Also, in the second picture I put... I realize there's typo's.  Before anyone jumps the gun there, I had to rewrite the stuff several times to make it fit, so along the way I stopped caring about spelling.
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Little story again:
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Ran: My unicorn senses are tingling. Shinichi must be here. Shinichi, where are you?!
Takagi&Sato: WHAT?!
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Ran: Hum? Oh yea, fine.
Conan: It's just, you have been following me for a while...
Ran: Yea, Yea, must find Shinichi
Conan: Ehr...
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News reporter: I am reporting live from Tokyo, where a young woman can be seen *interrupted*
Ran: Shinichi, where are you??!!
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Conan thinking: Damn it, Haibara, get on the phone! I need the antidode!
@Loudlol: The second *HAHAHA*
*shot by grammar police*

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Loud, that was so darn funny! I love it when you post in here even though it is not very often.

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Wow Loudlol the second one is simply awesome!!!
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This thread is so funny XD
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Supernatural Delight wrote: Loud, that was so darn funny! I love it when you post in here even though it is not very often.

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Ran: So you really are Shinichi? Will you turn back if I pour some hot water on you?
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[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6640.png[/img]
Genta: I bet I can swallow this hard candy in one go! (swallows and then starts choking on it)
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6643.png[/img]
Conan: Genta, that was a star sapphire, not a piece of candy!
Ai: Oh, you didn't know? Gosho-sensei was receiving so much hate mail about Kojima-kun that he decided the poor boy would be the victim in the latest case. Now, who gave Kojima-kun a star sapphire and told him it was a piece of hard candy, and why did they do this? Go find that out, Mr. Detective.
Spoiler: I didn't think that was a star sapphire or a hard candy at first, though...
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Genta: Bad Egg Candy--so bad that it's good.
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Conan: People will actually buy a candy with that name?!
Ai: Oh, don't underestimate the power of merchandise tie-ins from a popular series, Edogawa-kun.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6642.png[/img]
Conan (off-screen): Popular series? What are you talking about?
DB: What?!
Ayumi: Conan-kun hasn't seen Shugo Chara yet?!
Mitsuhiko/Genta: (thinking) Ayumi hasn't forced him to watch that show yet?!
Ai: And now you will be subjected to watching countless hours of a magical girl anime with as much double entendre as a Pixar film... Hope you're happy now.
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Conan:  Mitsuhiko, what are you doing?
Mitsuhiko:  I sense a disturbance in the force...something terrible is about to happen!
Ayumi:  *thinking* OK! Today's the day I ambush Conan-kun and make him my hostage of love! <3
Genta:  *thinking* Wow, that car looks like it's coming straight towards us.
The viewers may decide which event is more terrible.

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Haibara:  Kudo-kun, I know all about your love of yaoi. I even know that you keep a secret stash of it in the basement of your house over there.
Conan:  *thinking* Crap! I thought they were well-hidden behind my mystery shelves...!

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Conan finally decided to come out with the truth about his adoration of yaoi. Their expressions are appropriate.
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pikacutie25 wrote:
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[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6641.png[/img]

Conan:  Mitsuhiko, what are you doing?
Mitsuhiko:  I sense a disturbance in the force...something terrible is about to happen!
Ayumi:  *thinking* OK! Today's the day I ambush Conan-kun and make him my hostage of love! <3
Genta:  *thinking* Wow, that car looks like it's coming straight towards us.
The viewers may decide which event is more terrible.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6643.png[/img]

Haibara:  Kudo-kun, I know all about your love of yaoi. I even know that you keep a secret stash of it in the basement of your house over there.
Conan:  *thinking* Crap! I thought they were well-hidden behind my mystery shelves...!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6642.png[/img]

Conan finally decided to come out with the truth about his adoration of yaoi. Their expressions are appropriate.
These are pretty good, although I am kinda suprised nobody made a joke about Mitsuhiko's ManPurse yet.
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ShinRan4ver wrote: These are pretty good, although I am kinda suprised nobody made a joke about Mitsuhiko's ManPurse yet.
Well, I suppose it looked like more of a tote bag to me...that and I thought that what I wrote would probably be funnier than something I would write about a "murse." :/
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I just saw this now:
sonoci wrote: Welp. The day has come

I'm retiring guys. No more captions from me

My OCDness has made me overwhelmed for a while and now plain exhausted. For some reason there's no spark left when I make captions. Though people have made remarks on the contrary, I'm finding my stuff stale and uninspired recently. It's just not fun anymore  :-\

So, while I'll be dropping by and reading captions, I doubt I'll be doing any more. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but it's an executive decision.

Keep having fun, that's what this place is all about guys \o/
:'( I'll miss your captions so much! I loved them!!
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aly_angelflight wrote: [img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6640.png[/img]
Genta: I bet I can swallow this hard candy in one go! (swallows and then starts choking on it)
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6643.png[/img]
Conan: Genta, that was a star sapphire, not a piece of candy!
Ai: Oh, you didn't know? Gosho-sensei was receiving so much hate mail about Kojima-kun that he decided the poor boy would be the victim in the latest case. Now, who gave Kojima-kun a star sapphire and told him it was a piece of hard candy, and why did they do this? Go find that out, Mr. Detective.
I know you meant star sapphire as a rock, but did you know there is another kind? A what if that star sapphire is really a Zamaron Star Sapphire? What does that mean for Genta? Will he keep it and experience a few changes, or will he give it to either Haibara or Ayumi?

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