Grant a wish game

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you still fail!

I wish I could get paid without having to work.

[Jecka]

Granted, you get paid in gum. Sucks if you don't really chew it

I wish for more free space on my laptop.

[raensoe]

Wish granted but only 1kb of space is given.

I wish I have a perfectly cooked pizza that I can eat.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it on the floor (Cheese side down, of course)

I wish my mom wasn't so forgetful.

[queenmisanagi]

Granted, but then her forgetfulness became transferred to you.

I wish the next file has KID, Hattori, and Hakuba in it.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but they all kill each other and they never appear again.

I wish anime was released oftener than once a week  (:o "oftener" is actually a word!)

[queenmisanagi]

Granted, but every time you try to watch it, you lose internet connection / electricity.

I wish DCTP will sub and release episodes again

[raensoe]

Wish granted but the website which all the videos will going to be hosted will not be available on your country.

I wish there's no more war in this planet earth (and I mean all countries)

[Silver1412]

Granted, The Earth is GONE. Instead you now leave on Mars and are in the middle of war with GLP (Green Little People).

I wish I had more free time.

[phreak_91]

Me too.  I mean, granted, but you aren't able to spend any of it here

I wish Silver had more free time.

[Hanakochan10]

Wish granted, she now has one minute more free time. Too bad that was taken out of her bathroom breaks..

I wish my phone would stop ringing every five seconds! -.-

[phreak_91]

Granted. Now it's only every 6 seconds, which isn't much better since you were probably exaggerating that time before.

I wish I had someone to cook for me everyday.

[raensoe]

Wish granted, but all the food is burnt or failed.

I wish I have water bending power that I can use and can control it on will.

[Jecka]

Granted but first you must learn how to. And because this is real life, it takes longer to learn, no one knows when you'll master it.

I wish my cousin would come back.

[Anaine]

Wish granted, but you will never ever have a minute alone again. even in the bathroom.

I wish my car will pass the motor vehicle inspection (or whatever it's called)