The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[ShinRan4ver]

Seems like you guys didn't like my last series of screenshots on the last page. Hopefully these will be better.

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3450.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3451.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3453.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3460.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3461.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3740.png[/img]

[Misaki-chan]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3350.png[/img]
Conan *thinking*: WTF is wrong with her nose?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3460.png[/img]
Haibara: Perfect, now my plan to monopolize the world using these big, cute eyes can finally commence. I'll be sure to give you America once I'm in full control.
Yukiko: Yay~ <3

[sonoci]

Seems like you guys didn't like my last series of screenshots on the last page. Hopefully these will be better.

Well, I'm usually the only one who does all of the captions. Usually people just drop by and do one or two if they've got an idea. A picture not being used within a few days definitely doesn't mean it's not liked. In fact, that's the usual thing for the usual pace around here. Since you've started posting, we've been going lightning fast for the normal standards of this thread. ^^

I didn't do the last bunch due to being busy, not because I "didn't like" it :X

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3355.png[/img]
Conan: AH. OH NO.
Haibara: What? What is it?
Conan: I've gotten so used to wearing the glasses...I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT THEM.
Haibara: ...But...they're just glass.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3361.png[/img]
Haibara: ...You do realize how ineffectual this is, right?
Conan: What do you mean? It's working perfectly.
Haibara: ...No it's not. ...Look, I'm talking.
Conan: Shhhhh, no you're not.
Haibara: *sigh*

OR

Haibara: ... *lick*
Conan: That is disgusting.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3390.png[/img]
Jodie: I know who you are.
Conan: I-I don't know what you mean. Of course you know who I am. I'm...I'm Conan Edogawa.
Jodie: Suuuuuure.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3360.png[/img]
Megure is conflicted - who's worse? Kogoro or Agasa?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3400.png[/img]
Haibara: ...All right, I know you're not the type to really emote, but come on - Agasa is lying here dead, can't you at least look a BIT concerned?
Conan: Pah, why should I? When was the last time he made me a gadget? He's outlived his usefulness.
Haibara: ...Wait a minute, does that mean that - after creating the APTX antidote for you - if I die, you'll act like this?
Conan: *flatly* No. Of course not.
Haibara: You are totally lying, you asshole.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3401.png[/img]
Ran: *whispering* Now remember Shinichi, don't go having an affair with that girl. If you do, I'll have to take extreme measures...like performing Kancho on you.
Conan: ...*thinking* Damn it, why am I suddenly attracted to Haibara? ...It must be the "Forbidden Fruit" mentality.

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3450.png[/img]
Yukiko: Heehee! You should have seen your face! Afraid for your life...priceless!
Conan: You...have the sickest sense of humor. ...No wonder you married dad.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3451.png[/img]
Yukiko: Just a little make up here and we'll be done!
Conan: Nuh-uh. You missed part of his hair at the back. ...Off topic, how did you manage to get a wig that perfectly matches Haibara's hair? Her hair must have the most complicated style ever.
Yukiko: A secret makes a woman, woman.
Conan: ...Okay, now you're just screwing with me.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3453.png[/img]
Vermouth: Let's play patticake.
Conan: -_-;; ?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3460.png[/img]
Conan: I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and witty and-
Yukiko: Yay!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3461.png[/img]
Sonoko: WHAT!? You broke up with your boyfriend? That's blasphemy! Now that it's been established that breakups can indeed happen, we're at risk! Makato could leave me - Shinichi could die! This is an outrage! I won't stand-
Ran: Sonoko calm down!
Jodie: Oh, it's fine. The girl he left me for died and it's likely he's still alive. I'm thinking that we may still end up. Worse comes to worse, I'll have Camel.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3740.png[/img]
Ayumi: OH MY GOD, IT'S HIDEOUS.
Mitsuhiko: Holy ****, that's terrifying.
Genta: What...Who could have done this?
Haibara: Wow, even the Organization wouldn't do this.
Conan: Well, at least we know where Eisuke went.

(no Eisuke hate here, just couldn't think of who else to use in the joke :X)

[ShinRan4ver]

Seems like you guys didn't like my last series of screenshots on the last page. Hopefully these will be better.

Well, I'm usually the only one who does all of the captions. Usually people just drop by and do one or two if they've got an idea. A picture not being used within a few days definitely doesn't mean it's not liked. In fact, that's the usual thing for the usual pace around here. Since you've started posting, we've been going lightning fast for the normal standards of this thread. ^^

I didn't do the last bunch due to being busy, not because I "didn't like" it :X

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3355.png[/img]
Conan: AH. OH NO.
Haibara: What? What is it?
Conan: I've gotten so used to wearing the glasses...I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT THEM.
Haibara: ...But...they're just glass.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3361.png[/img]
Haibara: ...You do realize how ineffectual this is, right?
Conan: What do you mean? It's working perfectly.
Haibara: ...No it's not. ...Look, I'm talking.
Conan: Shhhhh, no you're not.
Haibara: *sigh*

OR

Haibara: ... *lick*
Conan: That is disgusting.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3390.png[/img]
Jodie: I know who you are.
Conan: I-I don't know what you mean. Of course you know who I am. I'm...I'm Conan Edogawa.
Jodie: Suuuuuure.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3360.png[/img]
Megure is conflicted - who's worse? Kogoro or Agasa?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3400.png[/img]
Haibara: ...All right, I know you're not the type to really emote, but come on - Agasa is lying here dead, can't you at least look a BIT concerned?
Conan: Pah, why should I? When was the last time he made me a gadget? He's outlived his usefulness.
Haibara: ...Wait a minute, does that mean that - after creating the APTX antidote for you - if I die, you'll act like this?
Conan: *flatly* No. Of course not.
Haibara: You are totally lying, you asshole.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3401.png[/img]
Ran: *whispering* Now remember Shinichi, don't go having an affair with that girl. If you do, I'll have to take extreme measures...like performing Kancho on you.
Conan: ...*thinking* Damn it, why am I suddenly attracted to Haibara? ...It must be the "Forbidden Fruit" mentality.

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3450.png[/img]
Yukiko: Heehee! You should have seen your face! Afraid for your life...priceless!
Conan: You...have the sickest sense of humor. ...No wonder you married dad.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3451.png[/img]
Yukiko: Just a little make up here and we'll be done!
Conan: Nuh-uh. You missed part of his hair at the back. ...Off topic, how did you manage to get a wig that perfectly matches Haibara's hair? Her hair must have the most complicated style ever.
Yukiko: A secret makes a woman, woman.
Conan: ...Okay, now you're just screwing with me.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3453.png[/img]
Vermouth: Let's play patticake.
Conan: -_-;; ?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3460.png[/img]
Conan: I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and witty and-
Yukiko: Yay!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3461.png[/img]
Sonoko: WHAT!? You broke up with your boyfriend? That's blasphemy! Now that it's been established that breakups can indeed happen, we're at risk! Makato could leave me - Shinichi could die! This is an outrage! I won't stand-
Ran: Sonoko calm down!
Jodie: Oh, it's fine. The girl he left me for died and it's likely he's still alive. I'm thinking that we may still end up. Worse comes to worse, I'll have Camel.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3740.png[/img]
Ayumi: OH MY GOD, IT'S HIDEOUS.
Mitsuhiko: Holy ****, that's terrifying.
Genta: What...Who could have done this?
Haibara: Wow, even the Organization wouldn't do this.
Conan: Well, at least we know where Eisuke went.

(no Eisuke hate here, just couldn't think of who else to use in the joke :X)

Ah I see, now I understand. Great captions as always from you, thanks a lot.

Here is a new batch, feel free to take your time with them.

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3810.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3820.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3821.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3920.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3980.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3981.png[/img]

[CodeName:900hrs]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3980.png[/img]
Conan:Oh-No i am a chameleon i match my shirt 

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3981.png[/img]
Ran:Hmm The Murderer must to be....
Conan:Oh god Ran is deducting ..without pants again 

[sstimson]

So many possibles shows For Now Pokemon



The 2012 Pokémon World Championships Finals have arrived! Who will take home the Prize?
THERE CAN BE ON ONE WINNER! Will it be Heiji Hattori or Kazuha Toyama?

[shubhoshinichi]

Haha!! Its a good one, but should have included 'Ash' ..

[sstimson]

Haha!! Its a good one, but should have included 'Ash' ..

A Request. Okay You got it. The same as above with a minor change


So many possibles shows  - For Now Pokemon



The 2012 Pokémon World Championships Finals have arrived! Who will take home the Prize?
THERE CAN BE ON ONE WINNER! Will it be Heiji "Ash" Hattori or Kazuha "Misty" Toyama?

[shubhoshinichi]

Great!!! Thanks..

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3810.png[/img]
Heiji: *thinking* Whoa, a bit tanner and Kazuha could be my female counterpart.
Kazuha: *thinking* Whoa, a bit paler and Heiji could be my male counterpart.
*offscreen*
Haibara: *highfives Hakuba* I've already accomplished the search for the perfect gender counterpart :x
Hakuba: Indeed. We're quite alike.
Haibara: Same sort of lineage and everything.
Hakuba: Quite, quite.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3820.png[/img]
This entire picture for me is just ruined by the fact that Conan's gloves are way too big for him. Doesn't he own his own pair? :X

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3821.png[/img]
Heiji: Ka-Kazuha, what are you thinking?
Kazuha: Oh, nothing. Hey, come over here for a second. *gets handcuffs ready*
Heiji: DO NOT WANT.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3920.png[/img]
Conan: ...Hey wait a minute. Ran's not on her phone right now. ...So...WHO IS THIS...?
"Ran": AHAHAHAH, you've revealed yourself, Kudo Shinichi. I knew you were alive! Now to tell my boss so we can kill-
Conan: This is Haibara isn't it.
"Ran": ............................................................n-no. *click* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Conan: I knew it.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3980.png[/img]
Conan walked in one day only to find an "interesting" client at the agency.
Gin: So, where did you last see this Kudo kid?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3981.png[/img]
Ran: Hmm. Well, it was pretty recently if you want it technically. But the last time I saw him regularly was at Tropical Land. ...You were there, actually.
Gin: Huh, is that so? You've seen him after Tropical Land?
Ran: Well, ye-
Conan: *thinking* OHF***OHF***OHF***

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3982.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3990.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/4030.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/4070.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/4080.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/4081.png[/img]

[Partsu]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3810.png[/img]
Heiji: *thinking* Whoa, a bit tanner and Kazuha could be my female counterpart.
Kazuha: *thinking* Whoa, a bit paler and Heiji could be my male counterpart.
*offscreen*
Haibara: *highfives Hakuba* I've already accomplished the search for the perfect gender counterpart :x
Hakuba: Indeed. We're quite alike.
Haibara: Same sort of lineage and everything.
Hakuba: Quite, quite.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3820.png[/img]
This entire picture for me is just ruined by the fact that Conan's gloves are way too big for him. Doesn't he own his own pair? :X

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3821.png[/img]
Heiji: Ka-Kazuha, what are you thinking?
Kazuha: Oh, nothing. Hey, come over here for a second. *gets handcuffs ready*
Heiji: DO NOT WANT.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3920.png[/img]
Conan: ...Hey wait a minute. Ran's not on her phone right now. ...So...WHO IS THIS...?
"Ran": AHAHAHAH, you've revealed yourself, Kudo Shinichi. I knew you were alive! Now to tell my boss so we can kill-
Conan: This is Haibara isn't it.
"Ran": ............................................................n-no. *click* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Conan: I knew it.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3980.png[/img]
Conan walked in one day only to find an "interesting" client at the agency.
Gin: So, where did you last see this Kudo kid?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3981.png[/img]
Ran: Hmm. Well, it was pretty recently if you want it technically. But the last time I saw him regularly was at Tropical Land. ...You were there, actually.
Gin: Huh, is that so? You've seen him after Tropical Land?
Ran: Well, ye-
Conan: *thinking* OHF***OHF***OHF***

Best.Ones.To.Date.
Simply AWESOME!

[Kleene Onigiri]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3361.png[/img]
Conan: Your Voice Actor is sick. So you have to be silent the whole case this time.
Haibara: ...

[sstimson]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3361.png[/img]
Haibara: My plan to catch the BO required a body switch. If you talk, you will reveal that I am you
               and you are me.

[Loudlol]

(Yeah, it's just been one of those no sleep and very bored nights. )