The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

I have 659 screenshots ready to go after the next Sonoci post

Thanks for waiting, it's sweet 

Got a story this time :X

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3320.png[/img]
Kogoro: How did you break your arm?
Conan: Your daughter is a mad man, that's why!
*earlier*
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3330.png[/img]
Eri: While we may have tied in our generation, I've won by this generation.
Yukiko: Oh really? How?
Eri: I have a daughter. Cute as your Shin-chan is, he's no Princess.
Yukiko: Hah, wait 'til you see him in a dress.
Eri: I'll be waiting for the day.
Ran: *thinking* Damn it, the "proper" thing to say would be "This is creepy mom" but...GUH, I want to see Princess Shinichi @_@
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3331.png[/img]
Eri: Oh, Ran? Why aren't you saying anything?
Ran: GUH. I-Uh-
Yukiko: Oooooh! You want to see my Shin-chan in a dress!
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3332.png[/img]
Yukiko: Well, I'm not one to disappoint!
Conan: *whispering* Hey! Hey! The identity crisis! Remember?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3333.png[/img]
Yukiko: I'll be sure to take us all out dress shopping later.
Conan: *thinking* Oh, that's what she meant.
Yukiko: In the meantime...
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3332.png[/img]
Yukiko: Let's dress up Conan!
Conan: WHAT.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3334.png[/img]
Eri: Ran, I'm very disappointed in you!
Yukiko: Yeah! How dare you break his arm!
Ran: I-I'm sorry! It was karate instinct! When he started that kick-
Eri: That is no excuse, young lady!
Yukiko: We didn't even get him in the dress. ;_;

[shubhoshinichi]

Haha.. Nice one..

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 659

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6590.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6591.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6592.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6593.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6594.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6595.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6596.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6597.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6598.png[/img]

[mihai]

Spoiler: 658

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6580.png[/img]
Sonoko: You know, Ran, if you don't reply to Shinichi's confession soon, I'll phone him and tell him that you're in love with me instead.
Ran: Wha-SONOKO!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6581.png[/img]
Dude: I'm sorry ladies, but I can't let the kid leave. As of now he's evidence. I mean look - his clothes are charred. He obviously has something to do with this case.
Conan: Yeah. By something you mean trying to save lives.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6582.png[/img]
Ran: I'm going to phone Shinichi.
"Sonoko": N-No need for that, I'm here!
Ran: No, not about that. You go on with your deduction. I just thought of the perfect way to confess.
"Sonoko": ...C-Can it wait?
Ran: ...Actually, yeah. I think it'd be better in person. That way he could see me physically get on my knees and cry. The culprits always do that. It'd be genius!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6583.png[/img]
Sonoko: Man, that guy has a fine ass.
Ran: Oh, Sonoko ^^
Conan: *thinking* Don't forget - last time you thought a "guy" was hot it turned out to be a girl.

that's a bit rude, sonoci. He's not Dude, he's inspector Yuminaga

[sonoci]

that's a bit rude, sonoci. He's not Dude, he's inspector Yuminaga

He barely shows up, I didn't remember his name ;-;

Spoiler: 659

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6590.png[/img]
Ayumi: Conan, Conan look!
Mitsuhiko: Isn't it awesome?
Genta: We painted the professor's car! It's much better now, don'tcha think?
Conan: ...Yeah, puke-green is a great color.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6591.png[/img]
Yumi: *thinking* Ha! I knew it! That look in his eyes...he's totally falling for me!
Chiba: *thinking* Man, that new girl is cute
Naeko: *thinking* Where did my eyes go? Ah, ah! ;-;

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6592.png[/img]
When the DB wanted to get together for a group photo, it didn't turn out too well.
Surprisingly enough, only Genta actually had a good shot.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6593.png[/img]
Conan: Hey, Chiba! Nice catch!
Chiba: ...What? What are you talking about?
Conan: I caught a peek under her skirt. You're a lucky one!
Naeko: Eh!? Yumi! This child-
Yumi: Stop there. Believe me, you'll get used to him.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6594.png[/img]
Ayumi: Don't think of us as the Detective Boys today! Consider us...Cupid Boys!
Chiba: You guys...are honestly weirding me out today.
Naeko: *thinking* These kids...do they know about my crush!? Is it that obvious?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6595.png[/img]
Chiba: U-Uh-
Naeko: *thinking* He's talking to me. He's talking to me.
Chiba: M-Miss?
Naeko: He'stalkingtome. He'stalk-
Chiba: *thinking* There's a lot of pink in this episode, isn't there?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6596.png[/img]
Ayumi: Hey, Conan, while there's a love story going on, let's have one of our own! <3
Conan: GAH, NO
Yumi: Are you kidding? Even the kid has a love-life. *forever alone*

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6597.png[/img]
Mitsuhiko: All right, Conan! Tell us!
Conan: ...? Tell you what?
Genta: You know...that!
Conan: ...Not...catching on here.
Ayumi: Her panties, panties! What were they like?
Conan: ...Have you guys been hanging around with Kogoro again? ...And...are you sure it's Chiba who's in love with Naeko?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6598.png[/img]
Naeko: Ahhh! No!
Chiba: *gasp* Oh my gosh... I can finally try on that hat!

OR

Stylish signs: the newest trend.

[sstimson]

Inspired by old TV


Listening to Radio

Radio: Today a great secret ... Conan ... Korogou ... Cat ... Paper ... Today
Conan: Got to get Asaga to fix his Car radio.

Can you figure out the missing words and the show I used for this caption?

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3344.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3341.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3342.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3343.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3350.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3351.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3352.png[/img]

[Sato]

Yukkiko: Why you tell them I'm runaway wife?
Conan: Because your eyes look like zebras?


Naeko: YYYYeeeoooo- weeee!!
Chiba: A Marilyn Monroe scream? Dang, she look cute this way.


Yukkiko: Let's go mom-mom together.
Conan: Eeeek!!! No food sharing session.


Naeko: Do I look bad?
Chiba: To certain point you look like you going to be cooked.


Yumi: Are you thinking of Naeko?
Chiba: No, I thinking of you blocking my eyesight way to Naeko.
*Yumi cry*


Yukkiko: I'm so over the top!
Eri: Geez, you look like you've eaten twenty chocolate.


Yukkiko: My son, will turn into son-in-law soon.
Eri: Friend, he has to go through twenty test to get to Ran.
Yukkiko: And those are romantic test?
Eri: Errr... can put this way. If mention Ran's horn he's disqualified.
Yukkiko: WHAT? Are you-
Eri: I'm just kidding. I just want to scare you.
Yukkiko: You're so evil.

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3344.png[/img]
Eri: You...do realize this isn't real money, right?
Kogoro: Darn, I thought you wouldn't notice.
Eri: Horse-racing bets-?
Kogoro: Drinking.
Eri: My second guess.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3341.png[/img]
Conan: Oh, awesome, that pill Haibara gave me really does make me immune to punch-
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3342.png[/img]
DELAYED REACTION ;-;

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3343.png[/img]
Yukiko: And you say that I'm going to reveal your identity.
Conan: What do you mean?
Yukiko: Your clothes - they're the exact same as the ones you wore to Tropical Land, just child sized!
Conan: Pft, don't worry. I still need a green sweater for-Hey, wait. How do you know that?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3350.png[/img]
Conan: *thinking* She never did tell me if there was something on my face.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3351.png[/img]
Yukiko: Oh, so you like Ai-chan back?
Conan: Wha-?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3352.png[/img]
Conan: You think that I like her? The mean, sarcastic one? ...What made you think that?
Yukiko: Well, she doesn't have anything on her face, does she~?

[Callid]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3344.png[/img]
Eri: You...do realize this isn't real money, right?
Kogoro: Darn, I thought you wouldn't notice.
Eri: Horse-racing bets-?
Kogoro: Drinking.
Eri: My second guess.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3341.png[/img]
Conan: Oh, awesome, that pill Haibara gave me really does make me immune to punch-
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3342.png[/img]
DELAYED REACTION ;-;

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3343.png[/img]
Yukiko: And you say that I'm going to reveal your identity.
Conan: What do you mean?
Yukiko: Your clothes - they're the exact same as the ones you wore to Tropical Land, just child sized!
Conan: Pft, don't worry. I still need a green sweater for-Hey, wait. How do you know that?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3350.png[/img]
Conan: *thinking* She never did tell me if there was something on my face.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3351.png[/img]
Yukiko: Oh, so you like Ai-chan back?
Conan: Wha-?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3352.png[/img]
Conan: You think that I like her? The mean, sarcastic one? ...What made you think that?
Yukiko: Well, she doesn't have anything on her face, does she~?

Awesome ones, especially the last XD

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3355.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3361.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3390.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3360.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3400.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/3401.png[/img]

[Sato]

Agasa: Bwahahaha, I'm having good hearty laugh.
Megure: And I'm your evil twin??

[Memesu]

Spoiler: 658

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6580.png[/img]
Sonoko: You know, Ran, if you don't reply to Shinichi's confession soon, I'll phone him and tell him that you're in love with me instead.
Ran: Wha-SONOKO!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6581.png[/img]
Dude: I'm sorry ladies, but I can't let the kid leave. As of now he's evidence. I mean look - his clothes are charred. He obviously has something to do with this case.
Conan: Yeah. By something you mean trying to save lives.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6582.png[/img]
Ran: I'm going to phone Shinichi.
"Sonoko": N-No need for that, I'm here!
Ran: No, not about that. You go on with your deduction. I just thought of the perfect way to confess.
"Sonoko": ...C-Can it wait?
Ran: ...Actually, yeah. I think it'd be better in person. That way he could see me physically get on my knees and cry. The culprits always do that. It'd be genius!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6583.png[/img]
Sonoko: Man, that guy has a fine ass.
Ran: Oh, Sonoko ^^
Conan: *thinking* Don't forget - last time you thought a "guy" was hot it turned out to be a girl.

that's a bit rude, sonoci. He's not Dude, he's inspector Yuminaga

Who´s that?

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 658

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6580.png[/img]
Sonoko: You know, Ran, if you don't reply to Shinichi's confession soon, I'll phone him and tell him that you're in love with me instead.
Ran: Wha-SONOKO!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6581.png[/img]
Dude: I'm sorry ladies, but I can't let the kid leave. As of now he's evidence. I mean look - his clothes are charred. He obviously has something to do with this case.
Conan: Yeah. By something you mean trying to save lives.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6582.png[/img]
Ran: I'm going to phone Shinichi.
"Sonoko": N-No need for that, I'm here!
Ran: No, not about that. You go on with your deduction. I just thought of the perfect way to confess.
"Sonoko": ...C-Can it wait?
Ran: ...Actually, yeah. I think it'd be better in person. That way he could see me physically get on my knees and cry. The culprits always do that. It'd be genius!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6583.png[/img]
Sonoko: Man, that guy has a fine ass.
Ran: Oh, Sonoko ^^
Conan: *thinking* Don't forget - last time you thought a "guy" was hot it turned out to be a girl.

that's a bit rude, sonoci. He's not Dude, he's inspector Yuminaga

Who´s that?

Yuminaga is the Inspector for Tokyo Metro Politican Police Department Arson Division. You can find more details about him here. He appeared previously in the Red Horse/Okiya Intro/Blue Spark of Hate Case.

[Memesu]

Oh. Thanks