The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Even the black silhouette man found a childhood friend to hook up with -_-'

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Conan: *sigh* Geez, it's really hard to do a search on this thing. All I'm getting are drug sites.
Ai: What? What are you searching?
Conan: "Pot"
Ai: ...........Try "vase" instead.
Conan: ...Why didn't I think of that?

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Irony's a b***h.

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Ayumi was trying to cook the perfect stew for Conan. Unfortunately, she failed to realize a soccerball isn't exactly an ingredient.

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Gin: Man, these purple waterfalls are awesome!

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Haibara: There's a video with me on the internet? Quick, delete it! Delete the site if you have to! We've gotta make sure that no one can ever find it!
Conan: ...You...don't know how the internet works, do you?
Haibara: Well, neither does Gin, so there's a chance we're safe.

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Haibara: Guys! Our plan worked! We finally made Conan cry!
Mitsuhiko: Seriously?
Genta: Sweet! Now we know he's human!
Conan: *muffled* You guys are cruel ;-;
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Haibara: They stole my special edition silly string! They'll pay...
Conan: ...Silly str-
Haibara: I was going to prank you, all right? And it was going to be hilarious T-T
Conan: ...

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Haibara: ...I'm fine with Google's idea to change their logo on holidays, but seriously: Glegle? Who's going to get that?

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In one of Agasa's schemes to get more money, they tried to pass off a rug as an elephant's trunk.
PETA wasn't happy

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Ayumi: Ai, what are you doing?
Haibara: Ah, well...Edogawa wasn't here so I thought I'd investigate. It looks like there's some blood here.
Ayumi: ...That's coffee.
Haibara: ...And that is the reason I was smelling it. To make sure I was correct in my assumption. ...Apparently not.

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Haibara: ...All right, Agasa. This has to be the last straw. If there's smoke coming out the back there's no hope for this car.
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Sorry but there are a lot of captions wrapped in this picture. Here just one.

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Conan: Oh NO! Gin is coming this way. And He got a picture of me with the words "MUST DIE" on it.
            Oh NO! He has seen me and he starting to run this way!

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Megure: NO! Satou! Thats Kaito! Look at his hair!
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Spoiler:
I have 658 screenshots, but I will wait a week to avoid spoiling.
Spoiler: this might have been posted before a long time ago
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Sorry but there are a lot of captions wrapped in this picture. Next

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Haibara: Conan, you know a man just visited Prof. Asaga
Conan: Really, what did he  say?
Haibara: He asked if he was the Prof Asaga?
Conan: And then
Haibara: And then he said " You been served"
Conan: Now who would watch to sue the Prof?
Haibara: The EPA. Seem his car puts out more CO2 then most third world Countries.
Haibara: You know what this means right.
Conan: There more.
Haibara: Yes that paper the server gave the Prof. was a court order.
Haibara: It said the Prof was to Cease and Desist from driving his car.
Haibara: You need to find another Cab service.
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Conan: Ah Genta stole my shoes!
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xDDD so funny! ^^

Where does that pictures come from? Which episode? Especially Gin's picture, and the one with Conan, Ai and Agasa's car
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Eclipse wrote: xDDD so funny! ^^

Where does that pictures come from? Which episode? Especially Gin's picture, and the one with Conan, Ai and Agasa's car
The Gin picture is from episode 656, the Agasa car picture come from episode 657. They were both released by DCTP this monday, you can find the download link here.
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btw, you can post the pistures from episode 658 as well, since DCTP won't be subbing it
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First person at right side: Let's compare together! Wow, my teeth is shiner than my friend here as I use colgate! Who will resist my blinding smile?
*totally blind his best friend and second person rubbed his eyes crying*

More captions! 658th episode
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"So then a couple years later, we'll go ahead and release one or two more seasons in 'value' boxes, and we'll halfass the dub more and more the later it goes, like just make it clear we no longer give a sh*t. Then, when they're so starved for releases that they're glad to get anything at all, we'll abandon the whole thing 150 episodes in."

"This is exactly why I married you."

*maniacal laughter*
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"So then a couple years later, we'll go ahead and release one or two more seasons in 'value' boxes, and we'll halfass the dub more and more the later it goes, like just make it clear we no longer give a sh*t. Then, when they're so starved for releases that they're glad to get anything at all, we'll abandon the whole thing 150 episodes in."

"This is exactly why I married you."

*maniacal laughter*
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Ai: Wha, where is Borealis going?!
Conan: Scotland. And she didn't even tell the people in the forum.
*shot by grammar police*

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Sonoko and Ran are reading a Sherlock Holmes novel.
Sonoko: now I get why that deductions freak loves this...
Ran: Don't tell me she also has that fetish...
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Spoiler: what Akai and Sera have in common...
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