Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[redangelran]

I will not make a program that determines whether Gin has applied lipstick for the day or not

[Iwamoto Yuri]

I will not genderbend Gin with my genderbend machine, this may cost me my life

[Suutashi]

I will not go into other Org members' room at night when they are supposed to be asleep while dressed up as the ghost of those that they have killed.

[sstimson]

We must never let others outside the BO know we started DRM (Digital rights management), and DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act). We also are part of a world collection of data from forcing Activation. Yes, We own or maybe control is a better word, MICROSOFT!

[alicetama]

I will not have a 'girls only' slumber party with Vermouth and Chianti, and ask them if they like any boys.

[redangelran]

I will not have a 'girls only' slumber party with Vermouth and Chianti, and ask them if they like any boys.

XD

[Suutashi]

I will not heed any of my victim's/target's request for three steps to the door. Even if it is a rather catchy tune.

[Yurikochan]

I will not....*gets kidnapped*

Gin: Why did we hire her again? *facepalms*

I will also not fake a kidnapping and ask Gin to rescue me.

[Suutashi]

I will not plant tiny, hidden microphones, speakers and cameras into people's bedroom or bathroom.  Nor will I play music through the hidden speakers in order to record someone singing or dancing to the song being played.

[sstimson]

I should not start a pool on which underling Gin kills this week.

[Suutashi]

I will not get Gin a home tutor. Even if the tutor is considered to be the world's greatest hit man.

[Conan-chandesune]

For a woman in the Black org: I will not sleep with another member by pretending to be Vermouth.

[sstimson]

If I see ANYTHING that has the letters C H E K H O V in them, as they are giving away all our secrets, I will get the letter changing villain from the 'Electric Company' and change those last four letters to C K O F F . These leaks must STOP!!

[Suutashi]

I will not bribe Gin into saying Voi at the beginning of most of the sentences he speaks.

[Bloody Haven]

Sorry if some of these have been mentioned:

- I will not stalk people while disguised as any other members
- I will not graffiti Gin's car with rainbows and unicorns 
- I will not ask Vermouth what a "martini" is
- I will not email Gin coupons to the best hairdressers
- I will not hide Vodka's hat/sunglasses, and laugh when he gets freaked out
- I will not accidentally bump into Gin and say "Excuse me, miss."
- Nor will I cut his hair
- I will not message Rye pretending to be Akemi and dump him