The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Conan : "...So that's what happened. Got all that, Ran-Neechan?"
Ran  : *Over BadgeCom* : "Mmmm... thanks Conan-kun. I needed that."
Ayumi : *Thinking* "How dare she use Conan-kun's deductions to get off! Only I'm allowed to do that!"
Mitsuhiko : *Thinking* "I feel weird... down there..."
Haibara : *Thinking* "Dammit Ran. Now I need to find a bathroom! Good thing I'm barely even in this shot."

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Kazuha : "I've finally mastered the art of Firebending! Now nothing can stand between me and Heiji!"

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Heiji : "Kudo! What the hell is going on?! Why is everything on fire?!"
Conan : "WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!"
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Citan wrote: *the two relating to firebending*
Amazing, just stupendous xD

Curious though...
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Haibara : *Thinking* "I need to make an anti-deductions vaccine. This is getting out of hand."
How does Haibara know what the kids were thinking? Is she fallen victim to the deductions as well? Did Agasa have a similar reaction?  :o ... :|

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Shiratori: Aha, so you're pregnant with Takagi's child?
Satou: Don't tell Megure!
Shiratori: Oh, I'm sure I can forget. But you'll have to do something for me.
Satou: Damn it, I knew you'd use this against me!
Shiratori: It's not that bad. I just need you to help me if I ever need to get Kobayashi a gift.
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Satou: ...And that's how I convinced Shiratori not to tell.
Takagi: Why do I have a feeling we'd be better off just telling Megure?

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Conan: Yes. ...Yes, that's right. Prepare the trap.
Ayumi: Conan, what are you talking about?
Mitsuhiko: I believe he's trying to catch a criminal.
Conan: Yeah. Use the cream stew as bait.

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Conan: Wow, I totally understand why you grab onto my shoulders all the time. It gives you this weird feeling of assurance.
Haibara: ...And now I understand why you don't like it so much. It makes you feel awkward.
Akai: *quietly/thinking* I'm in your background, creeping on your ships

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Heiji: Kudo, I am this close to flying over to Tokyo and kicking your ass.
Kazuha: Oh, feeling mad? Well, use that energy and beat the competition~

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Kazuha: I will confess to Heiji! I WILL!
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Heiji: ...And then Kazuha went like this! ...And then I ran.
Conan: I...don't blame you. ...Excuse me, I've...got to iron the pet unicorn Ran keeps in her closet.
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Hmm... you have a point, Sonoci. I just didn't want that caption to get TOO suggestive so I refrained from getting overly detailed. I'll make some corrections though.
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Citan wrote: Hmm... you have a point, Sonoci. I just didn't want that caption to get TOO suggestive so I refrained from getting overly detailed. I'll make some corrections though.
Oh lord, nice "corrections" xD

Also, I love how Ran x Deductions is basically canon around here it seems :X
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sonoci wrote:
Citan wrote: Hmm... you have a point, Sonoci. I just didn't want that caption to get TOO suggestive so I refrained from getting overly detailed. I'll make some corrections though.
Oh lord, nice "corrections" xD

Also, I love how Ran x Deductions is basically canon around here it seems :X
It pretty much has become so, yeah. You started that though if I remember right, so you have nobody to blame but yourself! :p
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Kazuha: I'm from flaming Mars!
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Heiji: I feel her! I'm affected!
Conan: Do you want bucket of water?
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just curious... does anyone know which ep is this image from ? :D
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just curious... does anyone know which ep is this image from ? :D
Man from Chicago/James Black/Panda Car case, the second episode- 259,usually you can pinpoint the episode with the first 3 digit of my screenshot name, but this one I took more than 10 from 259 so it went to 2601.
If you watch Detective Conan - 259 [Kaizou][C1C1D598], it should be at the 17:55 mark.
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Megure: TO THE BATMOBIL!

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Conan: *deduce*
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Ran: ah.. Can you hold my bag for a moment? I ah... need to go to the bathroom...

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half a hour into the meeting for the confrontation with the BO.
The first point had been about Conan and Haibaras "situation"

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Kazuha: I WANTED SUSHI FOR DINNER!
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Heiji: BUT THEY HAD RUN OUT OF IT!
Behold: Kazuha and Heijis "theatrical acting".
*shot by grammar police*

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Conan: I just learned something terrible! A person who looks like GIN just paid for and bought Shogakukan,
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Kogoro: Wait a minute, did you guys just say you were clients?
Mitsuhiko: Yeah. Why else would we come when Conan's not home?
Genta: ...And, y'know, ask you to investigate him? ...Hm, Mitsuhiko, I think we should find another detective. This one seems dim.

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We all knew that Haibara wasn't normal due to her background, but really Conan? No reaction at all?

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Megure had always played the Gumshoe, but this year's Ace Attorney play he's trying out for the prosecutor.

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The animation staff tried something new to display Conan deducing. It didn't work out too well.

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The next OVA was planned to have Shinichi show up with Ran and Haibara as his angel and devil on the shoulders. ...They scrapped the idea D:

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Sonoko: Whoa, the runt is really thinking isn't he?
Ran: I wonder what he's thinking?
Shinichi: *thinking* Did I put everything back where it was? Ohhh, man, if Haibara figures out I was there-
Conan: *thinking* Get a hold of yourself! We just have to get on the skateboard, rush over there-
Shinichi: *thinking* And knock her out cold?
Conan: *thinking* If she didn't see it yet, no, but if she did...we may have to go to further measures.

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Ran was about to kick Conan in the face after she got the final Shinichi=Conan clue she needed
But then Conan made this face
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Takagi: Do you know the truth?
Megure: Stop asking questions you can't handle the truth! I also can't! For goodness sake, go back to police HQ for next demo water wipeout!
Takagi: I think I know why we lost our memories... we've been dunk too much.

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Ran: Minimynieminimoe
Yukkiko: Minimynieminimoe
Shinichi: Spare my ears! My ears are too thin to handle the game!
Ran: Minimynieminimoe
*Shinichi dive in soft water of snow in attempt to hide but his two legs stuck up in air, horribly reminded them of ostrict's pose*
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Conan : "Huh... So there's no horn under here after all..."
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