The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Supernatural Delight]

I love your captions Citan. The Heiji brony one was pretty darn funny too. There was a caption that I've been wanting to do with that picture for a while.



Kazuha is a hunk of burnin' love.

[Kaito Lady]

Haibara : "How are you feeling, Kudo-kun?"
Conan : "I just had major surgery after losing most of my blood from a gunshot wound. How do you think I feel?"
Haibara : "You definately sound miserable." *Pulls gun*
Conan : "GAH! WHAT THE HELL, HAIBARA!"
Haibara : "So I'm going to put you out of your misery."
Conan : "HAIBARA NO! DON'T!!"
Haibara : *Pulls trigger* "Get well soon, Kudo-kun."
Conan : "What the... but you just said..."
Haibara : "...Yes?"
Conan : "You were going to put me out of my misery... DAMMIT!"
Haibara : "Exactly. Now you're not miserable anymore, are you?"
Conan : "This is simultaniously the creepiest, and the most thoughtful thing you've ever done."

XD awesome

XD really good one!

[redangelran]

I love your captions Citan. The Heiji brony one was pretty darn funny too. There was a caption that I've been wanting to do with that picture for a while.



Kazuha is a hunk of burnin' love.

LOOOL XD

[angelranchan]

Sonoko: My boyfriend won a tournament just for me. ha~
Ran: Shinichi confessed to me. ha~
Kazuha *feels left out*

Poor Kazuha~ x"DDDD

Ran : ShinRan, AiCon..My foot! ConRan is the best~! and Conan is mine! Here, I bring witnesses, Gosho Aoyama's assistants!
GA assistant (left side) : Sorry to disappoint you fans..But they are the real couple
Me : *facepalm*

[Borealis]

Ran: You turn him back into Shinichi RIGHT NOW! Or at least let me have a bigger role in this series!
Tall guy: Fat chance, girl.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: Brand new 655

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[angelranchan]

[mihai]

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Conan: *proceeds to explain the case*
Kogoro:  *thinking* I don't even care this 7 years old kid is smarter than me and is solving the case I should be solving. I just want to eat that cookie....
Megure: *thinking* Back off, Mouri. Midori got angry at me and since i got no bentou, I haven't ate all day!!

[Citan]

Kogoro : "I know who you really are, brat!"
Conan : "...Oh?"
Kogoro : "You're that Kudo punk!"
Conan : "...And?"
Kogoro : "...And you've been helping me solve my cases, so I can't tell anyone who you really are without destroying my own reputation!"
Conan : "Very good! You really are improving as a detective!"
Kogoro : "Damn you, kid. Damn you straight to hell."
Conan : "If you think you hate me now, wait until I marry Ran and become your Son-In-Law."

[dumytru]

Kogoro : "I know who you really are, brat!"
Conan : "...Oh?"
Kogoro : "You're that Kudo punk!"
Conan : "...And?"
Kogoro : "...And you've been helping me solve my cases, so I can't tell anyone who you really are without destroying my own reputation!"
Conan : "Very good! You really are improving as a detective!"
Kogoro : "Damn you, kid. Damn you straight to hell."
Conan : "If you think you hate me now, wait until I marry Ran and become your Son-In-Law."

this....
the best think to read before going to sleep

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: rest of 655

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LMAO, this have to be in the funniest scene HOF

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LOL

[Partsu]

Ran : ShinRan, AiCon..My foot! ConRan is the best~! and Conan is mine! Here, I bring witnesses, Gosho Aoyama's assistants!
GA assistant (left side) : Sorry to disappoint you fans..But they are the real couple
Me : *facepalm*

YAY!!!!
party!
I win! I win!
I knew she was shotacon-deduction fetish girl!


don't you dare ay you joked or I'll kill you

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Heiji: Kazuha I love you! Do you like me back?
Kazuha: Eh-I-wha-?
Heiji: Kazuha this is important! I need to beat Kudo at something!
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6551.png[/img]
Secretly, Kazuha wishes for the above to happen, that way she can sort of beat Ran in a way.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6552.png[/img]
Kogoro: Why are you such a little troll!?
Conan: I can't help it. Blame my parents.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6553.png[/img]
Conan: Since you guys asked, I'll tell you why I don't like magic - I am the master of trickery. Watch as I multiply that piece of cake into two.
Kogoro: Pft, like you could actua-
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All: SORCERY!! oAo

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Ran: I'm borrowing Conan.
Heiji: Sure, but...what's with him.
Conan: Kazuha...right hand...six...
Kazuha: Nooooo! Don't say it Conan!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6556.png[/img]
After Conan finally spilled the beans about being Shinichi
Ran and him made an awesome team
And by that we mean that he did the deductions and she kicked ass.
So yeah, awesome

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Ran: Man, they're such good friends! Look, he's telling Conan about your confession.
Kazuha: ...Actually, he ran over here before it came out.
Ran: ...O-Oh, really? ...Then your confession is similar to Shinichi's.
Kazuha: Huh?
Ran: After he confessed...I ran.
Kazuha: ... -_-

[angelranchan]

Kogoro : "I know who you really are, brat!"
Conan : "...Oh?"
Kogoro : "You're that Kudo punk!"
Conan : "...And?"
Kogoro : "...And you've been helping me solve my cases, so I can't tell anyone who you really are without destroying my own reputation!"
Conan : "Very good! You really are improving as a detective!"
Kogoro : "Damn you, kid. Damn you straight to hell."
Conan : "If you think you hate me now, wait until I marry Ran and become your Son-In-Law."

hihihihi! >xDDDDD
(imagining Conan's voice while reading this)

[Jecka]

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6553.png[/img]
Conan: Since you guys asked, I'll tell you why I don't like magic - I am the master of trickery. Watch as I multiply that piece of cake into two.
Kogoro: Pft, like you could actua-
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6554.png[/img]
All: SORCERY!! oAo

XD