The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Haibara: Remember that time you had a tantrum on the table?
Conan: Y-Yeah?
Haibara: I taped it.
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Conan: ...Why? Gonna blackmail me or something?
Haibara: No. Don't you realize how hilarious it is to play it back and imagine you full-size doing that? It's the only thing that makes me laugh nowadays. ...Though, I'll admit, blackmail's a good idea.
Conan: ...Why do I even talk to you?

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Conan: ...All right guys, you've got the timing of which situations to use it in since that guy was very rude to us, but you've gotta remember - put down your index finger. It makes allll the difference.

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Conan!Bag: Takagi you've gotta help!
Takagi: JESUS GRANDMA
Conan!Bag: Oh for the love of-Yes, I'm a bag. It's weird I know, but that's why you need to help me.
Takagi: ...What was the heck was the what the what the what...?
Conan!Bag: *sigh* Maybe the DB would be more helpful.

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Kogoro: And last of all in these "Perfect Father Lessons" remember to always discipline your children. VIOLENTLY
Conan: D':

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Just as Megure was going to interrupt Shinichi mid-deduction, he got a major headache.
Ran: *thinking* Hah, that'll teach you to mess with deduction time, fatso. My unicorn powers will not allow wonderful deduction time to be interrupted. I mean look! Deduction time even makes that tacky turtleneck look 3x more sexy~

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*during the scene where this indeed came from (aka Shinichi asking about bras)*
Ran: *thinking* Oh my good lord, he's deducing something and bras are involved. I've never been so turned on in my life. B-But I've gotta act natural, I still don't know if he likes me yet. ...But what would natural be? Uhhh...when in doubt, go tsundere!
And thus she did.

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Kogoro: That's it kid! I'll just eat you and finish this once and for all!
Conan: Meep! o_o

[eva]

Spoiler:

[Borealis]

Takagi: Ah, please, I just escaped from a life threatening situation!


Ai: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY HEAD?!
Boys: nothing.


Sonoko: My boyfriend won a tournament just for me. ha~
Ran: Shinichi confessed to me. ha~
Kazuha *feels left out*

[sstimson]

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The Bo required that Gin retake the requirement test. He must ride a roller coaster 10 times in a
row without saying a word, opening his mouth, or getting sick.

He is seen here with seven other Bo test subjects who are trying to join the Bo.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

Ai: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY HEAD?!
Boys: nothing.

On page 1 it said crop the captions from your screenshots, and if you are going to post episode 656 stuff(DCTP still haven't released 655 yet)  please at least use a spoiler.

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

Ai: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY HEAD?!
Boys: nothing.

On page 1 it said crop the captions from your screenshots, and if you are going to post episode 656 stuff(DCTP still haven't released 655 yet)  please at least use a spoiler.

It was actually eva that posted that picture, not Borealis

[Blah]

This one is from a very long time ago but I really wanted to do this caption. I'm sorry that it's so old...and stupid. I just couldn't help myself.

Spoiler:

Shinichi: Um, Haibara, how much baiganr did you put in this latest antidote?

I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong.

Sorry again. 

[mihai]

Spoiler:

After Kogoro found out about Ran's fetish:
Kogoro: Soyou got your hair like that your hair gets like that around Conan because you get hor...
Ran: Watch your mouth, mister!

that was a good one , edited a bit

Ran: See mom? He solved the whole case through text message!
Eri: That's nice Ran, but don't you think it's also a little insulting to the police force?
Conan: *thinking* I'd think it's more insulting that people believe your husband is smarter when he's asleep than when he's awake.

+1000

Ran: Don't worry about Hattori, he's just joking!
Sera: At least I don't have to worry about him being a competitor when it comes to keeping secrets.
Heiji: I threw her off the trail, Kudo.
Sera: ...I can hear him. I can honestly hear-Wait, can't you?
Ran: Hear what?
Sera: Dear lord, what have I got myself into?

^

Conan: Hattori, I don't even want to know why you're staring at my ass with that look.
Heiji:    I'm starting to agree with your girlfriend about this, Kudou.


Vodka: Aniki, could you lend me some superglue you used? My hat will fly off any minute now.
Gin:     ........I don't have any left, this wind is really strong.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Person offscreen: Who just farted?
Everyone: *points*
Person offscreen: ...At least your all honest.

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Haibara: Kudo, I finally have an answer for you - there is something on your face. Shock.
Conan: ... o_o
Haibara: >:3
Conan: ...Wait...does that mean...?
Haibara: ...?
Conan: Are you coming on to me?
Haibara: ...Oh how I wish there were bullets in this.

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Hattori's doing his best to imitate Haibara's meme face at Kudo's appearance.
Meanwhile, Kazuha also reveals that she has the same fetish as Ran.

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Shinichi: Oh, and Haibara?
Haibara: Y-Yeah...?
Shinichi: I love you.
Haibara: o//////o
Shinichi: *thinking* Ha! Finally, I troll her back >:3 Pft, she's probably repulsed right now. Yeeeeah, I showed her.
Haibara: *thinking* I can't believe it. He confessed to me first. Now, how to rub it in to that unicorn girl without being outright rude?

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A scene from an earlier DC
Ran: I really am glad you're back, Shinichi.
Shinichi: Me too. ...Man, this diner's delicious.
Ran: It's not the only thing.
Shinichi: The dessert?
Ran: In a way, I guess you could say that. Though, dessert isn't usually adorable, Mr. Puffy cheeks~
Eventually Gosho decided he didn't want Ran being the pants in the relationship, so changes were made.
A pity, it is :<

[mihai]

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Conan: *thinking loud* If this was a Gin bottle, it would be the best weapon to kill that silver haired guy.
*on a low voice* If they somehow find my fingerprints on the bottle, I can just call Jodie-sensei

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Kogoro: *knowing Ran is not around* Did you mention some alcohol, Conan? Your plan is great but let me dring the contents first, no need for such fine alcohol to go to waste!
Megure:  *thinking* Damn you Mouri, what are you teaching him? *loud* Won't that still be a cold blooded crime, Conan-kun? Even if you helped the whole police department, there's no way it will be overlooked!



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Haibara: So, what were you looking for in my underwear drawer?
Conan:  Uhh....that...I can explain..*thinking* "Crap, I hope she hasn't noticed the missing " *loud* I was..uh...looking to see if you had some antidote left.

[Citan]

Haibara : "How are you feeling, Kudo-kun?"
Conan : "I just had major surgery after losing most of my blood from a gunshot wound. How do you think I feel?"
Haibara : "You definately sound miserable." *Pulls gun*
Conan : "GAH! WHAT THE HELL, HAIBARA!"
Haibara : "So I'm going to put you out of your misery."
Conan : "HAIBARA NO! DON'T!!"
Haibara : *Pulls trigger* "Get well soon, Kudo-kun."
Conan : "What the... but you just said..."
Haibara : "...Yes?"
Conan : "You were going to put me out of my misery... DAMMIT!"
Haibara : "Exactly. Now you're not miserable anymore, are you?"
Conan : "This is simultaniously the creepiest, and the most thoughtful thing you've ever done."

[sonoci]

Conan: Wh-What the hell is this...?
Haibara: My way of saying get well soon.
Conan: ...Well, okay then, just don't try it with Agasa. In his condition it'll just give him a heart attack.

OR

Haibara: Ta-dah~
Conan: ...K...Kaitou Kid...? o_o
Haibara: ... -_-

[blahmoomoo]

Haibara : "How are you feeling, Kudo-kun?"
Conan : "I just had major surgery after losing most of my blood from a gunshot wound. How do you think I feel?"
Haibara : "You definately sound miserable." *Pulls gun*
Conan : "GAH! WHAT THE HELL, HAIBARA!"
Haibara : "So I'm going to put you out of your misery."
Conan : "HAIBARA NO! DON'T!!"
Haibara : *Pulls trigger* "Get well soon, Kudo-kun."
Conan : "What the... but you just said..."
Haibara : "...Yes?"
Conan : "You were going to put me out of my misery... DAMMIT!"
Haibara : "Exactly. Now you're not miserable anymore, are you?"
Conan : "This is simultaniously the creepiest, and the most thoughtful thing you've ever done."

YES

Sometimes it feels like there ought to be a thumbs up system on this thread. So awesome!

[Jecka]

Haibara : "How are you feeling, Kudo-kun?"
Conan : "I just had major surgery after losing most of my blood from a gunshot wound. How do you think I feel?"
Haibara : "You definately sound miserable." *Pulls gun*
Conan : "GAH! WHAT THE HELL, HAIBARA!"
Haibara : "So I'm going to put you out of your misery."
Conan : "HAIBARA NO! DON'T!!"
Haibara : *Pulls trigger* "Get well soon, Kudo-kun."
Conan : "What the... but you just said..."
Haibara : "...Yes?"
Conan : "You were going to put me out of my misery... DAMMIT!"
Haibara : "Exactly. Now you're not miserable anymore, are you?"
Conan : "This is simultaniously the creepiest, and the most thoughtful thing you've ever done."

XD awesome