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Conan: Where! Is! My! Cow!
Ayumi: Uh. What are you talking about?
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Conan: What?! Does that mean that no one is getting my references?
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Kazuha: I am tired of waiting. I am going to do it!

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Ran: Kazuha, you have never used magic before. Is this safe?
Kazuha: Does not matter here I go!

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MDavid wrote:
Spoiler: Long BO story
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M400.png[/img]

Kogoro: You are suspicious to me...I always fall asleep when you are around...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M301.png[/img]

Kogoro: ...so this time you are going to be the one who is sleeping! Go to bed now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M300.png[/img]

Conan: That drill punch gave me a brilliant idea! I know what to do now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M302.png[/img]

Ran: Ai-chan sent you this. Is this a painkiller or something?
Conan thinking: If I take this test antidote and follow my plan...

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0011.png[/img]

TV: I am Kudo Shinichi. If you know anything about the Black Organization, meet me in Tropical Land.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: That detective kid is still alive?
Gin: We are going to Tropical Land.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5092.png[/img]

Haibara: What have you done? We are dead!
Conan: I know it's risky, but like this they won't have time to come after my friends.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6541.png[/img]

Kazuha: Shinichi is back! You must go to Tropical Land!

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0631.png[/img]

Ayumi: We are going to Tropical Land. Are you coming with us Conan?

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0630.png[/img]

Conan: Don't go there! It's dangerous!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/1305.png[/img]

Ayumi: But I want to tell that Shinichi detective about the place those people live.
Conan: Tell me now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M403.png[/img]

Ayumi: Sorry, but I want to tell him first.
Conan: Huh, okay, let's go to Tropical Land then.
Haibara thinking: What would you do without my antidotes, Kudo-kun?

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0014.png[/img]

Ayumi: ...and the serious-looking people with black clothes live right there!
Shinichi: Thank you for telling me. You really helped me out. I have to go now.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0012.png[/img]

Ran: I found you! You know what will happen if you escape spending time with me again.
Shinichi: I really am in a hurry, but we could ride the rollercoaster i guess.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0013.png[/img]

Vodka: He is right in front of us, Aniki.
Gin: Why did he return to this place? It must be a trap. We return to base and track him down.

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6540.png[/img]

Kazuha: I can't believe you let him get away again!
Ran: He said it will be over real soon. I had a feeling i have to trust him.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6542.png[/img]

Heiji: Kazuha, what are you talking about?
Kazuha: You stay out of this!

[img width=600]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg837/sc ... es=landing[/img]

Conan: Finally! So this is the place...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/1340.png[/img]

Anokata: What are you doing here, boy? This is no place for little kids...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Who are you?
Gin: It can't be....

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M303.png[/img]

Conan: Edogawa Conan....no....Kudo Shinichi, detective!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Oh no, and the boss...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M303.png[/img]

Conan: Don't worry. He is sleeping in a safe place. And i've already got the APTX-4869 too.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Is that a soccer ball?

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M902.png[/img]

Megure: Can I just stop reading out the crimes of that organization now? It is just too long.
lol I never thought of doing anything like that
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MDavid wrote:
Spoiler: Long BO story
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Kogoro: You are suspicious to me...I always fall asleep when you are around...

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Kogoro: ...so this time you are going to be the one who is sleeping! Go to bed now!

Image

Conan: That drill punch gave me a brilliant idea! I know what to do now!

Image

Ran: Ai-chan sent you this. Is this a painkiller or something?
Conan thinking: If I take this test antidote and follow my plan...

A BIT LATER

Image

TV: I am Kudo Shinichi. If you know anything about the Black Organization, meet me in Tropical Land.

Image

Vodka: That detective kid is still alive?
Gin: We are going to Tropical Land.

Image

Haibara: What have you done? We are dead!
Conan: I know it's risky, but like this they won't have time to come after my friends.

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Kazuha: Shinichi is back! You must go to Tropical Land!

A BIT LATER

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Ayumi: We are going to Tropical Land. Are you coming with us Conan?

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Conan: Don't go there! It's dangerous!

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Ayumi: But I want to tell that Shinichi detective about the place those people live.
Conan: Tell me now!

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Ayumi: Sorry, but I want to tell him first.
Conan: Huh, okay, let's go to Tropical Land then.
Haibara thinking: What would you do without my antidotes, Kudo-kun?

A BIT LATER

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Ayumi: ...and the serious-looking people with black clothes live right there!
Shinichi: Thank you for telling me. You really helped me out. I have to go now.

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Ran: I found you! You know what will happen if you escape spending time with me again.
Shinichi: I really am in a hurry, but we could ride the rollercoaster i guess.

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Vodka: He is right in front of us, Aniki.
Gin: Why did he return to this place? It must be a trap. We return to base and track him down.

A BIT LATER

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Kazuha: I can't believe you let him get away again!
Ran: He said it will be over real soon. I had a feeling i have to trust him.

Image

Heiji: Kazuha, what are you talking about?
Kazuha: You stay out of this!

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Conan: Finally! So this is the place...

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Anokata: What are you doing here, boy? This is no place for little kids...

Image

Vodka: Who are you?
Gin: It can't be....

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Conan: Edogawa Conan....no....Kudo Shinichi, detective!

Image

Vodka: Oh no, and the boss...

Image

Conan: Don't worry. He is sleeping in a safe place. And i've already got the APTX-4869 too.

Image

Vodka: Is that a soccer ball?

A BIT LATER

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Megure: Can I just stop reading out the crimes of that organization now? It is just too long.
haha~ the story really have flow~ now i'm liking vodka because of this xDDDD
the repeating photos of coan and ginvodka~ haha
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sorry about this. But if you look at Shinichi a certain way . . .

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Ayumi: Wow. They look great. How long ago did they come in?
Shinichi.: What are you talking about?
Ayumi: Do you not feel them. You got the right shadow and you got the right upper body shape.
Shinichi: So.
Ayumi: You do not know you got 'bumps' on your chest. Hope mine come in soon.
Shinichi : Again, I am not sure what you are talking about.
Ayumi: You got BREASTS!

After looking down

Shinichi: Darn. Ran's are bigger then mine.
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sstimson wrote: sorry about this. But if you look at Shinichi a certain way . . .

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Ayumi: Wow. They look great. How long ago did they come in?
Shinichi.: What are you talking about?
Ayumi: Do you not feel them. You got the right shadow and you got the right upper body shape.
Shinichi: So.
Ayumi: You do not know you got 'bumps' on your chest. Hope mine come in soon.
Shinichi : Again, I am not sure what you are talking about.
Ayumi: You got BREASTS!

After looking down

Shinichi: Darn. Ran's are bigger then mine.
I think that's the funniest one you've ever done! XD

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MDavid wrote:
Spoiler: Long BO story
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M400.png[/img]

Kogoro: You are suspicious to me...I always fall asleep when you are around...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M301.png[/img]

Kogoro: ...so this time you are going to be the one who is sleeping! Go to bed now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M300.png[/img]

Conan: That drill punch gave me a brilliant idea! I know what to do now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M302.png[/img]

Ran: Ai-chan sent you this. Is this a painkiller or something?
Conan thinking: If I take this test antidote and follow my plan...

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0011.png[/img]

TV: I am Kudo Shinichi. If you know anything about the Black Organization, meet me in Tropical Land.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: That detective kid is still alive?
Gin: We are going to Tropical Land.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5092.png[/img]

Haibara: What have you done? We are dead!
Conan: I know it's risky, but like this they won't have time to come after my friends.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6541.png[/img]

Kazuha: Shinichi is back! You must go to Tropical Land!

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0631.png[/img]

Ayumi: We are going to Tropical Land. Are you coming with us Conan?

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0630.png[/img]

Conan: Don't go there! It's dangerous!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/1305.png[/img]

Ayumi: But I want to tell that Shinichi detective about the place those people live.
Conan: Tell me now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M403.png[/img]

Ayumi: Sorry, but I want to tell him first.
Conan: Huh, okay, let's go to Tropical Land then.
Haibara thinking: What would you do without my antidotes, Kudo-kun?

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0014.png[/img]

Ayumi: ...and the serious-looking people with black clothes live right there!
Shinichi: Thank you for telling me. You really helped me out. I have to go now.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0012.png[/img]

Ran: I found you! You know what will happen if you escape spending time with me again.
Shinichi: I really am in a hurry, but we could ride the roller coaster i guess.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0013.png[/img]

Vodka: He is right in front of us, Aniki.
Gin: Why did he return to this place? It must be a trap. We return to base and track him down.

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6540.png[/img]

Kazuha: I can't believe you let him get away again!
Ran: He said it will be over real soon. I had a feeling i have to trust him.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6542.png[/img]

Heiji: Kazuha, what are you talking about?
Kazuha: You stay out of this!

[img width=600]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg837/sc ... es=landing[/img]

Conan: Finally! So this is the place...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/1340.png[/img]

Anokata: What are you doing here, boy? This is no place for little kids...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Who are you?
Gin: It can't be....

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M303.png[/img]

Conan: Edogawa Conan....no....Kudo Shinichi, detective!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Oh no, and the boss...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M303.png[/img]

Conan: Don't worry. He is sleeping in a safe place. And i've already got the APTX-4869 too.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Is that a soccer ball?

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M902.png[/img]

Megure: Can I just stop reading out the crimes of that organization now? It is just too long.
this is good! :D
though the "I am Kudo Shinichi. If you know anything about the Black Organization, meet me in Tropical Land." might not work...how many would get what the**** he means by Black organization? he should explain it a bit...but otherwise very enjoyable little story and awesome captioning!
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MDavid wrote:
Spoiler: Long BO story
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M400.png[/img]

Kogoro: You are suspicious to me...I always fall asleep when you are around...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M301.png[/img]

Kogoro: ...so this time you are going to be the one who is sleeping! Go to bed now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M300.png[/img]

Conan: That drill punch gave me a brilliant idea! I know what to do now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M302.png[/img]

Ran: Ai-chan sent you this. Is this a painkiller or something?
Conan thinking: If I take this test antidote and follow my plan...

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0011.png[/img]

TV: I am Kudo Shinichi. If you know anything about the Black Organization, meet me in Tropical Land.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: That detective kid is still alive?
Gin: We are going to Tropical Land.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5092.png[/img]

Haibara: What have you done? We are dead!
Conan: I know it's risky, but like this they won't have time to come after my friends.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6541.png[/img]

Kazuha: Shinichi is back! You must go to Tropical Land!

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0631.png[/img]

Ayumi: We are going to Tropical Land. Are you coming with us Conan?

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0630.png[/img]

Conan: Don't go there! It's dangerous!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/1305.png[/img]

Ayumi: But I want to tell that Shinichi detective about the place those people live.
Conan: Tell me now!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M403.png[/img]

Ayumi: Sorry, but I want to tell him first.
Conan: Huh, okay, let's go to Tropical Land then.
Haibara thinking: What would you do without my antidotes, Kudo-kun?

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0014.png[/img]

Ayumi: ...and the serious-looking people with black clothes live right there!
Shinichi: Thank you for telling me. You really helped me out. I have to go now.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0012.png[/img]

Ran: I found you! You know what will happen if you escape spending time with me again.
Shinichi: I really am in a hurry, but we could ride the rollercoaster i guess.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0013.png[/img]

Vodka: He is right in front of us, Aniki.
Gin: Why did he return to this place? It must be a trap. We return to base and track him down.

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6540.png[/img]

Kazuha: I can't believe you let him get away again!
Ran: He said it will be over real soon. I had a feeling i have to trust him.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/6542.png[/img]

Heiji: Kazuha, what are you talking about?
Kazuha: You stay out of this!

[img width=600]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg837/sc ... es=landing[/img]

Conan: Finally! So this is the place...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/1340.png[/img]

Anokata: What are you doing here, boy? This is no place for little kids...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Who are you?
Gin: It can't be....

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M303.png[/img]

Conan: Edogawa Conan....no....Kudo Shinichi, detective!

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Oh no, and the boss...

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M303.png[/img]

Conan: Don't worry. He is sleeping in a safe place. And i've already got the APTX-4869 too.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/0015.png[/img]

Vodka: Is that a soccer ball?

A BIT LATER

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/M902.png[/img]

Megure: Can I just stop reading out the crimes of that organization now? It is just too long.
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That stroy was great MDavid! Good idea! :D
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