Grant a wish game

[miikosan]

Granted, because my definition of delicious is "extremely sour".

I wish two months will pass by very quickly.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but it doesn't just stop their, the months keep passing by very quickly, and pretty soon the Sun dies out and the human race goes extinct.

I wish I didn't have to work now, but that you wouldn't corrupt this by saying that I don't have a job anymore.

[miikosan]

Granted, you still have a job, you just don't do it.

I wish I was more artistic.

[Hanakochan10]

Granted. You can now draw numbers perfectly. Have fun with that.

I wish I could draw Ai-chan perfectly!

[Jecka]

Granted, you can now draw very sad pictures

I wish my laptop had an endless battery life

[Hanakochan10]

Granted, but the computer fell out the window and is now in little bitty peices, and for compensation you got an extremely old computer with only 1% of battery left. Have fun with that! ^^

I wish I had more pespi!

[Jecka]

granted but the bottle was incorrectly labeled. Guess what you got instead...

I wish for no school tomorrow

[Hanakochan10]

What did I get? Coke!? OuO

Granted, you have no School tomorrow, because your principle has canceled 'School', and created 'Skool' because he dislikes odd spellings. Skool is the exact same thing as school, except it's 3x harder and the name is spelled differently. Because of this, you become completely confused tomorrow and get all '0%/0/F-'! ^^

I wish I wasn't so lazy and would get off my @$$ to get more food XD

[Jecka]

What did I get? Coke!? OuO

Yes

Wish granted. But now you can't stop working and soon you have a huge burn out. Now you're so tired you can't eat anything for a little while.

I wish to get home safely today.

[Kaito Lady]

granted, but when you get there your home isnt there anymore


i wish i could stop being lazy DX

[redangelran]

granted.

now you are loaded with several kinds of chores.

I wish for happiness

[Jecka]

Granted but sometimes too much of a good thing is bad and now no one is happy.

I wish I get a good enough percentage on my finals so I can graduate.

[KawanoMino]

Granted, but after you graduated you were thrown back into collage, accused of using a magical wish-granting machine to help you graduate.

I wish that it was Friday.

[Jecka]

Granted but now every but It's Friday the 13th and you actually get bad luck

I wish for cotton candy

[phreak_91]

Granted, however it causes you to get cavities and lose all your teeth.

I wish getting out of bed in the morning was easier for me.