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Man In Back : "Honey, did you do something to your hair? It looks different."
Woman In Back : "Oh, you mean this? I saw a young woman with the most gorgeous cherry-blond hair talking to some Blues-Brothers cosplayers as I was driving home. Her perm job was so beautiful, I just had to try it out!
Conan : *thinking* "Blues Brothers cosplayers, and a woman with cherry-blond hair? Could she mean... nah, it couldn't be right?"

*Two Months Later*

Gin : *Rolling over the woman's body with his foot to look at her face* "Huh. Wasn't her. Whoops."
Vodka : "Bro, you really gotta learn to restrain yourself. Just because you see a woman who has the same haircut as Sherry doesn't mean it's her."
Gin : "I know. I just can't help myself. I want to catch that traitor so badly."
Vodka : "We will, Bro, but you gotta contain yourself or next thing we know you'll be blowing up a skyscraper to kill the wrong woman."
Gin : "Come on. What are the odds of me doing something like that?"
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Citan wrote: Image

Man In Back : "Honey, did you do something to your hair? It looks different."
Woman In Back : "Oh, you mean this? I saw a young woman with the most gorgeous cherry-blond hair talking to some Blues-Brothers cosplayers as I was driving home. Her perm job was so beautiful, I just had to try it out!
Conan : *thinking* "Blues Brothers cosplayers, and a woman with cherry-blond hair? Could she mean... nah, it couldn't be right?"

*Two Months Later*

Gin : *Rolling over the woman's body with his foot to look at her face* "Huh. Wasn't her. Whoops."
Vodka : "Bro, you really gotta learn to restrain yourself. Just because you see a woman who has the same haircut as Sherry doesn't mean it's her."
Gin : "I know. I just can't help myself. I want to catch that traitor so badly."
Vodka : "We will, Bro, but you gotta contain yourself or next thing we know you'll be blowing up a skyscraper to kill the wrong woman."
Gin : "Come on. What are the odds of me doing something like that?"
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Vermouth: Gin you have one hell of a knot in you hair.

??? how the hell did i forget the image?
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Ran : *dreaming* "Don't go... I love you so much..."
Conan : "Great, she's dreaming about me again. It always makes feel like such an assh--"
Ran : "I love you... Conan..."
Conan : "Okay... I'll just lie here and try to pretend that WASN'T intensely creepy..."
Conan : "..."
Conan : "Nope. Not working. Screaming in 3... 2... 1... AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
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Ran: I think I'm giving up Shinichi.
Conan: WHAT?!
Ran: Yeah, and I'll go and date Sonoko and cheat on her with Kazuha, then I will break up with both with one text message and go "spend the night" at Araide-Sensei's, bringing some wine and... toys. *Yawns* Well, goodnight Conan-kun.
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Ran: Sonoko! Your mouth is missing!
Conan/Sonoko: I know. It's skin colored duct tape. It's more impressive this way.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/2300.png[/img]
Oh Gin, I can't stop feeling your hair. Hey Vodka, why don't you ever use Pantene?

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/1120.png[/img]
Conan: Ok guys, I get that we hate Genta, but we don't have to go this far.
Mitsuhiko: What do you mean? Can't you help us cover this up?
Conan: But we're in a grave yard!
*Everyone stops and looks at him*
Conan: Riiight...

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Heiji: What?!! Who's telling everyone me and Kudo are in a relationship?!
Kazuha: *Telekinisus with Ran* Shimatta! He's on to us.
Ran: Quick say something!
Kazuha: *Out loud* Uh-uh...CONAN DID IT! 
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Spoiler: episode 81/82 with conan's VA Minami
[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0810.png[/img]
Minami: ...How do they do that?
Conan: Beats me. I've heard of messy eating, but it's just ridiculous to have food literally flying all over the place.

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DB: *to Haibara* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Haibara: *thinking* Damn it, so these are the puppy eyes Kudo told me about. *speaking* All right, fine, I'll buy you guys ice cream. ...Except for Kojima.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0812.png[/img]
There was an odd moment of fangirling from the DB when Minami did some Conan voices for them. And then...
Minami: If you guys want, I could do my evil Envy laughs for you. It'll sound just like your friend here!
Conan: Oh god, don't traumatize them...

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0813.png[/img]
Conan: ...What are you guys thinking about...?
Mitsuhiko: *sigh* Our idol.
Genta: Yeah.
Ayumi: So dreamy <3
Conan: ...Yaiba?
Mitsuhiko: Nope.
Ayumi: It's Kudo Shinichi~
Genta: He's awesome, don'tcha think?
Conan: U-Uh, yeah, but...I don't usually...have a face like that when I think of him. And...A-And you really shouldn't either. ._.;;

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0820.png[/img]
DB: Uhhhhh
Megure: Did I just hear you guys planning to kidnap Conan?
Genta: Uh, no. We were, uh...
Mitsuhiko: Saying...something that's popular right now.
Megure: And what's that?
Ayumi: To...To the moon, Alice? ...To the moon...
Spoiler:
[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0342.png[/img]
Ran: Conan...
Conan: Guh-Um, yes?
Ran: Are you deducing things in that little head of yours?
Conan: Uh...I-just...just thinking things through-
Ran: Oh, Conan, you really shouldn't. Not while we're in bed.
Conan: Why-?
Ran: If you do, my hair's not the only thing that's going to be horny.
Conan: o_____o

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/2291.png[/img]
Ran: Sonoko...are you-
"Sonoko": No, I'm not asleep. I just appear to be.
Ran: Uh, no, I was going to ask... Are you groping Conan?
"Sonoko": I...Well, I...It...appears to be so, doesn't it? ...Oh my.

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Vermouth: Aw, come on, Gin. You're just not the same as you used to be.
Gin: I told you. I changed.
Vermouth: That's no fun. ...Remember those parties you held? Those were fun.
Gin: Damn straight. ...But then my friends didn't like them anymore and didn't want to be friends with me. So then I had my last party with inanimate objects before I brutally murdered them all.
Major cookies if anyone knows what I'm referencing.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/1120.png[/img]
Conan was just innocently walking along when he saw a brutal murder.
Ayumi and Mitsuhiko had finally had enough of Genta stealing all of their seconds.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/1180.png[/img]
Heiji: Stop staring!
Kazuha: H-Heiji...No...
Conan: Wow. I can't believe there's a disease that makes your head swell that much.
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Conan & Ran: EHH?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER?!
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Sonoko: *Shudders* It's crazy! That doll looks so real! Why did you buy it?
Ran: Well, ever since Conan turned back into Shinichi, the house has been quiet.
Sonoko: So you got a doll that just stares at the TV all day...? Ran? Ran!
Ran: Damn he's sexy. 

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0341.png[/img]
Conan and Sonoko's favorite passtime:
Creeeeping...
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Vermouth discovered Gin's Secret.
Spoiler:
He likes pinkie pie (of MLP:FIM) and also throws so many parties. Unlike pinkie's in which they find an excuse not to go to another bad party, they goes to Gin's bad parties to make sure they get up in the morning ALIVE.
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Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer Sonoci! It's from that episode of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic where nobody comes to Pinkie's.... oh wait I'm too late. Darn sstimson beat me to it!
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Pfft. Seriously sonoci? Every Brony knows the answer to THAT one!
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Mitsuhiko: H-Haibara-san?
Haibara: I feel pretty, oh so pretty! ^///-///^
Ayumi: Who slipped what into Ai-chan's drink? D:
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